User who names the dumbest invention wins

user who names the dumbest invention wins.

>magnetic hammer

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That's actually smart. Might help pick up dropped nails.

>women's sports

>special olympics

>Vagina condom

Where's my trophy?

>Cotton Gin

had free labor already

solar powered flashlight

Kek

>cheese grater dildo

>solar powered flashlight

Feminism

>this joke

Reusable toilet paper

I mean they make reusable diapers so...

poisoned canned steak and poisoned edible fish food

Black Father's Day card

unscented deodorant

poisoned baby food improperly sealed

Your mum

im dying

poisonous mushrooms in sandwich bag

Electric wheelchair with footbrake

poisonous snake

Electronic baseball bat

this guy

Glass hammer

Pet rock

Poison

Underated post.

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bags full of bibles that bad gekids getirsiri modomnod

instant sand

The condom

>Hey, I think you might have communicable diseases...so let's put a millimeter of latex between us and try our damnedest to swap fluids

>Sup Forums

This thread

Religion.

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God

dafuq are you shoving up your butthole?

>>Cotton Gin
>had free labor already
The "free labor" picked the cotton, the gin separated to cotton form the seeds.
Without the cotton gin, there would have been far less demand for slave labor.

poison creating device

rabbits

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OPs life

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women

My attempts at finding affection and future happiness.

nigger bodyguad lee harvey oswald gets icked u and dragged and thrown rossa th e roon jessus hhris t wha t s going aoon

Yeah, magnetic hammers exist. You stick the nail to the hammer head and then set it with a swing. What, did you think a magnet would be strong enough to pull nails out of wood? You need to watch something other than cartoons.

ill bebat you to d eaeth you fa ffaggot abnd niggr oussy anmsss biathhah come nto my house annd fight me illda eaaet oyoun fir breallfast!

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buttplugs

That's an actual thing though

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Democracy

Woah! I like this guy. What's up, dude?

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Sup Forums

Slinky

Butt plugs are great inventions.

money

Fight me fag.

Pants

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They already exist. There are hammers with a small notch in the top of the head, in which a magnet is embedded to hold the nail, usually requiring only one strike to fully sink the nail to the head.


Nice hammers

silk road.

Sliced Bread

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jew juice.

Glass Ceiling

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this has some potential

Women's rights

Yeah, my dad invented. U charge during the day and use at night.

They make those, and they're very useful. They capture solar energy during the day (when you aren't using the flashlight) and store it in a battery, which powers it during the night (when it's dark).

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Yeah because during the day you are totally like 'oh shit, I am going to need a flashlight in the night for THAT thing's
If you knew during the day, you would do it during the day

Unless it's for camping which is still shit, because what if it's not sunny

Anyways, bottom line your dad is a faggot

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>(when it's dark).
Oh shit thanks for pointing that out

Waterproof teabag

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Wind powered dildo

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A de-toaster

Mechanical, handpumped vacuum cleaner

Niggers followed by whiggers.

It's actually helpful for people with allergies. The scent is just perfume that you don't need under your arms.

crack pipe cleaner.

All of the genders after the first two.

Sugar free sugar

Screen doors on a submarine...
The fidget spinner...
Chive scissors. Seriously just use a fukken chef knife faggots

see

Nah... that just stopped us from trying to correct the stupidity that is niggerdom.

Those fucking things that makes omelets or french fries in the microwave. Those things never ever work and they keep bringing them back on the market.

We should've picked our own cotton...

Blu Waffle

Rape Whistles

>Be a female
>Walk through dark parking lot
>Or dark alley
>Notice sketchy men follow you
>Starts running towards you
>You run but are slower
>Reach into purse
>Pass up gun or UV Pepper Spray
>Pull out rape whistle
>TWEET TWEET TWEET!
>No help coming
>Alerts more rapists to location

No. Where is the mono-wheel?

England

potato powered ecig.