I've got my first date with a black girl next week. Any tips?

I've got my first date with a black girl next week. Any tips?

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treat it like your first date with a black girl. that's what they like

Dump that stupid nigger

smell her ass

Try not to say nigger or mud monkey in front of her. They don't like that

Remember the point of relationships and figure out how long you're willing to pursue her if the end result would be having black children.

Cancel any plans you already made and take her to KFC

thats not easy...

Hide your wallet

Don't do it, op, you will get aids

I've managed to call every black friend I've ever had "my nigga" at least once.

It's a wonder I'm not dead.

No no user you can't just take her to the best place first save that for date 3. Take her to Popeyes

Don't say the N word. Expect strange smells and words you've never heard. Also some sassyness be prepared for that.

Ya nigga and nigger are two completely different things you fuck tard

Don't do that shit

kek

Spoken like someone who hasn't been around a lot of black people... and I'm intimately aware of the hard R.

If you're white you don't get to say it unless you have a Hood Platinum Pass. I'm of the mindset that if everyone uses it then the word loses all meaning but what the fuck do I know?

How could I be so blind. He can put a ring pop at the bottom of the bucket and ask her to marry him too

You got any more pics of her? She fine as hell

Nigger detected!

Oh I do the exact same thing. I like to just bring up, "Why cant I call you a nigger, but your fellow niggas can? Nigger that is, not nigga" Then we spiral into a deep and lively conversation for about 20/30 minutes and at the end we crack open a beer and call eachother bad names. Great times.

Bring some kfc or a banana to show the monkey you're friendly making your chances of being attacked by apes smaller

Summer is here summer is here!

>hood platinum pass

This isn't a cringe thread nigger

You can say whatever the fuck you want. Just make sure you know how to hurt the people you're making react towards it

Yeah, it's nice when you're close enough to a friend to really go for the jugular and just shit on each other for a laugh. That's real brotherhood.

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Yeah, and that doesn't even make sense. I'm summer because I'm not a racist.

So, which one are you?

>Just make sure you know how to hurt the people you're making react towards it
That's the most niggerish thing I've heard all day.

I like that you shit posted with a picture and everything. neato.

I like that I've just shitposted you to one line of literal butthurt.

brush, i hope you like them aggressive and cold. you should see the way they look at me when I'm with a white girl. ha. good luck. black bitches are hard as fuck to deal with. always want to fight and shit.

wonder if he made it.

more effort on your part

Mark an STD test a day after .

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>fuck her hard
>lean down to say sexy shit
>instead, yell,
"NIGGER!"
>see if you can stay on long enough to finish

Underrated.

cum inside

Just play it cool you'll be fine just don't touch her hair black girls don't like that even when they're sucking your dick for some reason

Wear a straight brim cap.
Say "yo" a lot.
Wear white tank top undershirt.
Wear gold chain.
Bring up how egregious appropriation is.
Research trap music.
Order Courvasier and get pissed when they don't have it.
Keep left hand close to your crotch.
Pick her up in a 2002 Mercedes with 275000 miles.
Most importanlt, have fun user!

Take a gun incase she goes nog and tries to rob you

Don't jizz in her hahahahaha

bring bananas

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