Tinder pickup lines and experiences?
Tinder pickup lines and experiences?
Sebastian Ramirez
Andrew Hall
...
Oliver Phillips
Should have been assigned to house Jew
Carter Wright
Mate if that's what your picking up on tinder my advice is to quit and never go back. You're an ugly cunt.
Ethan Price
I like to spell their name backwards.
"Jessica spelt backwards is acissej."
Followed with one of:
Kinda makes you think.
Just thought you should know.
Seemed important to tell you.
Just making sure that you know.
Or something stupid like that.
I'm actually surprised how often it works.
I don't do it if their name is like Alyssa or ends in ssa, because they might think ass_____ is what I'm getting at. Women with names ending in ssa are the hardest to get.
Christian Davis
Hey, check out Casanova over here!
Chase Anderson
True but I just swipe right and felt like it. I was thinking of the tapes and CD line but this was just relevant i really just use it for lols I already have a gf
Leo Moore
...
Isaiah Parker
...
Parker Jones
...
Jayden Gomez
>are you on groupon?
kek
Oliver Jones
...
Brayden Edwards
...
Ayden Hall
...
Justin Jones
...
Julian Wood
...
Jonathan Cook
I'll dump some nudes in between to keep you tags around
Grayson Taylor
...
Owen Gomez
not her
Cooper Martinez
...
Lucas Cooper
Anyone have screenshots of the tinder God user? He seems to know what to do
Samuel Evans
No sher shitlock just a tinder win
Matthew Brown
def not her
Jonathan Foster
...
Nathan Parker
...
Julian Flores
...
Alexander Moore
>texting sam
Landon Morales
Tepkok
Carter Murphy
By all means. Post results fam
Gabriel Ward
>screenshots from march
just post all of them already
Juan Evans
diont fuck it up i wnt to ssee where tbis goes
David Bailey
Body 6/10
Blowjob 9/10
Asians with the head of course
Jeremiah Wilson
...
James Cox
green tampon deployer is big
Oliver Harris
...
Luis Gutierrez
...
Caleb Perez
...
Aiden Green
"Baby, has anyone ever told you that you're the spitting image of Rachel Dolezal?"
Adam Davis
...
Christopher Rivera
dafuq a spinicker
Josiah Richardson
Real talk, I thought it was her for a spilt second
Levi Wood
I forget where I heard it. Nice dubs tho
Jeremiah Campbell
>Obamacare
Topkek to the randomness
Ethan Sanders
kek
Jason Lewis
>Sturdy eyebrows
Please keep these posts coming. Best shit I've seen all night.
Bentley Ramirez
cuz if there was no slaves obama would still be in kenya with his bro
Camden Reed
...
Xavier Collins
Jesus Christ, you're thirty fucking years old. The only the less attractive than your dried old cunt is thee fact that you still enjoy children's books.
Jack Nelson
Sorry bro she stopped after poppy seeds
Here are black tits tho
Zachary King
Good opener line is saying their name with an exclamation point. (ex: Alyssa!) makes the dumb whores feel special.
Nathan Cook
Byootiful
Jackson Morales
casanova spelled backwards is avonasac
Ian Powell
Thanks for that?
Ethan Hernandez
is true, i do this in person actually. you act like you know them from somewhere and make a big fuss over them. theyre stuck trying to remember you when you never existed until now and youre all they can think about now
Ryder James
>keep your abuela on the poppy farm
oh my god i am fucking dying right now.
Austin Morris
is anyone still texting this skank?
Juan Lee
I tried FaceTime. Got blocked :/
Nathan Walker
Kel I love you sociopaths
Ian Jones
Those screenshots are from the same night as the messages I got blocked a while ago
Luke Watson
Yall wanna see something weird?
Bentley Torres
when you dont have good looks or charm, you make do with what you do have. no different than a gym rat showing muscles
Nicholas Phillips
You're supposed to ask b4 you post
Robert Cox
fuck it lets do this chums
Evan Peterson
YES!!!!
Eli Reyes
Oh
Least the butts normal
Bentley Davis
except that it has a mac address
>>that filename
Tyler Gray
Hmm never noticed she sent it to me from one? Idk
Gabriel Gutierrez
Kek
Thomas Cox
why does her crack keep on going
Ryder Bailey
Just be this guy
Camden Nelson
yea what happened with that one?
Liam Wood
>now claims to have just got the number
>will not resend pics I paid $5 for
Landon Nelson
A U T I S T I C
Lincoln White
Hahaha Holy shit I love her
Julian Nguyen
Because those legs go ago the way up
Thomas Mitchell
Idk I'm not him mate
Alexander Thomas
On that note who the fuck buys nudes?
Brayden Rodriguez
nah nah ill try it. spell their name backwards and then pretend i knew them as that name, not their real one
Juan Martinez
I just got aids
Nathan Gonzalez
Is this real life?
omg i've always wanted to fuck moretz
Joseph Reed
I'm fucking dying
Matthew Davis
Best nude
Nathan Smith
Im mexican and loling over here, touche user touche!
Eli Butler
yo .. HEY , ya, i remember you zterom! how you been?
youre name is whaaaaa? lol so craci cuz you told me it was zterom back at that party we were at
omg the one we made out at, we were about to find a room in back to fool around BUT THEN SUSAN SHOWS UP LIKE O:, ah well good catching up, brb k?
bitch will NEVER forget you
Wyatt Adams
Topkek
Jonathan Lee
samefag
Jayden Perry
If you say so
Jonathan Mitchell
>femanon deteted
Brody Nelson
No one should have to. Especially from high maintenance """princesses""" who didn't get a chance to be famous before becoming washed up. Does anyone not think the $5 is going towards pumpkin spice lattes?
Brandon Hernandez
she just cant resist. she now wishes she was zterom due to the great time we mustve had but cant remeber cuz she knows she was shitfaced
even though she knows zterom is just an autist doing funny shit with her name
Caleb Morris
"Rape is cool"
Austin Martin
holy shit i really do think i know that balled dude in 2nd row, paul n?
Jack Ross
I don't know his name. Have you met his partner?
Jordan Edwards
>I dont think Adolf died for sub-par pics
Anthony Peterson
...
Logan Sullivan
>youre making it hard
>not replying with im not gay
youre golden tho
Eli Rogers
namremzzaj? i sure do! bitch owe me tree fiddy