Ask a guy who just ate his wife's asshole for the first time anything

Ask a guy who just ate his wife's asshole for the first time anything.

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i remember the first time.... felt so fresh, like i was really spicing it up for the first time.

now it just tastes like shit.

I bet she loved it. When they push back and open their asshole up you know

Why did you wait so long?

So, what, did she stop caring about her hygiene?

what did you say to convince her?

>ate his wifes asshole
And what did you do with the rest of the body, Mr Gein?

Did it taste salty?

That was the fucking shit (no pun intended). Got me diamonds.

Did you taste what her bull left behind?

How is she going to poop now that you ate it?!

Ok. Why would anyone fucking care?

I told my bf, hey when you want to fool around with butt stuff, hint at it ahead of time. that way i can make sure to poo in the loo and then clean by butt and hole out really good in the shower with the enema bag. He likes it better when he isn't filled with instant regret for getting too horny, and I'm a lot more relaxed and open for anything if I know I'm clean. It's just better.

I gave her a massage with essential oils and slowly worked my way into fingering her while also kissing/licking her glutes. then I just started eventually flicking my tongue further and further into her ass crack until I was straight up tongue fucking her rectum.

She was shy.

A little. no more than just licking pussy.

Awh, we're not all cucks, buddy. It's ok though.

What is love?

What was her reaction to it.

what was she doing

Did she get a boner?

In other words, you did. And it's hard to be cucked when your wife has been dead a few years.

It feels amazing you should try it

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first time? how the fuck did you get her to agree to marriage? are you rich?

I was doing that back in high school

who doesn't except retards? ass licking is what we are meant to do.

How did it taste compared to your dad's dick?

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Eating digested peanuts from my wife's asshole is a favorite of mine. I'm not joking.

enjoy your botulism

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my religious ex (virgin) loved that. Do in the butt for Jesus!

It's great until you get a mouthful of fart

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Did she wash it first?

What does shigalosis taste like?

OP it is 10x better/sexier if you go on your knees in the shower while its clean and fresh and she stays standing and puts her ass into your face and backs up and digs your face into her ass while the water is falling over you

How'd my cum taste?

Not everyone shares your faggot fantasy

you should only lick it first if she's clean. you shouldn't worry about cleaning your ass though before making her lick you though. that is your right as a dominant man.

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She wash it first?

only lick an ass after its been washed otherwise you gon get a fucking ass worm from her intestines popping its head out to see what is up when you tonquing that shit.

So, what does E. coli taste like?

>now it just tastes like shit.
Tell your disgusting wife to wipe her fucking ass

anyone have the screenshot of the couple who liked "worming"?

>ed gien joke

that's rare even for /b. nice one user.