/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever]
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired]
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly
Marc "Not Mark" Hogan
KRIS "Meme Rap" EX
Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes
Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano

Will someone dethrone Kendrick Lamar’s 9.2 for AOTY?

OFFICIAL and accurate 2017 BNM Tally: 26
Nights since last BNM: 5

The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.

>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member, now slightly updated)
mega.nz/#!IkITCb5K!Nq3IGPLLNaGxaLZMiWRl0LF0ws77D_E4FO2eO4N1kwg

>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Jefre Cantu-Ledesma, Laurel Halo, and each & every poster here
-/p4k/ forever

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soundcloud.com/t6mikee/may-god-bless-your-hustle
youtu.be/ysY4bFdY_JY
twitter.com/AnonBabble

1:04 AM, Vdara Hotel
Room 14015, April 9, 2016
Our day started today with many kisses
You were on your way out the door to Southern California 'til the fourteenth
And I was on my way to Las Vegas, then to New Orleans
When you said bye and closed my apartment door behind you
A heavy feeling fell upon me, it hit me in a very real way
That we'll live the rest of our lives together
And that gives me so much happiness and comfort
But it also hit me harder than ever before that one day we'll say goodbye for a final time
Every day we get closer and closer to death
I have no illusions of an afterlife
And have no idea how much longer I have on this planet
Or what my quality of life will be in five, ten, fifteen years
Where will our final goodbye be? What condition will I be in?
And how will your health be? Are we even sure we'll be in the same place when one of us has to go?
I don't like goodbyes
I've had enough last goodbyes with people to know that it's the most painful emotion in the world
I don't want to live for eternity, life is filled with too much sorrow
My mind keeps flashing to a woman I saw recently
Of her and her son asleep in the car on the Tenderloin on a very hot day
They were in a tow-away zone and looked to be completely passed out
She had a big map open on her lap
But I knocked on the door and though she couldn't speak to me she was okay
My biggest hope in life is that you are beside me when I die
I've lived many lifetimes in forty-nine years
But the best time of my life is of my days and years spent with you
I'm getting older and my stomach is bloated and feels off
I burp too much, I'm that middle-aged guy with a gut that I never thought I'd be
And here I am in Las Vegas
Family men with bellies bigger than mine are walking around with Guns N' Roses t-shirts

Okay there Mark

My favorite thread! Love you p4k shill

daily reminder no white men have gotten a bnm this year.

see

I'm at Condé Nast headquarters. What should I do?

it's after midnight. are you the janitor?

Go find shill

What about Alex G?

you're right. i forgot about him. i won't post this tomorrow.

...

P4KFest is in two weeks
Will you use a different performance after?

no.

Beach House are not performing at p4kfest

what's beach house b-sides and rarities getting tonight? 6.3?

NIGHTLY RUNDOWN
MIKE 8.3 BNM by Matthew Strauss
Nicholas Britell 7.7 by Calum Marsh
Ennanga Vision 7.2 by Andy Beta
Turtlenecked 6.0 by Ian Cohen

Another rap BNM. Fucking p4k.

i sign my emails with MIKE

literally who the fuck is MIKE
i googled 'mike rapper' and its showing fucking Killer Mike

soundcloud.com/t6mikee/may-god-bless-your-hustle

It's honestly pretty good desu

p4k shill = black american

Wrong

p4k shill has always said it was his friend who was the crj fan. look who's standing behind the sign guy. that's the real p4k shill.

Do you mean white shirt or the guy between him and sign guy?

youtu.be/ysY4bFdY_JY

THE GAY BLACK DUDE WITH THE GREEN WRIST BAND

...

thoughts?

it stirs the soup

eggplant