Hey kid! wanna star in a tv show?

>hey kid! wanna star in a tv show?

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No thanks, tubster.

sure, mister! what show? what's it about? can i be the main character? i wanna have a boyfriend in it and have a kissing scene? i'll do anything to get the main role, mister! please cast meeee!

Sure why not.
Hey! this black leather couch its very comfy.

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Do you have cute feet?

Im gonna need your name first

Hey Kids it's

Dan "Hold that tear its for your career"Schneider

No thanks Dan "hold her tighter, she's a fighter" Schneider.

Did he ruin her?

>ywn fuck a drunk Miranda

never say never, user.

really makes you think

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If this man isn't a pedophile, then why is he so aggressively creepy?

He isn't. He's just fat. The only reason people associate the foot stuff with sex is because they know about foot fetishes and project their own ideas.

>implying he doesn't have a foot fetish
see and pic related

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I've found literally one website with anything having to do with that essay and there are plenty of Dan Schneiders in the world.

Nice try, Dan.

well hello Dan ''Get in the Van'' Schneider.

Don't call me that

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checked

This can't be defended.

Dan "One In The Anus, Two In The Vagina" Schneider

theres no way those dan "but I poop from there" schneider foot tweets are real

I hope you end up in jail dan

Disgusting

Haha

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twitter.com/DanWarp/status/310599753467584513

How can we expose him?

You can't. I'm unstoppable.

Dan has a wife doesn't he?

Has she discovered his dark secret?

Expose him?

We admire him around here, we just want access to his home video collection.

look what happened when people tried to expose Bella and the Bulldogs for being a cuck fantasy show aimed at kids

all the liberal outlets like Gawker said it was just a racist conspiracy theory

youtube.com/watch?v=xdNZjxJ0ifg

THIS IS A CRY FOR HELP!
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT.

>inb4 "reddit"

>Not liking cunnies.

tv is so hypocritical.

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>if this man isn't a pedophile

he is the arch-pedophile

>then why is he so aggressively creepy?

he is the arch-pedophile

user

It was a show about a girl playing football

I actually watched it

I guess that makes old Jimmy the Patron Saint of paedophiles then?

So im curious all this foot fetish stuff is quite condemning, how has no media outlet picked this story up and ran with it, i mean exposing it would be huge. Im not sure about the football one being a cuck show because i have no info on it but the foot stuff i mean if i were a judge or jury id realize hey maybe this guy shouldnt be near children, or there feet.

Memes aside, I do absolutely believe that Dan is turned on by underage feet, but that isn't illegal. There would need to be evidence of him actually sexually abusing someone, and that just doesn't exist. Yet. Remember Jimmy Savile. He was dead before anyone knew about him.

Many people knew about Savile. It was just covered up

I truly wouldn't be surprised if The Big Dick @ Nick had a similar story.

Dan "no need to throw out those dirty diapers" Schneider

The footfag is immunized against all dangers

I think he just wishes he could be a teenager forever.

I believe this is a direct reference to the crazy behavior Amanda Bynes was having. I think maybe Jennette is referring to Dan's close attention paid to Amanda, as well as her.

H E C A N T K E E P G E T T I N G A W A Y W I T H I T

>ywn have sex on Molly with icarly all night
life is pain

sure

i don't even want this cookie anymore.
I'm going to the beach

Don't call me these

Dan "foot fan and totally harmless admirer" Schneider

Dan "Rough Rider" Schneider

Dan "Good man and solid entertainer" Schneider

Christ, just look at how he flaunts it. He isn't even hiding. He's being just as casual with all of this as a man who has nothing to fear.

Did Dan ever work on any episodes of Pete and Pete? There's one with a strangely out of place lingering close up of Ellen's foot.