/ESCORT TALES/

/ESCORT TALES/
I guess the rules are, I'll start

> be me
> 22 year old average dude
> can get girls my age but want milfs cause mommy fetish
> go on local backpage
> type in cougar
> 40 year old milf pops up
> huge tits otherwise average mom
> fugg yes
> email her
> she's down
> tells me only older dudes have hit her up despite her posting "cougar"
> meet up with her for whats supposed to be an hour
> she has a joint rolled and offers me a smoke
> I take her offer
> 20 minutes later talking about some total bullshit with this woman nearly double my age
> tells me she wants us to shower
> unsure if this is standard procedure
> agree anyway
> teases me in the shower for what feels like forever
> tells me how she wishes she met me in high school and how she has a thing for her sons 16 year old friends
> at this point I wonder who likes this more although totally into it myself
> we dry off and she tells me to get in bed
> sucks me off bare and has me titfuck her
> nut in like 10 minutes of this
> think my session is done cause I glaze her chest in nut
> she tells me no I want you to fuck me
> shit ok
> wraps muh willy
> demands I fuck her doggy

Moar?

Go on

You've got my attention, faggot

if that is real...wow

Hot damn

Cool

>Also be 22 and in same scenario

How do you find these local back areas?

So was she an escort? How much did you pay her?

> i reach over
> open the door
> get on the floor
> everybody walk
> like a dinosaur

> lays on the edge of her bed and plants her face in a pillow
> slip myself in her and slowly explore her cooch pushing in deep
> I'm not very big, maybe 5.5-6" but fairly girthy
> she's making noises and breathing hard
> figure shes faking it but oh well
> grabbing onto her hips and playing with her tits as I rack her up from behind
> she gets more and more vocal about loving young cock as she moans
> she's having an orgasm and dripping all over the sheets
> she's in shock herself saying nobody makes her do this
> ego boost
> smash her for a bit more then make her flip over so I can do her missionary
> we're 3 hours into this 1 hour session and she isnt telling me shit
> she's laying on her back on the edge of her bed
> I'm balls deep in her cooch and suckin her huge tits seriously they're beyond double ds and she isnt fat but has some mom body goin on
> she's rolling her eyes and wrapping her legs around me
> 2nd orgasm
> nut while she orgasms cause I'm so turned on but in disbelief that I did this to some old horny whore
> clean ourselves up, smoke more
> she has me check out a noise on her car after
> go home

I'm still shocked myself no bullshit

200 for the "hour"

she probably would have let you take the condom off.

Saw it on backpage and hit her up on a whim

I mean she sucked me off without a condom which I was not expecting at all. I plan to nofap for a good week, see her again and just give her like half a dozen nuts back to back condom or not

Don't want to hit her up so soon and be weird even though I get the hint that she may like me
Maybe this old whore just needs a young dick to make her feel better with all the creepy weirdos

Somebody else has to have stories

How safe is backpage...this looks sketchy as fuck

depends. see what part of town they want to take you and take it from there.

Google the numbers, mine had reviews on theescortreview
Seems to have a good search function if you want to look there for only reviewed ones

> she has me check out a noise on her car after

10/10

I was able to get one. Just know that the girl that actually shows up might not be the one in the pics.

>be me
>Have ltr girlfriend
>
Lose house I 08 crash
>Be broke
>Still working
>Gf is total slut
>I suggest she make money with her vagina
>Neither of us have a cluenhow tondo this
>Get on Backpage
>Find a cute young chick
>Call her and ask to pick her brain for an hour
>She want 120 for it
>Ugh but ok we have the cash
> Meet her at hotel
>Pick her brain
>She asks if we wanna fuck
>She eats my gfs pussy while I fuck her from behind
> Stay there for about two hours after we all get off
> Ask if we can call her if we have anymore questions
>She's cool
Continue?

Brake dust shield was slightly bent so it'd make contact, I bent it back out for her which got me a hug pressin up against them milf titties

Continue plz

You're a hero lmao
I want to set up a 3sum with milf and maybe a younger chick if this plays out well

Nobody has stories?

>Figure most of it out
>Get a hotel room for a week
>Backpage ad goes up
>Less than 20 min phone starts ringing
>Guy wants bj
>60 bucks
>He's down
>Start fucking gf while still on the phone with him
>Go outside and wait.
>She leaves her phone on in case there is any trouble I come in
>Goesnoff without a hitch
>He becomes her first regular
>Bj every Friday after work
>Goesnon for over a week now
> Already has two regulars
>Time to upgrade
>Gonto exclusive whore website
>In order to get verified have to fuck a verified member
>Two days later a guy calls to set up her verification
>All he does is eat her pussy for two hours
>600 bucks later she is verified
>She starts only doing web site people
>Mostly lonely guys on business trips
>Make thousands of dollars a week sometimes
> Living it up
>Get new place
>>Get new car

London Andrews is one thicc bitch i live ger

Real question is what kinda car my man?

It was a Ford Escort.

Actually you are right . I'm a foea member and have been since my first egt. I don't like the zx2 though

Pic was her first price list for Backpage

What a cheap whore, love it lol

Trust me price went up when she got verified also I recommend the site we used it was layed back and good

Naughty reviews. Com

I'll keep that in mind if things fall through with this milf whore for some reason

Does your girl do anal with you or never?

Right on it's worth it .
Yes she does everything . Though she got out of the business a few years ago but it was fun times.. now I work lol

> she has me check out a noise on her car after

OP is telling the truth.

Sorry pic related

Damn straight

And trips makes it real

I drive a 335i so I'm basically a souped up Elliot Rogers and this old whore loved it
I should make up work to do on her car in exchange for sexual favors

That's thinking! Pic above is my dream car. Egt cosworth. Although pic related was done not to long agoand I kinda like it. V8 cossie shell custom

Got any more of that woman?

white hand
black hand

Those are sick we never got them in the states though

It's London Andrews
very comparable body to the milf the thread is about

Same hand I was just a little more tan

I know..there are a few in the states though.. like I said my dream escort

It's everyone walk the dinosaur.

Idiot..

Dam another trips ...get thread?