Be fucking me

>Be fucking me
>30 minutes ago
>Girlfriend is sound asleep
>Start wanking
>Her snoring slows
>Fuck it, I'm about to bust
>Feel her hand on my shoulder
>"Baby why are you shaking?!"
>"Rubbing one out"
>Think she understands
>She goes to the bathroom
>Comes back and lays down
>I continue
>She almost yells "baby!! Why are you shaking so bad, are you alright?!"
>Fucking ruins it all
>"I already told you I what I was doing, oh my God"..
>Get up, go smoke
>Sitting at my fucking computer right now, frustrated as shit

How was your morning, Sup Forums?

You should be nicer to her. You sound like a cunt.

lmao dude, is your gf ugly or something?

morning was alright, stayed up smoking with friends too late so a bit tired. Morning this sunday was waaaay better tho, lemme greentext hold on

>Things That Didn't Happen for $500, Alex

Didn't want to wake her up, I was just super horny.

> be on cruise ship with lots of hot girls
> share room with mates so nofap for the first time
> day 9 nofap, dancing with qt
> start getting blueballs from her grinding
> sit at our balcony alone with her
> make out and start fingering her till she cums
> tell her about my blue balls and ask for a bj
> she doesn't want to but stands up and drops panties
> fuck her doggy while cruise ship is sailing into harbor
> beautiful view, sun is starting to rise
> fucking tank boat pulls up to refuel our ship
> captain walks out, laughs and starts waving
> I wave back not giving a fuck while I bust my nut

girl was meh but experience overall was 9/10

So instead of getting her to suck you off and swallow you load, you just left?

Jesus, I literally just got a beej from my lady an hour ago before she left to go to work.

Op is....actually a faggot this time..

but why didn't you just ask her to take over? :'D

Prove that it didn't happen then.

Refer to

yeah but when she woke up...
She should've taken the initiative on her own though..

Who the fuck wakes someone up jerking off next to them? Go to the bathroom and do that shit alone, you rude ass bitch. You fucking disgust me.

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My gf was sleepy from drinking the night before but i was horny so i jizzed on her feet

But he's right tho.

Samefag

but he's a virgin tho.
Anyone who's ever had a gf has done this

>but he's a virgin tho
>The sheer projection from this one is astounding.

When's the last time you've even seen a woman, user?

I fap beside my girlfriend in bed every now and then, because i dont give a fuck and neither does she really, fucking virgin fags

are you even trying mate, I'm currently supervising one at work. Got laid on sunday

Legend

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stop smoking

That's what involuntary forced sex was invented for, stupid.