It is literally impossible to hit the ceiling with jizz from a standing position. Prove me wrong

It is literally impossible to hit the ceiling with jizz from a standing position. Prove me wrong.

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Maybe cause your dick is small? Post your mom's nudes

i understand you are jealous, no reason to bring my mother into this

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When I was young and jacking off every hour I once recorded 8 ft. That was literally angled at optimum trajectory. Ceiling? No way.. Now it's like maybe 2ft with the same angle, but much more voluminous. I'm ok with it.

I recall hitting the ceiling once when I was 12, freaked me out. Thought I had superdick. Now, usually about a foot, foot and a half

I think when you're young it's psychologically strong but you're mostly squirting water. That's what I experienced. Crazy far

I've hit the ceiling b4. Was 4 years ago (I was 21) and had major blue balls. was laying down on my bed as my fuck buddy at the time sucked me off and finished me by hand. It can happen.

No proof of it happening I see.

lol

I don't record my sexual life like some autist Sup Forumstard looking for approval of other Sup Forumstards. beleive it or not, it's up to you, but I'm satisfied with knowing I have distance shots after some good edging/ blue balls. I've gotten good distance with the girl im with now but not to the ceiling like b4. little over king size bed length is the most recent distance but not straight up fighting gravity. If you can't do it then maybe you're not teasing yourself enough Sup Forumsro?

I always end up snagging it with my mouth before it gets any higher

and when i say teasing/blue balls I mean like weeks of torturous painful endurance testing sexting and porn watching. Sorry for spelling errors friends, Little drunk tonight.

damn mouth.. always in the way, amiright?

you never had a good wank, how sad.

I frequently cum 10 feet (and have cum 13+ feet before) and still don't get close to my ceiling. I do have 11 foot ceilings though.

if you cum a little over the distance of a king sized bed at an optimal angle then the maximum height you would achieve is only about 40 inches above your penis... you must have really low ceilings

actually, a lot lower than that... i didnt account for air resistance

Damn son you got wrecked by physics

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what

what jwj

ok...

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wat

cp ok?

what does pizza have to do with anything

That kid doesn't have a dick, he has a fire hose

that was...beautiful. moar?

Lol "cp ok?" U lying cuck

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thats non going against gravity like Op was asking for

all webms in this thread so far are the same person

oh my god I would love to catch that

catch it where?

I never thought I'd reply to a disgusting thread like this, but here it goes...

sauce: a scary movie

My thirsty slut throat of course

are you gonna post more for me?

wish i could cum like that

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