Who's the most badass man to ever live Sup Forums?

Who's the most badass man to ever live Sup Forums?

Literally not the queer you posted.

Simo Häyhä aka The White Death

D'Annunzio

second

Shooting people while you're hiding isn't exactly badass or manly.

i bet you've never even read any of his books since reading is for faggots. but imma go with Teddy Roosevelt. dude literally got shot while giving a speech then continued and didn't go the hospital till he finished the speech, among other things

Karl Marx

>the "person" who types like a nigger is implying other people don't read
You're right about Teddy though.

Hugh Glass

They actually had to tone his story down in The Revenant to make it believable

Me

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He wasn't even the most badass president

Andrew Jackson had duels on the white house lawn, drank 20 quarts of corn liquor a day and beat a man with two guns unconscious with his cane when he was 71

During one cabinet meeting he actually dug a musket ball out of his arm and sent it back to his opponent

this is Sup Forums, not a fuckin english class. i dont have time for grammar. nice dubs tho friendo

Jackson was a faggot

You forgot to mention that he beat the man after both his guns misfired/we're too damn scared to fire.

Jackson is also the only US president to beat the ever living fuck out of someone who tried to assassinate him

this

An actual white person doesn't need to be reminded to act like one. They also own up to their mistakes.

Why did he use a cane and 2 guns to beat the man?
Why not just fire one gun at the guy?

He was also the ONLY president to oversee the complete repayment of the national debt.

Mohammad
His evil is still ongoing worldwide to this day
Still has over a billion retards convinced he was a prophet

If you were attempting to be witty, you failed.

It's more than you will ever do with your shit excuse for a life.

Hulk hogan brothhheeeerrr

Not true, I have eleven kids

Also

>Celebrating a white man killing other white men

>Ever

nah, i got your reply :^)

>reddit spacing
Go back to your home site.

>has read Hemingway
>hates Hemingway

>not celebrating a person defending himself

Terrible author.

On Stormfront they say the race traitors should be killed first, before even worrying about the jews or the blacks or the arabs or whoever. There's a certain logic to that.

Being a surly alcoholic with a childish temper isn't badass.

>On Stormfront they say
Poor white trash detected.

>Who's the most badass man to ever live Sup Forums?
Probably Gengis Khan

J.D. Motherfuckers

>11 kids
>racist
Are you some Utah or Idaho autist who takes all the memes too seriously or what?

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No, I'm a sperm donor

>this is what it looks like when mobilecancer tries to contribute

11 kids?

Hillbilly much. Bet it's to 5 different women too.

Nope, 11

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So who is?

The Lord Jesus Christ

>faced off with Satan in the desert
>mocked Pharisees
>beat the shit out of moneylenders at the Temple
>healed the sick
>fed multitudes
>walked on water
>controlled the weather
>brought people back from the dead
>endured a brutal crucifixion, then came back to life
>is coming back to defeat the forces of evil

10/10 badass

The white death

So in other words you and your "family" are trash.

Nope, mostly lesbians

Of we are going to talk fiction their are way bigger badasses.

>_______ much.
Disgusting homo detected.

>too stupid to not take bait

ie trash.

Suck a nigger dick, dumpster juice

The ultimate dead beat dad

>ie

>not aka

>fiction
>implying

black dynamite

>reaction images after 2010
Cringe.

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>reddit spacing a greentext

Hannibal. Terrorized Rome, marched elephants through alps, died of old age.

Thinking having 11 kids is fucked up makes me homo?
Nice try autist

kys trendy fag

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Go bow your head in shame.

Oh I'm sorry. I forgot you guys don't like facts.

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Talking like an effeminate male born after 1995 and raised by single mommy makes you a homo.

Apparently he had as many kills with an smg as a rifle.

Thinking having 11 kids is fucked up makes you a beta faggot, yes

Reproduction is second only to survival in the biological imperative

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What part was effeminate?

>says the kid posting reaction images because he saw how popular they are on facebook
The people who belong here grew out of that boring shit years ago.

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T.E. Lawrence aka Lawrence of Arabia

>lmao
you're one retarded nigger

Lol you thinking having 11 kids is alpha makes you a massive cuck.
What sort of faggot wants to be stuck with 11 kids?

>What part was effeminate?
The part we're talking about, stupid. Why is keeping up so hard for you? Too many nights burning your brain cells out doing poppers at the gay bar?

Try reading, it's fundamental

I'm a sperm donor

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>le post 2010 reddit irony soaked troll face
You lose.

Hunter S. Thompson

Adam lanza

he also murdered all the indians. real badass? right. real dik.

Which part? If it's so simple it would be pretty easy to articulate your argument. But you know you fucked up and have no argument.

this guy?

Lol excellent choice.

It's a shame all his fans are hipster trash.

Who gives a shit about the indians? They were just a bunch of inbred gooks

until bill clinton did same

The part I quoted to you before you started replying back to me as if you were capable of winning an argument, dunce. Feel free to go look back through the thread since it's obvious you're too stupid to carry on a conversation for more then 5 minutes.

Obligatory #1

I read that. I didn't know it was you who was arguing.
Secondly your full of shit. Very unlikely your speed would be used 11 times and even more unlikely you would ever be told about it.
And lastly how is being a sperm donor alpha?

summer has arrived

Obligatory #2

>trump voter
There's nothing badass about being a retard.

duh. easy.

I don't donate to a cryo bank, I donate directly to recipients. Mostly lesbian couples

It's a matter of being biologically successful while NOT being financially responsible

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What about his full of shit, Jamal?

What do you mean you have no soul? you dont look asian boy.