Hey Sup Forums, I need help with this female I'm trying to talk to

Hey Sup Forums, I need help with this female I'm trying to talk to.
Dubs decided what I say. Trips can put their images on what I post.

Talk about 9/11

Bitches love dudes who are passionate -- especially conspiracy theories.

Tell her that The Earth is Flat.

I love toys. Let me show you my shopkins and monster high collection.

THE PROPHECY

Quads commands it

Quads don't lie

I mean are you really trying to talk to her? It sounds like she's trying to talk to you and you're too scared to respond.

What is this, OP psychoanalysis? He's an idiot, otherwise he'd already be getting the pus-pus!

Well yea but if he wants the puss maybe we can help. If he wants to cuck himself I guess there's nothing we can do.

We can help him cuck himself too.

Hahah, op is not a fag.

tell her you eat ass. Like a black man eats chicken.

No lie i'm literally a shit eating cuck.. lol

re roll

Prove it

Put your toys in my ass , im loving toys in my ass

Charge your phone, you savage!

Niggers tongue my anus

winrar

than show me a picture of your fart machine

Roll

so back to the toys, shall i bring around my legos?

I got some star wars action figures, they're my favourite toys.

Lmao

You like my cock?

The Jew's control the banks, I mean I'm not saying there is anything wrong with it. Nobody gets offended when you say Indians run bodegas, I just don't get the controversy.

I know this sounds a bit weird but could I please get a sharpie in pooper pic? Would mean so much to me ;)

rollerino

I want to be your toilet

Uhhhhhhhhhhh... peepee

You look just like my sister, wanna fuck?

Name of the App?

Sorry, I'm an idiot.

THIS

Can i sniff your rainbow farts?

Roll

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere. Not like you.

Demand a picture of her asshole

Can you spank my ass and put your dildo in my mouth pls , i will by your pet

Roll

I-is t-that a R-reddit logo?

Whisper.

Checked.
Do it, OP!

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

FUCKING TRIPS DON'T LIE CUCKS, THIS IS THE NEXT THING OP SENDS TO HER OR HE'S A FAG /MLP/ CUCK

Wastet tripps xD
> wy we havent fuck yet?

I know where you live, boi

Say that

Thx

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Do it nigger

Don't be racist. Racism is bad

U don´t know my ´bout muh dick

rollllllllllllllllll

Hi newfriend

Yo newfag

Rollerino

Any of you faggot basement dwellers think you got any skills with your video games? I fuckin doubt any of you can take me 1vs1 on any fuckin game. I got more skills than a nigger has arrests. And you all fag bags can suck my tiny Asian dick!

So put up or gtfo!
PSN: ReapersHavok

Invite me to whatever game you think your good at.

Smell that Sup Forumsoys? Summers here.

I would send you a dick pic, but my penis is really little and i am insecure about it

Kermit was my daddy in bed

Roll

> i love black dicks up my ass. Wats your lovit Position?

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Whoa stop being homophobic, you niggerfaggot!

Winrar

Winrar

WITNESSED! OP, if you're not a fagling, pony up

We are waiting OP

Kek
Did OP run away?

Winrar

eat shit whore

send me your tits so i can put them up on the internet

Come on OP. Perfect combo

When summer roars with all it's might

Only Sup Forumsacks will REEEE in the night

Legitimately do this.
If she's worth dating she will find this funny.
Also, don't be a faggot.

Proof of why I didn't run away.

I'm not from poland.

Winrar

Now add this

lick my ass nigger

you got trips and >me
oo

Trips checks the dubs. DO IT OP!

roll

I showed you my cock now showe me yours

aye yo slut you tryna smash or what lets do dis shit

>wasting satanic trips

Peguins fuck me to my infinite slumber A.K.A Hell

Sup Forums is dead, friends. At least until summer is done, it will be flooded by NORMIES and wannabe edgelords trying to be cool. Abandon ship for Sup Forums and we can re colonise when the ravens have had their pickings.

its a trip 6 come on do it

DO It

My neighbours are having the loudest sex right now,
I need something to compete.

can you be my cumdumpster so i can stop using my dog?

OP, where are you you cuck?

Tell her, that you like mini dicks and gay porn.

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

I can put 3 fingers up my ass, how many can you?

i think im gay but you look like a dude so thats fine