One of the worst people to walk this Earth. And she's the only thing that's made me cum in the past month...

One of the worst people to walk this Earth. And she's the only thing that's made me cum in the past month. Help me Sup Forums

80/100

No

I understand where you are coming from, I have done the same with Lena Dunham

Check the /anita/ board for fellow weirdos and go with god

Been the source of a few spite wanks for me too.

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it's because her mouth is too small for her face

cannot unsee

Everytime i've gone to shoot my load in the past month which has been a fair few times, it's been her ive cum too. Its becoming too much

These disgusting jewesses who are chosen to be famous and do not gain it by merit....ugh nasty nasty bitch

Amy Schumer looks like one of my female cousins, which makes it impossible for me to sexualize her.

ironically, for many Sup Forumstards this would make her 10x more fappable.

why the fuck do I come to this hellhole.

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OP is Amy Schumer shes making this thread to make it look like people fap to her
>1 star

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the tits save her face

Meh. Give me plastic and silicone.

eagerly awaiting the blu-ray release of snatched so i can see amy's exposed jewbs in HD

I have nutted to that pic a fair few times already. Bring on the HD

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>tfw amy schumer doesn't sit on your face and call you a misogynist male barely worthy of eating her perfect jew pussy

Sage.
This is what she wants, she wants you to photoshop her into a sexual chimera, make you fap, and return to a less motivated low-testosterone blob.

WITCHCRAFT I SAY!!

Literally all i want to do right now

>he thinks sage works
This post just took the thread from page 7 to page 1.

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Dude gross

thx for fixing my dick. now its repulsed by this bitch

>he wouldn't let lena sit on his face

oh dear...

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No I value my life. Somewhat

Lena doesnt do it for me. I can only cum to Amy though...

Jesus Christ, she barely has a human shape, let alone a feminine one. What went wrong, dude?

How did you end up here user?

Im not quite sure. One day i was just casually jerking it as you do. Probably to celeb fakes and then stumbled upon one of her and came hard from it. Ever since ive been jerking to normal pics of her, fakes, screenshots and even cock/cum tributes of her. No one else seems to do it for me atm

I always watch this chick's videos when that Amy vibe sets in. Dead ringer in the facial area. look up Anabelle on vporn, killer POV vids

Damn youre not wrong bro. Great find

I do not doubt this is the slightest. Seriously probably legit.

Did u just assume I have a penis?

She gained weight. She used to be a little chubby, but attractive. Somewhere along the line she just became fat. Probably just bad eating habits and too much booze.

Finally a celeb areola that's not smaller than a dime. Small areola are fucking gross