hey Sup Forums - no YLYL but a serious question as i got into an arguement with another faggot
how to peel a banana? which side you u open it?
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>how to correctly peel a banana?
Hey Sup Forums - no YLYL but a serious question as i got into an arguement with another faggot
Blake Kelly
Brandon King
What kind of question is this? Fucking autists, only one way
>take banana
>make sure banana is perfectly ripe
>firmly grab the banana with the stem facing up
>make your woman peel it for you
Chase Flores
the first peel is always against the bend of the banana. after that just follow your heart
Cooper Flores
The correct way to peel the banana is from the bottom up, your a retard if you say anything else.
John Diaz
>follow your heart
I've never felt more free than when I get to decide which direction I peel my banana
Parker Gonzalez
>your a retard
Nice
Ethan Long
Not all of us have women coming out of our assholes user.
Listen OP, here's what you do.
You hold it in your mouth, stem first. Then with a gargling, choking sound, you pinch the non-stem till the tip splits in half. You grab each half and pull à little till the succulent banana flesh is exposed. With one hand, you stroke the peel off. Toss away the succulent banana flesh and eat the peel.
Voilà, its not fucking complicated.
Joseph Morgan
dunno y but i make a cut pic related and first peel takes away the left part. but only when i eat at home.
Alexander Rodriguez
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Jose Gomez
Pinch the bottom, peel up. Monkeys do it that way
Josiah Perez
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Mason Parker
If you want some quality lols be sure to stop by Pastor Gary's scheming Twitter today and remind him he's a scam artist piece of shit.
Jayden Nguyen
i do it quite similar like this - a small cut then peel down from the stem
Jacob Jenkins
This thread definitely apPEALs to me
Oliver Thompson
Delet yourself
William Garcia
like this
Benjamin Lopez
Okay to peel a banana you need:
A knife
A bowl
A fork
Fruit peeler
Your hard drive
And some juice to drink
Steps:
Buy banana bread
Jose Clark
Jeremiah Myers
Most people open it from the stem part, but once you imitate other apes and pinch it open at the bottom, you'll tend to do it that way.
Robert Bailey
Fuck the apes, I bite that shit in the middle, then I squeeze out the delicious potassium goodness
Hudson Jones
The end result is the important part
Levi Nelson
It doesn't matter how you peel the banana but you are a confirmed pleb if you don't peel it half way to hold the peel while you eat it monkey style.
Josiah Jackson
>peeling them
Fuck that noise, nature designed them to be delicious right off the tree, eat that shit whole
Noah Bennett
Thanks Lori