S/fur a true

s/fur a true

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I hate furries

I hate myself.

me too

Only you can change that.
And it's easier than you think, you just have to try.

Everything sucks.

Because you allow it to suck.

I don't like trying.

I know. I hate being poor.

Well you're fucked then.
And not in a good way, with a warm wet vag around your cock.

No, because the universe hates me as much as I hate myself. I have the shittiest luck imaginable.

Luckily I'm a waste of oxygen, so I don't have to worry about being poor.

I know.

Great men make their own luck.

Being poor has no bearing on your quality of life or happiness.

Not possible. I was fucked from the beginning.

Only because you allow yourself to be so.

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Yep. Just like stupid shit happening to me constantly, like things deciding to just break, or plans being cancelled at the last minute. Yeah, I definitely have influence over that.

No depressed, crying, kys autists here.
Blah! Lame thread, OP sucks.

More than you think you do.

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That's fucking retarded. These are things that are literally out of my control, yet shit like this just keeps happening. That's why I believe in luck: because there's no fucking way that shit like that keeps happening by chance.

Things are only out of your control if you allow them to be.

Sure thing Mr Wise Old Man.

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Hey gents.

Hey.

Hey Sloth.

I hate not being fucked out of my mind.

How are you?

Qe Onda jefe?

It goes, looking forward to the weekend, that's for sure.

Good to hear. Any plans?

Go to a homeless camp, strip naked except for a bag over your head and get down on your hands and knees with a big bottle of lube next to you.

Might go to a night market, not sure yet. Mostly just want to get drunk and tune out.

I spotted a doppelgänger Hotshot today.

Suit?

I hear that.

Or, wait, you mean an imposter?

The picture I just posted

Can you disgusting faggots fuck off. What the fuck is wrong with u guys? Hurrr my sexy drawn animals. What the hell? How are these hot in any way. They are retarded as hell. And no I'm not baiting these fucking posts are so dumb go find another board

Oh wow, look at that. He's got a bigger dick than Hotshot, though.

Go die in a fire.

Prove it

OwO

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His dick is 6". I know this because reasons.

Why?
I was giving serious solution to your problem.

Fuckin' Gayfur.

Hotshot's looks bigger to me. Plus, didn't you once say he's macro, and that the planets are full size?

Show us, because reasons.

There is no canon for Hotshot's real size.

Don't blame me, blame the old gfurfags. I still remember that chart, pretty sure I have it on my computer.

Now I'd be really impressed if somebody posted a picture of my dick.
Yup.

Can't because other reasons.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Now that I'm afraid I can't do.

C'mon.
Impress him.
Because... Fuck reasons.

Yummy ridges...!

No. Without reason, society collapses. We are already experiencing this.

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How about some pornography of the avian variety?

>implying you need a reason to do such things as stronkposting

Unfortunately my collection is not arranged in a way for me to provide /r/s. Sorry!

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There has to be a reason for everything.

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Would art of people being choked work?

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I learned that there is more to life now than shitposting as an ostrich with a choking fetish.

>two teens assault a transgender woman

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We can turn this physical assault into a sexual assault.

If you insist.

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Dragonshaft!

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I remember there being a page with all of the gfurfags names on it somewhere. I wonder what happened to that.

Well, to be fair, back then it wasn't gfurfags. They were just furfags. There were a good number of straight furfags on the list.

They of them don't even show their faces around anymore.

Whoa man, that sentence was a mess.

*all of them don't show their faces anymore.

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True, although I only remember one declared straight guy in the gfur threads. It was a while ago.

Yeah, everyone kind of drifted off.

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There have been more than a couple of people claim that they like Gfur but are straight.

I remain convinced that they are just lying to themselves.

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Hey Mous.

hey hotshot. Gonna be lurkin'.

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