Official Texans at Patriots Pre-game thread

Line: Patriots (-15)

Percentage of Bets: 59 percent on NE (-15)

Over/Under: 44.5

Percentage of Bets: 53 percent on the over

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Based Brock will save Sup Forums

Who /betagainstthepatriots/ here

blowout of the playoffs here we come

Who's ready for a live, televised slaughter?

At what time in the first quarter will Belichick begin to rest his starters?

I think he'll wait until the last minute out of respect for Bill O'Brien

>tfw put $500 on trump to win the presidency at 4 to 1 odds
>$2000

First bet I ever made, felt fucking awesome.

Conservashits vote against their own economic interests

Patriots have no idea what's waiting for them
This will be a rude awakening, and Brady's last playoff game

I voted and bet
Seems like my economic interests benefited me.

this. Never ever bet on or against the texans

beta gains? that doesnt sound good

what did he mean by this?

who's watching the seahawks game?

>(-15)

I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me.

How do we fix the NFC, AFCbros?

All their teams are jokes.

I SAID HEY
WHATS GOING ON

Bovada has an alternate over/under at 30 (-140), easy $2

>game

don't even hate the Pats, but I want to see the Texans meme a win

Meme magic guys. We have to meme the Texans into the Superbowl for Hank Hill.

Isn't Hank a cowboys fan?

Won't matter because the Cowboys are losing

This

First for Virginia.

Is it time to start Borkposting??? HTIN HUL IT DIN!
Borkinator is here to meme you up motherfucker

B O R K
O
R
K

All Texas Superbowl set in Houston, TX. Hank will die a happy man.

CLOWNEY IS ELITE

ELITE YOU SAY?

>BOO

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Flooding Somalis and Muslims into the country helps whose economic interest, brainwashed teenager?

No thank you, user.

20 minutes to go

What to do?

go kill some people Duerte

Post some memes? Here's one I made late last night.

Say 20 Hail Brady's and 10 Belichick our Fathers and you'll be set.

heh gimme and my rape ape friends your daughter austria, you aren't racist are you?

>Tom Brady broke the Seachimps forever

You're welcome, rest of the NFL

Take a moment to regroup and try that one again, user.

>watching cheatriotswinlol

I remember that moment, it was dank

Did he just say A Aron?

What kind of madman eats fried chicken with a fork?

Reminder to Packshits

Rodgers voted for Clinton, he's next

where're my tex/a/ns bros at?

gunspoint here

pregame fap

TOXINS

He's a man of many talents. Seattle will feel residuals of that SB loss for years to come.

Umm, germanic countries are getting raped and paying for the privilege, without owning enough guns to help remedy the situation. That better?

Should I even bother with this or is it too obvious that the patriots will win?

Leave Brady to me

>who here about to get jacked up on caffeine so you dont fall asleep during this bore fest

Nice trips. You should always want to watch prime time Pats games. Win / loss, you will find some gems.

>my face if Toxins pull one out of their ass tonight

Seahawks are a textbook case of a team that managed to become relevant for a few years before descending back into irrelevancy. They were never a major thing.

As it stands now, it's the Texans, Chiefs, and Falcons turn to become slightly relevant before becoming irrelevant again

Post yfw Texans meme their way to a Super Bowl victory

>You now remember Brock "Big Cock" Osweiler snapped the Patriots perfect season run last year
It's ogre

Soon.

I drink so much caffiene I wonder how bad it is for my body.

Cutting down social programs and healthcare that the poor conservatives rely on is a much bigger deal than any sort of immigration.

Now businesses are getting large tax breaks to build new automated factories in the USA.
This isnt going to help the poor, uneducated conservatives who used to work in a factory. The 50 people running the factory will have heavy college degrees on how to run the bots or efficiency in general.

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>/r/Texans right now

Reminder that this game is literally irrelevant because my Dallas Cowboys are winning it all this year.

Nice. Got dat Brit stream. Switched automatically.

Get your evil hate away from Brady, Kellerman!

anyone got a link to a stream?

So what ya like in the meme bets lads? I like patriots to score every 1/4 @ evens. Free Money?

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UPSET, DIGITS CONFIRMED

My bad, nice quads!

>54-6 in last two matchups

>this upset montage on cbs

NFL trying so hard to force the meme

What would happen to Texas if the Texans beat the Cowboys in the Texas Bowl?

what went so right for the jest in 2010?

>Team with cucpcake schedule

>Winning the owl

Choose one

Ha Ha faggot

344 days until the Seattle Seahawks win Superbowl 52

Are you ok with a britbong stream?

How are your picks coming along?

>diversity
>good

>Team with Belichick and Brady with 90% healthy squad
user, schedule doesn't matter at this point. It's the playoffs.

28-27 texans in OT thriller

>tfw trap game in the playoffs

Fuck you nfl

I like your attitude

TOXINS

T H I C C

Dallas was blue

Rodgers and Smith voted for Clinton

Atlanta vs Patriots confirmed

>user, don't watch that boring game. Come rub my feet.

We must have the All Texas Superbowl that Hank Hill dreamed of.

THREAD THEME

youtube.com/watch?v=4Iua1oHych4

Diversity means white girls get sexually satisfied

Go pats

Santa doesn't play during his off time.

>y-yes mistress. can I please watch y-you and tyrone later?

I'm a CBS employee but I'm interviewing to leave the company.

Anyone want to know anything about CBS?

EMMA JOI WHEN?

Litteraly not possible to win by a point in ot

Okay