Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find your dad on your bed like this

Wat do???

...

ask him where hes been for the last 23 1/2 years then cut off his dick, hold him at gun point, and make him eat it.

you?

Dad! You died in 1997!!!!?????

Luv ya daddy, i thought i already serviced you on my birf day

Owo whats this. This looks like my child hood home.

>Be 14 years old
>Hanging with my 14 and 16 years old cousins in their cottage
>They're both girls
>Spend the day chit-chatting and picking up mushrooms from the nearby forest
>Give a good impression of yourself (I think?)
>We're gonna go to sauna during the evening
>Nudity is normal here, me and my cousins gonna go to sauna together
>My penis gets hard just from the thought of going to the sauna with my cousins
>We're enjoying our time together and occasionally we swim in the nearby lake (nude)
>Trade suggestive stares/looks with your cousins but no one says a thing
>My parents and my cousin's parents decide to leave
>Me and my two incredible cousins sitting next to each other ALL NUDE
>At this point I couldn't control my dick as it hardened to maximum density
>I got embarassed and tried to cover my cock
>My cousins giggled and started to flash their own private areas
>"You wanna touch my boobies?"
>I start moving my hand towards her right breast
>"But can I then touch your dick?"
>Tough place to be in, don't know what to answer
>Suddenly your dad comes to the sauna
>"There's an emergency here, girls get the hell out of here"
>My beautiful cousins leave and my dad takes a semi-hard shit on the sauna stove
>He turns you on your stomach
>"I'll take a shit on your back now, my son"
>"Okay daddy"
>Shit ejects upon your back
>Dad rubs it all over your back and asks you "Do you like it boy, do you huh?"
>To be honest not really
>"Me neither, I thought you'd like it"
>We never speak of the shit episode with my dad
>

This reminds me of a drunk nigh with my dad. Should i greentext?

Punch him in the dickballs and tell him to put his fuckin drawls back on.

>Be me 18 getting home to dads house a lil buzzed.

>se dad drunk on couch naked not the first time.

>he asked how my night went.
>Good, unable to score with date but good.

i walk over and flip ylthe t.v. back on.
>cont

>Tv starts blaring porn.

Dont worry, we all get off .

>He starts stroking again

>i go up to my bed room.

>cont
>Dad then calls me over
>Dad then tells me to lie down on the couch with my back facing the roof
>"I'll take a shit on your back now, my son" he says
>Shit ejects upon my back

> me jerking off .

Door burts open

ask OP to leave my appartment.

>In the church with my daddy because it's sunday
>Dad says he'll have a smoke
>"Walk with me" He says
>"Ok" I say
>Dad stops once we exit the church and tells me to lie down on the ground
>"I'll take a shit on your back now, my son"
>"Okay daddy"
>Shit ejects upon my back
>"Do you like it son?"
>Not really
>"Me neither, I thought you'd like it."

> kinda turned on i tell him sure
> i drop to my knees and began sucking him off

> he moans in pleasure. Driving more and more cock in.my thoat.

>Me on th verge of gaging. Stsrts to gett the rythem.

I'm a dad and I sleep like this all the time.

>He shot his carbonized mayo cannon down my throat. Ipassed out

>I woke up to mom and she was also drunk

>i then lie down on the couch with my as s in air
>i moan
>dad stand overs me
>"i take shit on u boy"
>"ok daddy"

>Do a 360
>Walk away

"You can't be my dad. Mom said he was a nigger."

>360
You will walk right into him

Newfag get out

Hello summerfag.

>do a 180
>walk backwards