>be working in a medium sized office (around 20 people)
>quickly developed a ritual of taking 10 minutes each morning, after answering mails and finishing first coffee, to take a shit
>something's weird this time.png
>the toilet paper is inserted the wrong way, you know - with the hanging paper against the wall
>put it in the correct way, maybe the janitor just fucked up or something
>next day it's flipped again - still same roll, I can tell - so someone actually flipped it back
>declare war in my head
>check the other toilet booths (3 in total), all flipped the wrong way
>heresy.jpg
>I flip them all and leave
>check back about 2 hours later with the sole purpose to check the toilet paper
>all of them are flipped the wrong way again
>this matter becomes the most important thing in my life at this moment
>flip them again
>leave and try to write down who's visiting the toilet
>check back before leaving work - all of them are flipped again
>go home ... can't think about anything else but toilet paper
>can't even concentrate on playing vidya, can only think of toilet paper
>wake up in the morning, can only think of fucking toilet paper
>arrive at work with the determination of a thousand monks to find out who's to blame for this
>start keeping precise logs of who uses the toilet at what time
>check the toilet paper about every hour
>it's flipped almost every time
>... this can only mean multiple people are in on this
>think about ways to punish who ever does this
>lightbulb.jpg
Be working in a medium sized office (around 20 people)
>the toilet paper holder has a lid on top that needs to be flipped up to change the rolls
>take an empty coffee capsule and fill it with water
>tape it in a way that allows to use the toilet paper without problems, but leaks if someone flips the lid
>take three capsules and put in black printer ink instead of water - carefully apply my traps
>backstory: the black ink is almost impossible to get rid of, it stains your skin for days
>try to keep my cool whenever anyone enters the toilet, especially my prime suspects
>boss enters toilet
>takes a long time
>oh fuck.zip
>need to piss anyway, go to check out
>boss washes his hands and has black ink all over himself, even on his shirt
>looks like he wrestled with a printer
>I stare at him
>"I'll fire whoever did this shit!", he says, angrily
>"did ... what?"
>"someone put black ink into the toilet paper holders"
>stare at him even more, for some reason I'm actually puzzled - although I'm the only person on the planet to know what he means
>he looks at me and says
>"listen, I need to find out who did this."
>look even more dumbfounded
>I would have gotten an oscar for my acting performance if cameras were around
>he leaves and calls for a meeting
>everyone's summoned to the big meeting place we rarely use
>literally everyone's there, even the lady who works at the reception
>boss stands in front, having black ink all over him - angry as fuck
>tells everyone he wants to know who did this, now
>everyone's puzzled
>one guy laughs out loud when hearing the story
>big mistake.txt
>boss explodes, thinks that poor soul did it
>shit hits the fan, hard
>guy says he didn't do it
>boss doesn't believe him or doesn't care
>tells him to not come to work the next day
>a week goes by
>haven't seen that guy at work at all
>ask around
>guy got fired by HR after boss told them what happened
>find out he was doing a "dual study" program, meaning he was doing university and worked at the same time to get additional credits (instead of salary)
>find out later the university kicked him out
>all because of toilet paper
>look out of the window and decide to stop giving a fuck about it - can't do anything now anyway
>months go by
>still flip back the toilet paper everytime
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Heh
keked
good job OP
good laugh. good job fucking up that guy's life.
glad you like it
10/10
kek
Holy shit, you fucking asshole 13/10
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moar!
there's one more story, but it's not as funny as this one - also, I was just a spectator
OP, you know YOU are the one putting the toilet paper on wrong right? The end should always come from the back, never over the top. Your story is triggering my OCD
Wrong.
That's retarded
gg
Nope. Look up the 1891 patent for the toilet paper roll. It specifically says the paper is hung so it comes over, not under.
There are two ways to place the toilet paper, over or the wrong way
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OP, confront your boss and ask why his priorities are flipping the toilet paper every hour. If he's supposed to be running a team then why is he spending so much time in the bathroom
weaponized autism
Capped it for ya
you're hired
Good work user.
Way to use your head.
Fuck your boss.
Op #2 figure out how to get him fired.
Frame him for sexual harassment.
Spike his coffee with bath salts.....
He obviously deserved it.
Cool story, bro.
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that was one of the best stories ive ever read
lovely fucking story user!! 10/10
But in the end, who did flip the rolls the wrong way? Did you ever find out?
the boss and some others who he told to do so (no joke)
reminds me when i reloaded an air freshener with liquid ass. small office too. hours of fun watching the the office manager curse about the trap can of air freshener