Hey Sup Forums, what's the cringiest thing you've done lately...

Hey Sup Forums, what's the cringiest thing you've done lately? I fucked up today and want to see if my fuck up was the worst,

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I sent a dickpick to my dads brother on accident. Yupp. Legit contemplaiting killing myself.

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What did you do nigger

nice trips.
btw the worst thing is uncle appreciating your dick

Hey, at least ya got some trips to make up for it.

I was walking and saw my crush coming up. We're friends so I raised by hand to wave to her but tripped and accidentally smacked her in the face. It gave her a bloody nose and she was pretty pissed.

Text him and say "Sorry, that was for your wife"

Is your life an anime?

weeb spotted

Autist spotted

Its a long story that involves a sailor.

How do you fuck up that bad

Watched this three times in a row.

youtube.com/watch?v=Y9F6sieSLL0

Alright, I've got a story I've never told anyone.
>Be me, 9 years old
>Have crush on cousin, female 8 year old
>At this point, we were staying in the same house
>Christmas morning, while all parents are drinking coffee, plot idea
>Convince her and my other cousins that we played a new game at school
>called naked tiggy (chasey for Australia)

Should I cont.?

I genuinely don't know. I have stupid long legs that seem like I'm constantly on stilts so that may be it.

I said I smacked her in the face when I fell, not landed with my hand conveniently groping her chest.

sounds like you're an underage fag that's getting used to a growth spurt.

Do we even have to say yes?

>should I cont.?

Here's the (you) you wanted so badly.
Now tell the damn story.

Watched this human piece of cancer
youtube.com/watch?v=dxxRNEfYxv4&t=25s

Fine, continuing on.
>Explain to cousins that we would close all the blinds in our classroom
>Then the person who was tagged would have to strip down naked
>Then run around the classroom and tag someone
>Then that person was "it" and had to strip naked
>I was the second oldest, and they still didn't believe me
>Eventually convince them, and we start
>Because I picked the game, i get to choose who goes first
>Eenie meenie miny moe
>Lands on crush (cousin ick?)

Go on.

>She protests at first, but eventually agrees and strips naked
>First time seeing girl naked, first time anything sexual
>Only 9 years old, don't even know what boner is
>Fucking Boner alert, no idea what's going on
>She's running around, I'm standing still
>No idea what the fuck is going on in my pants
>she charges for me and trips over a toy
>on way down, hits my penis
>Penis is not a semi any more, it's fucking diamonds

>she kneels down
>i ask her what are you doing
>she says im kneeling down
>look at the floor
>ride away on my dinasour

>"Hah user, you're "it""!
>Oh shit
>OH SHIT
>strip naked, boner flinging in the air
>I am the only boy in a room of 4 girls
>They're not phased by it, but I got no idea what to do
>Decide fuck it, and start chasing the girls around the room
>Hardened 9 year old penis flopping majestically
>Make V-Line for crush cousin and jump
>Forgetting that I have an erection, I hit her in face
>She screams
>Female cousins scream
>Parents walk in and see me naked with 4 cousins and erection
>All girls screaming

I went to a fluffy thread

^Not Me

my parents sat me down and told me off. We have never spoken of it again.

Boner S L A P !

I have literally thought about it every day at least once for the last 20 years

oh god my sides

I thought I fucked up today. But thank you for reminding me I'm not the biggest fuck up.

Now I've told my story, tell yours

Biggest cringe thing I've done in life.
>be me
>be 17
>be 2010
>newfag
>decide to post on Sup Forums after like 6 days of lurking
>fuckyeahigotthis.jpeg
>someone is asking what the best gun would be to anhero with
>I know things about guns, this is my chance!
>Believe this guy wants to be a super hero vigilante because I'm some sort of newfag bitch
>tells him 1911 because it's more accurate but CZ's aren't bad and can old more
>feelsgoodman.png
>five minutes later find out what anhero means
>leaves site until next day
>mfw

I already did. But to retell it,
>I was walking and saw my crush coming up. We're friends so I raised by hand to wave to her but tripped and accidentally smacked her in the face. It gave her a bloody nose and she was pretty pissed.

Wait does he not press a button and does that well?

Come to the board

>dads brother
Why not just say uncle?

I think the worst part was that we used to always joke and shit saying stuff like "we're going to get married one day", then all that stopped after. We don't talk anymore

Well, it's a different kind of cringe, since it didn't have anything to do with your crush on her. Just a wave gone awry. Purely an accident.

So she'll get over it, or if she doesn't then she's a bitch and doesn't deserve your affection.

You did good, user. Chances are he would've become an hero with or without your help, but you helped ensure that it went well and actually killed him rather than giving him a fate worse than death.

Did she end up hot? Post pics faggot