I dated a Muslim girl for a year. One of my best friends is a hijab wearing Muhammad girl...

I dated a Muslim girl for a year. One of my best friends is a hijab wearing Muhammad girl. I have experienced a lot of the Muslim culture as an outsider.

I have learned much. Ask me anything.

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Why do i always wake up late?

same here and I support Trump

one of my best friends is a middle class syrian refugee

another is a lesbian

AND HERE I STAND READY TO DIE FOR THE FOURTH REICH

You've spent too many years as a NEET or in a similar lifestyle. You're just so used to going to bed at 4am and waking up at noon that it's hard to adjust. It will take time.

How is sects

So what is the average Muslim's view on Sharia and killing the infidel and that shit, based on the empirical evidence you've gathered

So do I. I don't hate individual people because they're Muslim. I hate Islam for what it does to people.

Boring most of the time. Sometimes they get really curious about things though. You're probably the first guy they've seen naked so the initial fooling around is really cute.

First generation are iffy. There's a lot of shit they just accept but as far as I know they aren't outright supporting or demanding it, more so they just see it as normal and are comfortable in it. The ones born/raised here are a lot better about it. They see sharia law as ridiculous and not part of the religion. They're still super brainwashed though. The shit their abusive parent's influence does to them is fucking awful too. I've gotten to know 3 Muslim families now, one was the girlfriend's, one was the friend's, and the other was associated with the friend, they are all abusive monsters to their kids.

Also, regarding your gf:

>White Brothers!

>Do not be tempted by the arabian enchantress. Her exotic beauty is enough to turn any good christian boy's mind to mush. Her belly dancing will put you into a trance so powerful you'll eagerly follow her into her den of sensual pleasures. Hypnotized by her seduction dance, your pure body will be irreversibly corrupted. Your once proud aryan penis is now shamefully releasing its seed into the fertile womb of a mohammadan cultist! Terror and ecstasy mingle in your confused psyche when you realize what you have done. Alas there is no escape, she comforts your exhausted body in her ample breasts and whispers horrible blasphemies to you. You have no choice but to give in and become a semen supplier to your Arabian Queen. Your mongrel children will wage jihad on white civilization until there is nothing left. Do not trade the future of the white race for the endless pleasures of desert dwelling heathen girls.

How do you pick up Muslim chicks ? It's a serious question ? How do you know she doesn't have 5 Ahmed brothers waiting around the corner to either cut your throat or convert you to mudslime ? Any dating apps like plenty of Muslims or OkAhmed ? Do they suck dick properly, are they shaved ?

What's your opinion on Soda?

Soda as in carbonated water.

What kinds of things did you do to her with your penis?

What do they think of this? youtube.com/watch?v=MA5DN-4c7_Y

> best "friend" is a girl

> they are all abusive monsters to their kids

Examples?

Underrated.

>I have learned much. Ask me anything.

Why do you think there were being honest with your or even amongst themselves?

Hey man, she was a qt and made me some real good food. Broke up though for Muslim reasons.

They aren't used to white boys giving them attention that isn't "Hey why do you wear that hat?". Be super outspoken and confident in front of them, befriend them like normal. They'll be impressed with any amount of confidence or forward speech because it's so foreign to them. Even the ones born here are almost definitely used to their family's bullshit and probably only have female friends who are also Muslim. A confident white man in her life will make her panties niagra falls. That said she'll be very hesitant to go too far with it. Oh and don't try and "save" her from Islam until you're very, very close. Even then don't force it. They get that constantly and they hate it.
Be nice about it user, keep in mind you're this girl's first experience in a culture where your first experience is probably your only experience.

Good sometimes, I don't understand how people drink it all the time.

Accidental anal once. Took her virginity. Various normal shit. One time she fingered my ass and gave me a BJ at the same time, that was interesting.

*they

Islam doesn't do shit

the köln rapists were drunk as fuck

How do you make an explosive belt?

Pics or fuck off cuck

If you dont have at least one snap of her titd you're lying

I'm so lucky to be Swedish. It's crawling with muslim girls here.

Have fun, Canada. I will report back when I have caught a few.

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I wish I can fuck an arab bro.. they are so pawgy and thick as hell. And I love that they cover theirselves.. Too bad I am 5'6 i will end up with an ugly cunt like most men of my category.

I said one of. I don't want to date her, she's pretty hot though. Sometimes I pick her up over my shoulder and slap her ass, she hates that.

They have a million kids and treat the boys like they can do no wrong but make the girls clean the house and insult their looks saying they'll never find a husband. Shit like that. Most of what I know is second hand though so I do take that with a grain of salt. Still, I know my ex's dad used to beat her and so did my friend's brother.

>user fucked a girl once
>Clearly lying

I'm 5'5
Seize the booty

Sweden, no!

you do realize hes Making all of this up.

youre probably large or nice face.. 5'6 average males get nothing. dont worry i will remove myself form the genepool eventualy.

state your race. im guessing chink or poo in loo

How much jizya do you pay?

The jews have definitely made race mixing seem normal on this board

>Check flag
>Maple Nigger
>Leave thread immediately.

The manager at my gym is 5"6 and fucks his clients in the washroom breh

You know how many Muhammads are up here. Is it so hard to believe some like the white meat?

I'm skeleton mode, qt face though. Look at the average Mudslime male, now look at yourself. Realize you are infinitely more attractive than any one of their race.

Sorry

Oh no, New Zealand pleeeeeease come back, you're sooooo important.

do they have hairy butts? how hairy are they in general?

>Canadians
>Not being a total beta who can't even look at women and have Muslims do it for them
Pick one.

close
thats what i am saying big guys get girls
qt face thats what i said

Post nudes nigga then its just some Muslim slut

But you're a virgin cuck that.makes up stories

im telling you; these shills are pajeets. 5'5 and wont post pic of hand with timestamp to prove he is white

Why are whites so much hotter in general than muslims? like seriously, holy fuck they are an ugly people (generally)

phillipino? Because 5'5 is philiipino/pajeet standard

No butt hair but I did have to pester her to shave her legs/pits a lot. Crotch was trimmed but never shaven.

Just take care of yourself user. Good skin and what not is 90% of a nice face. Confidence.

>year of our lord
>supports trump
>forces his filthy arab bitch to shave and keep herself kempt

you're an alright guy user

>gay porn

Jealous woman.

Did she hate gays and Jews?

Why haven't you left her?

Is there pressure or suggestions to convert?

Are the little Arab manlets mad you be defiling their concubine?

wut

Ex was unsure about the gays. No mention of jews. Friend doesn't care about that sort of thing. The parents all hate whites though. Muslim friend of the friend is rampantly against gays but apparently SJW.

I did. Mostly due to things with her parents in fact.
No, never any pressure to convert. I tried not to do the same but there's some things that need to be said.

YOU SOUND LIKE A JEALOUS WOMAN!
Anata wa Kanada no orokana, anata wa on'nanoko ni umarete kita hazudesu!

Why haven't you converted yet? I did. White Muslim convert ama

I really didn't you spaz. but ok then

Cool story, thanks for telling it in front of class.

>srs question time
How did you even meet her?

Does their vag taste good? Like white vag? I've only ever fucked white girls.

I like pork and masterbation too much.
Speaking of, friend got me to "trick" her into eating pork once. She was curious and didn't want to feel guilty. Been doing it consistently ever since. She's pretty neutral to it. Figured they'd be able to tell right away but she never can.

sperg

I dont eat pork because I don't like the taste. The only pork I could handle was bacon and it had to be with something. Other than that, all I do in terms of Islam is go to mosque and pray. I haven't even been praying much recently. I'm hoping Ramadan will help.

The ex I actually met online. Turns out we lived in the same city and shit happened. The friend I just met out and about. I'd say it's just like meeting anyone but you do need to be careful and a lot of them are extremely shy around men, especially white men. Life's a gamble I guess.

Go get some fermented pimento paste and marinate some moderately fatty pork chops in that with some slices of garlic for a day or two. Don't cook them too much. You'll be drawing Muhammad in no time.

>best friend
>woman
grow up.
not even mentioning that you hang around with muslims.
>muslim
>culture
get out, faggot

>tfw leaf posts on pol

>like muslims
>like The reich
How does that even works out?

>One of
Best friend is a retarded greek dude

>Muslim
>Culture
Ever hear of a culture bomb?

Just force your sleeping schedule to be normal again by spending a night awake including the following day. Then go sleep in the early evening.

Who gives a shit. The fact that you lowered yourself to sleep with a disgusting sand nigger says everything we need to know about you. Beta cuck, can't find a white girl, so you fuck trash.