Tinder pickup lines and experiences?
Tinder pickup lines and experiences?
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Should have been assigned to house Jew
Mate if that's what your picking up on tinder my advice is to quit and never go back. You're an ugly cunt.
I like to spell their name backwards.
"Jessica spelt backwards is acissej."
Followed with one of:
Kinda makes you think.
Just thought you should know.
Seemed important to tell you.
Just making sure that you know.
Or something stupid like that.
I'm actually surprised how often it works.
I don't do it if their name is like Alyssa or ends in ssa, because they might think ass_____ is what I'm getting at. Women with names ending in ssa are the hardest to get.
Hey, check out Casanova over here!
True but I just swipe right and felt like it. I was thinking of the tapes and CD line but this was just relevant i really just use it for lols I already have a gf
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>are you on groupon?
kek
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I'll dump some nudes in between to keep you tags around
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not her
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Anyone have screenshots of the tinder God user? He seems to know what to do
No sher shitlock just a tinder win
def not her
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>texting sam
Tepkok
By all means. Post results fam
>screenshots from march
just post all of them already
diont fuck it up i wnt to ssee where tbis goes
Body 6/10
Blowjob 9/10
Asians with the head of course
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green tampon deployer is big
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"Baby, has anyone ever told you that you're the spitting image of Rachel Dolezal?"
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dafuq a spinicker
Real talk, I thought it was her for a spilt second
I forget where I heard it. Nice dubs tho
>Obamacare
Topkek to the randomness
kek
>Sturdy eyebrows
Please keep these posts coming. Best shit I've seen all night.
cuz if there was no slaves obama would still be in kenya with his bro
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Jesus Christ, you're thirty fucking years old. The only the less attractive than your dried old cunt is thee fact that you still enjoy children's books.
Sorry bro she stopped after poppy seeds
Here are black tits tho
Good opener line is saying their name with an exclamation point. (ex: Alyssa!) makes the dumb whores feel special.
Byootiful
casanova spelled backwards is avonasac
Thanks for that?
is true, i do this in person actually. you act like you know them from somewhere and make a big fuss over them. theyre stuck trying to remember you when you never existed until now and youre all they can think about now
>keep your abuela on the poppy farm
oh my god i am fucking dying right now.
is anyone still texting this skank?
I tried FaceTime. Got blocked :/
Kel I love you sociopaths
Those screenshots are from the same night as the messages I got blocked a while ago
Yall wanna see something weird?
when you dont have good looks or charm, you make do with what you do have. no different than a gym rat showing muscles
You're supposed to ask b4 you post
fuck it lets do this chums
YES!!!!
Oh
Least the butts normal
except that it has a mac address
>>that filename
Hmm never noticed she sent it to me from one? Idk
Kek
why does her crack keep on going
Just be this guy
yea what happened with that one?
>now claims to have just got the number
>will not resend pics I paid $5 for
A U T I S T I C
Hahaha Holy shit I love her
Because those legs go ago the way up
Idk I'm not him mate
On that note who the fuck buys nudes?
nah nah ill try it. spell their name backwards and then pretend i knew them as that name, not their real one
I just got aids
Is this real life?
omg i've always wanted to fuck moretz
I'm fucking dying
Best nude
Im mexican and loling over here, touche user touche!
yo .. HEY , ya, i remember you zterom! how you been?
youre name is whaaaaa? lol so craci cuz you told me it was zterom back at that party we were at
omg the one we made out at, we were about to find a room in back to fool around BUT THEN SUSAN SHOWS UP LIKE O:, ah well good catching up, brb k?
bitch will NEVER forget you
Topkek
samefag
If you say so
>femanon deteted
No one should have to. Especially from high maintenance """princesses""" who didn't get a chance to be famous before becoming washed up. Does anyone not think the $5 is going towards pumpkin spice lattes?
she just cant resist. she now wishes she was zterom due to the great time we mustve had but cant remeber cuz she knows she was shitfaced
even though she knows zterom is just an autist doing funny shit with her name
"Rape is cool"
holy shit i really do think i know that balled dude in 2nd row, paul n?
I don't know his name. Have you met his partner?
>I dont think Adolf died for sub-par pics
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>youre making it hard
>not replying with im not gay
youre golden tho
namremzzaj? i sure do! bitch owe me tree fiddy