How akward was your first time Sup Forums?.... im 20 and losing v card this weekend pls share

How akward was your first time Sup Forums?.... im 20 and losing v card this weekend pls share

Let's see
>vomited on bed
>vomited in her mouth
>couldn't stay hard
>couldn't keep it in
>couldn't cum
Yep pretty awkward
[spoiler]just don't drink too much OP and you'll be fine[/spoiler]

same for me except no vomiting.

Your ass will burn for a few days, longer if he skips the lube.

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Pretty chaotic and fumbling, but the girls I was with were pretty good at vocalizing what they liked and disliked.

Her sister came home early and interrupted us. Neither of us came but it was still fun. Felt like a boss because I finally got to eat pussy.

Went home, realized I could still smell her pussy on my fingers because I didn't shower so fapped while sniffing my hand and fantasizing about eating her out. Came all over the place.

do you really think OP has managed to get a guy with a big dick? I bet you it'll be one of those needle thin 5 inchers theat will just slide right in there. How much do you sweat from your ass OP? Cos otherwise yeah, you should definitely buy some lube just in case

kek

vagoo was way stinker and slimier than expected. I remember being a little disappointed.

First time, I did it with no condom and I'm not circumcised. She went on top and I felt a bit of pain. After she got off, I saw that part of my foreskin had split and was bleeding everywhere. That really sucked. Didn't go to the hospital for it. Probably should of but I was 14 and totally embarrassed.

It's not that bad bro. Just make sure you're hard enough to get inside her. Make her lube it up if she has any.

Depends on if OP decided if he's going to get blacked.

My first was a much older work colleague, suspenders, basque, stockings the works. She licked and sucked and fucked til I couldn't walk. The bitch spoiled me for other girls. My next gf was frigid, and a fucking cunt.

Did you fuck a vacuum cleaner? Fucking hell, user.

Whole time i was nervous. i was hard but didn't feel hard and didn't cum. fucked for a little over an hour and thought i was gay because i couldn't cum

>couldn't stay hard
>didn't know how a vagina worked
>found out the hole is lower, closer to the butt in trajectory
>did it raw
>felt great

man am I glad to know I'm not the only one who couldn't stay hard

pretty damn awkward. I was really nervous that her dad would come home early and catch us. Still, the sex was ok for me at least. She started bleeding and crying a lot halfway through but I still managed to nut hard. We hugged a lot aftwerwards and eventually she fell asleep. I cleaned her up as good as I could, got her a new pair of diapers and then went and watched tv til her dad got back home. Got $10 as a thank you and I said that if they ever needed babysitting again I was just next door.

She was 13 and tight as fuck. She loosened up eventually.

ah yeah, didn't think about that

OP here. I wasnt worried about staying hard until i read these. How can i prevent this? I have a prettt high sex drive and fap like 2-3 times per day. Maybe i should cut out all porn/fapping asap so im hard as diamonds when it comes time to fuck her?

Ask your mom.

stop fapping so much. Also don't fap to porn. Cut it down to once a day max and try to only fap using your imagination. Sound slike hippie bullshit but you'll thank me later

Dad?

sounds hot. any nudes?

What about fapping to her nudes?

My first time felt normal as fuck. I was already used to making out and one day while making out I was just like "Ya Wanna fuck?" And it worked.

well now you're just weaving a tale

Yes, son!

Cut out the porn for 2-3 days before hand if you have time.
Being hard is mostly psychological, be confident that you know what you want and be able to joke and lighten the mood.
>first gril I was with was super nervous and stiff
>after some jokes and oral she was then more comfortable and better for both of us

this is nice

depends. post them here so we can quality control them

Don't worry fam i got you

Kek

i coudnt get hard at all with this girl, i was semihard the whole time. how do i fix this

might be anxiety man, same happened to me but i didnt realise the xanax and coke i was on could do this too

Good luck

100% anxiety because im a very nervous all the time, but what in the world can you do since i have been so all my life

holy fuck im nervous even writing this

being anxious will lead you to do more shit that makes you anxious its a vicious cycle

what is the solution? i read in this thread to crack some jokes to calm down the lady, but could it work on me?

I don't know if you like weed, but if you like weed, do some weed with her first. That will relax you and make it feel like an extremely meaningful experience. You'll like it.

TBH, if you really take all these tactics and suggestions into account, you will be more nervous when you get to the act, and you will be overthinking it.

Don't strategize.
Don't ask for advise about "how to act".

Be in the moment. Enjoy it. Believe in yourself. You are a human, and you are as fantastic and capable as all of us.

take some fucking prozac you retard.see a psychiatrist or GP

some people get anxiety from weed especially worsened if they dont smoke it often

first time while on weed is going to be accepted by her

i always had an issue to be myself and belive in my actions, just today i had plenty of question during the foreplay that might messed up the mood. thanks for those nice words

GP?

first time while on weed ISNT going to be accepted by her* jesus christ im not doing too well

General Practitioner. most can't wait to write scripts. SSRI's are basically harmless, so no mal practice. might even give you some benzos

that was your masculine himen

>10 years old
>Family friend watches me while my father is working out of town
>One day she checks on me in the bath
>Have hard on
>She's taking to me casually as she reaches in and starts rubbing it
>Feels good man
>Does this every time I shower for a few weeks
>One day she doesn't, she's waiting in my bedroom (her spare room)
>She puts my penis in her mouth for the first time
>Feels better than the shower handjob
>We do this on and off for a few months
>One day after she picks me up from school, she says she has a surprise
>Takes me to her house, go into her room
>She gets completely nude, climbs into bed and I follow her
>She positions me between her thighs and guides me in
>Feels great man
>I start moving as she's instructing me what to do
>I start to feel a tingle, then an intense sensation
>I had an orgasm
>No cum, still hard, keep going
>Had to have lasted 20 more minutes
>She politely stops me starts to get dressed and so do I
>She makes me dinner, I do homework and go to bed

how old was she in this creation of your imagination?

>was in Korea, age 20
>went to a 'barbershop' which was really a massage parlor + brothel
>woman was at least twice my age
>after the massage part, flipped over and she got on top of me with the lights off
>heart was pumping faster than ever before
>couldn't believe this was *finally* happening
>almost moaned
>afterwards, couldn't go 5 mins without thinking about pussy
>couldn't believe *every woman* had this between her legs
>holy shit
I became a 'sexual vampire' for several months after that. I also developed a fetish for older Asian women.

>Top kek

pretty awkward could not come on the upside she did and lasted for hours. Got covered in mosquito bites and poison ivy (was having sex outside at night)