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cara

the bf

*blocks your path*

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Here lies Rorke
he died a virgin
and never saved the white race

/fa/ said he was good looking?

> nicotine addicts can't lay in bed literally all day with nothing but a piss bucket and a tray of sandwiches
Laughing at you all.

funny how harmless internet memes have evolved over the years into becoming incredibly influential political propaganda

why can't these pollies just recognise a lot of people are worried about immigration, those kind of policies are only going to work with protectionist measures as well

ridiculous, a lot of french rorkes probably hate the rich and would vote for these policies against the wealthy

YEAH well at least I didn't have sex with a coalburner

Easter?

This is you, isn't it?

The internet needs to be a place for outcasts again

lots of calories consumed today haha

yanks paint eggs?

well I suppose that's better than just eating chocolate like a fat cunt

haha good lad

no

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Thanks

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howling

Late post smdh

dont lieee

the gf

fried chicken?

unironically have the same facial hair

what are some good calorie/ carbohydrate heavy foods? looking to gain weight and this seems the place to ask

3 legs?

kinda miss phismosis, used to enjoy scraping the smegma off my knob once a month

Stopping using gel in your hair, keep your stubble a lot shorter, though clean shaven is better.

literally just put stuff in your mouth and eat it you spacker

> entire day to myself
> just gonna chill out and do literally nothing
> few hours in
> man, better get some of that 'tene so I can actually really relax and not be slightly on edge and shit
Laughing! Been nicotine free for months now. Nicotine is fine when you're busy, but when I want to do nothing all day long, it's the last thing on my mind and it gets kind of annoying.

*comes back from the dead*

*rolls the stone away*

The ocean: the final frontier. These are the voyages of HMS ship Dreadnought. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no Briton has gone before.

All JFs that post regularly in /brit/ should support our economy

When was the last time you bought a British product?

looking for more efficient foods to do it with

peanut butter and nuts in general

Olive oil is up there as one of the most calorie dense foods (120cal in a tablespoon)

Literally anything lmao.

good post.

>when he doesn't have the 'mosis

red flag ladies, watch out! x

A sketch?

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ANTIFA gf is getting upset because I keep educating her on the follies and hypocrisy of the black bloc heheh

phimosis and turtle are two different posters in two different cities

A wall?

White rice and buttermilk. No joke. It's quite popular in Africa.

A fried egg on top and you're ready to hit the gym and make some serious gains.

might buy an immersion blender, for a laugh

how do you know you have phimosis

I can pull my foreskin back while fully blown but it strains the ol' frenulum

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and who's the one with the tiny thumb?

how many individual australians post here I wonder. And do they all have physical deformities? Makes you think... maybe it's the UV.

Hahahaha mate that's hilarious
*swiftly changes my facial expression to that of stern disappointment*

>no beurette gf

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kek

A member of the largest continuous land empire, perhaps?

*begins to smile but then looks shocked and leans back when you frown suddenly*
ahahaha... oh

The one and only true Queen of /brit/

the problem isn't immigration itself but the fact that once the migrants are in the country they just roam free and have little to no structures to help them accommodate

*slaps your willy*
Ahahaha only joking mate, got you there!

convinced that all women are traps unless i see vagoo
thanks Sup Forums

Saw the ginger girl I fancied in 6th form in Tesco the other day for the first time in about 4 years.

She looked just the same, still gorgeous.

Don't think she even recognised me in my depressed NEET appearance

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an extraterrestrial life form?

>'''''cute'''''' cat ears
>mongy makeup
>reddit leggings
>ugg boots
>psychiatric ward bracelet

she can fuck right off.

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That is a trap mate

>the problem isn't immigration itself
yes, it is

can you do that without adding sugar?

Rate my new underwear.

the gf

>>psychiatric ward bracelet
kek looks like one too

is it actually one

An organisation of questionable trustworthiness?

thumblad is a freshcvnt

Hmm

haha czech you out

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>being into femdom

A period which occurs over twenty–fours with no natural light?

think I had phimo until I was about 14. I pulled it back one day and there was fucking loads of smeg under there haha

clicked "skip" on an "identify the vehicles" captcha even though there was one car in the distance hehe

who /devilish/ here

No idea, looks like she'd fit in there though.

A famous artist with severe mental issues?

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hahaha that's right, that's what's meant to happen to normal people i think

I never add sugar. That's a dessert version.

White rice and buttermilk on their own are delicious as shit. Perfect for carbo-loading.

do you solve the captcha before you even have a post thought out?

deliberately try to make the legacy captchas as inaccurate as i can get away with

eating liqourice

eating liqour

I thought the meaning wasn't so rhetorical, wasnt it a representation of her Step-Father? He's enjoying the comfort of civility whilst the rebels are out there starving. Also the eyes in the hands mean she feels safe when he's not paying attention to her, but when he does pay attention its always scary.

how about regular milk?

remember pulling back my foreskin all the way once, didn't have phimo but it was like connected and really burned when i pulled it all the way
is that normal?

I've gone beyond the point of caring anymore, franchement.

how close are you to the life you want to lead?

Go make Easter threads NOW

Wish my willy was a little bit bigger. Just an inch or two longer, an inch or two thicker. Think I'd finally be content with life then if I had a nice big willy between my legs.

that'd be rice pudding lad, though better with pudding rice ofc, it's pretty delicious.

yeah its supposed to, got proper scared when I did it the first time