How to seduce my old horny neighbour woman?

How to seduce my old horny neighbour woman?

Ask her how to knit.

Shake my dick at her

Put it in her butt, they love it.

1. Do yardwork shirtless if you have a half way decent body.

2. Assist her with her groceries one day.

3. Make sure she sees you rebuild a bicycle.

4. Invite her to a bbq at your place (with others around).

5. Get her tanked on wine (spike with vodka after her 3rd drink).

Panties will come off after she offers to stay after party and help you clean up.

t. I'm going over to the MILF's place tomorrow for more fucking.

>Make sure she sees you rebuild a bicycle.
>Make sure

>rebuild a bicycle.
wat

Establishes that you're good with your hands/

Ask her what she's doing for dinner, cook for her or get take out.

maybe the queston is... how does she seduce you?

>Late one night, smash her window with a brick
>When the cops come and the neighbors are all standing around
>Walk up to her and say, "Fucking immigrants, am I right?"
>Invite her back to your place for a shot to calm her nerves
>Lace with GHB
>Cum in her dusty old snatch all night.

>she must see you rebuild a bicycle, from the ground up
>user
>you must not fail

give her a bowl of boiled eggs

kek

>Make sure she sees you rebuild a bicycle.
>she must see you rebuild a bicycle, from the ground up

That's my game, you assholes find your own way to fuck older women

>rebuilding bicycles is a fucking panty dropper.

>Make sure she sees you rebuild a bicycle.
YOUR MISSION IS TO REBUILD THE BICYCLE
THE FATE OF THE HOT OLDER NEIGHBOR LADY DEPENDS ON YOUR SKILLS
DO NOT FAIL user

Offer to pay her AARP fees

OP please tell us you have a bike

OP MUST EXECUTE HIS HOLY DUTY

REBUILD THAT BIKE

Do it faggot

>"So, Mrs. MILF, I was just rebuilding this bicycle. How are you?"

make multiple bicycles just to be safe

I don't have a bike.

only you can save her from a dry pussy

you will never score. Pick one up on Craigslist and rebuild that bitch ASAP.

Don't forget, she HAS to see you do it, no pussy otherwise

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DEUS VULT OP, GOD WILLS IT

Ain't gonna get granny rear without that 10 gear.

Force her, do not allow her to leave until he rebuilds the bike one piece at a time, I learned this the last time I found a whore, except I made her eat an entire bowl of eggs.

this

COMPLETE THE MISSION
FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION

I
will be wating.

Pay attention to her, compliment her, get her drunk. Easy as that.

older women want either one of 2 things

#1 steady commitment from an independent gentlemen
#2 - hard dick and some cheerios

Don't, you sick fuck.
You like loose pussy? You like saggy tits? You like varicose veins and stretch marks from all her pregnancies?
You are disgusting and you should be imprisoned. Get help.

#3 - bicycle rebuilding skills.

don't forget about the fucking bike

go over and do yard work but bend way over and exaggerate your chest

>Make sure she sees you rebuild a bicycle.

make sure you ride your rebuilt bicycle over to do the work

THE BICYCLE MUST BE REBUILT
THE FUTURE OF YOUR VIRGIN ASS DEPENDS ON IT

Do sweet jumps off a ramp with your rebuild bike.

Gold

cum in her ass

Surefire tip: 'Hey, smart girl like you likes a good pastry, huh?'

>Put me in screen cap pls

Step 1: invite her over for wine

Step 2: fuck

That's literally it.

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Those shoes do not look rated for cruiser bikes.

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It's pretty damn clear if you don't rebuild that goddamn bicycle, you DON'T deserve ANY pussy.

Mow her lawn with a scythe.

It will go faster on the rebuilt bike.

If she's horny like you say, why would you have to seduce her?

He ain't got the bicycle game.

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Ms. Russia. 2004.

They don't age well.

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Have you seen it work in attracting a woman first hand? Has anybody?

Rebuild her son's bicycle, it's way better

>make sure she sees you rebuild a bicycle

>Make sure she sees you rebuild a bicycle.