CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE: Miner Dan Edition RULES: >first dubs or better each turn decides the fate of our main character >any other dubs or better after this will be ignored until the next turn; so sorry >if there is already a winner, wait for the next turn before trying to decide Dan's fate--check'em and don't waste your dubs >next turn starts when OP posts the next picture >the game ends when i say it ends THE PLOT: Dan and his co-worker are mining for coal right now. Mining is a very dangerous job, what with all the cave-ins, explosions, and noxious gas. I hope you have good life insurance Dan. Well, better get back to work now. Dubs or better decides Dan's fate.
Dan's previous adventures (they're archived somewhere if you've missed any of 'em) Dan Gets Mugged By A Black Edition Dan Gets Mugged By A Black Edition Part Two Dan The Ice Cream Man Edition Dan's Saucy Date Edition Dan's A Dad Edition Marooned Dan Edition Dan's Delivery Edition Sir Dan's Quest Edition The Great Houdanny Edition The Great Houdanny Edition Part Two Funeral Dan Edition Chef Dan Edition
Nicholas Walker
Dan is actually guy fierri and tries to cook some FLAVORTOWN level burgers for him and his friend down there
Isaiah Flores
Dan swings his axe at a rock.
Nathan Thomas
Dan blows fire in his co-worker's face by farting into a lighter at him
Justin Richardson
"HURRY UP DAN GET BACK TO WORK". Dan didn't take kindly to his co-corker bossing him around so he plays a prank on him by blowing fire in his face with his farts. Dan's co-worker is set ablaze! Fuck Dan! What kind of joke was that?! You're co worker is in pain! Help him put out the fire!
Isaiah Davis
Dan sits down for a break to read a porno mag
Ryder Cox
OP, have you looked into /qst/ before? They'd probably be more accommodating to threads like this than Sup Forums. Anyway, Dan throws dirt at the boss's face until the fire extinguishes.
Owen Wilson
Roll
Henry Phillips
Dan pisses on the boss's face until the fire extinguishes.
Wyatt Lopez
Dan swings his pickaxe at his coworker's neck to kill him.
Nolan Ward
Rerollin'
Cooper Torres
Rerollin'
Brayden Bailey
Dan runs over co worker with mining cart after pooping in the mining cart
Juan Bennett
Too easy, Dan unleashes a giant cumshot on his co worker's face to put the fire out
Jackson Murphy
No, but I think everything there has to be safe for work which would mean Dan can't do something that would upset a moderator or others on that board (i'd have to read their rules to be sure). I want dan to be free to do anything he wants.
Christopher Jones
Dan eats poop from mining cart
Jeremiah Stewart
The body of the dead miner becomes the body of a dead minor
Joseph Baker
Re roll
Nolan Jones
Re roll please
Wyatt Diaz
BRUTAL
Landon King
"HELP ME YOU MOTHER FUCKER!" Looks like someone forgot the magic word (please).instead of helping Dan shits in the mine cart and rolls over his co worker in it. Dan makes race car noises and pretends to steer a wheel while he does this.
Nicholas Brown
One of those giant red monsters from Dig Dug show up and Dan and his friend have ro dig for their lives.
Jace Roberts
Re roll please thanks
Sebastian Rodriguez
Dan uses pick axe to remove co workers face and wears it
Nathaniel Thompson
Dan ties dead body to front of mine cart after covering himself (Dan) in feces
Austin Anderson
These two combined
Jaxson Long
Dan grabs the pickaxe beside the cart and starts chipping away at the ceiling, so that the debris falls onto his boss.
Samuel Barnes
Ugh
Dylan Jones
Rerollin'
Isaac Rogers
Check em
Chase Jenkins
One more reroll.
Ayden Thompson
Chica chica re roll
Carson Cook
This except it's the dragon monster, not the red one
Jack Hill
Fuuuuck re roll for this
Henry Gutierrez
A minecraft creeper causes a cave in
Ayden Perez
Dan kills him self
Asher Ward
Rerollin'
Adam Cooper
Dan strikes a vein of GOLD and kills his co worker so that he can keep it a secret and all to himself
Benjamin Jones
Dan puts out the fire with his piss
Brody Long
Roll
Austin Morales
Dan jumps in mine cart and takes off down the rails with the dead body. He loves the dead body
Levi Morales
Dan uncovers dead body and cuts off face so he can wear it
Thomas Rivera
Strippers start appearing from the whole Dan made in the ceiling
Jace Watson
Re roll but hole
Brayden Robinson
Dan thinks it would be funny to burry his co worker in debris so he tries to chip some away from the mineshaft ceiling. Instead on little bits of debris falling on Dan's co worker, a whole boulder falls and crushes his head. My god Dan, you've killed him. How are you gonna live with yourself?
Jeremiah Scott
Dan sticks giant googly eyes on the boulder to make it look silly
Austin Rogers
Heeeeyo
Carter Cruz
Roll
Aiden Edwards
Dan straps the rest of the dead body to the front of the cart and goes Off down the rails
Jackson Robinson
Dan puts the poop back up his ass
Aiden Price
Reroll
Elijah Perry
dan attempts to hide the body, but his only experience with such things is known from Japanese game shows
Lucas Barnes
There's another get after the one details. Should Dan follow through with it?
Grayson Carter
I suppose so. should happen next, then. Fucking psychopath.
Blake Evans
Dan then takes the dead body and cuts it into little pieces and eats them
Henry Nguyen
roll
Michael Barnes
Dan kicks back and looks at all the sluts in his porno magazine. He looses track of time, and another worker comes to check on Dan and the dead guy to see if all is ok. " OH MY GOD! What happened here!? Why were you just looking at porn instead of getting help!" Damn Dan, you're in trouble now. You'll probably get fired.
Mason Lewis
then dan kills this guy and fucks the two corpses
Josiah Foster
Dan then attempts to kill the other worker with his pickaxe.
Sebastian Adams
Seems like there is some confusion with the rules, so i'll say it again: any gets after the a winning get will be ignored until the next turn, sorry. Reroll next turn if you want your thing to win.
Jeremiah Lopez
Rerolling for no witnesses
Jordan White
You skipped him wearing the face
So now Dan kills other guy. Removes his face and his penis. Wears the face but cuts off the noes and replaces it with the penis
Jose Jackson
God damn it
Dylan Cooper
DONE
Lincoln Gonzalez
Well? We're waiting.gif
Ayden Garcia
Gay
Nolan Brown
Dan fists the two dead body's and wears them on his arms like puppets
Ayden Bennett
Dan know's there is no turning back now, so he pick axes the guy in the head. Both the workers are now dead. However looking at that porno has made dan horny, he bum fucks the first guy, then finishes in the second guy. Ok Dan if this is the path you've chosen you better get out of there before anyone else spots you.
Carter Jackson
And uses his fart powers to propell himself to the city above
Jeremiah Walker
There was a winner two posts above that, so that one got ignored. Roll again if you wanna see that happen so bad
Gabriel Brooks
Re roll fo sho
Kayden Scott
Re rollirino
Mason Jenkins
This
Noah Sanchez
Double fisted puppets
Nathaniel Garcia
Uh huh
Brandon Morris
Thiiiis
Lincoln Green
Thiiiis
Blake Nguyen
Re re re re roll
Mason Sanchez
Dan does a killer handstand
Brandon Fisher
Lmao see. Mine was better
Dominic Foster
Dan gives in to cannibalism
Hunter Richardson
Wtf
Aiden Green
Dan does two killer handstands???
Luis Robinson
Waitijg
Liam Adams
Dan does a hand stand. Fuckin' bad ass. Look at'em go. Oh shit! Now he's only using one hand. Dan is the coolest guy out there
Lucas Robinson
Dan kills himself
Nathan Foster
Monsters from dig dug show up and dan has to dig for his life
Julian Cook
dan posts pictures of his kills to Sup Forums
Austin Collins
Dan cause a huge cave in to bury the evidence
Evan Lopez
Dan wears the dead bodies like puppets
James Lopez
Finally
Thomas Perez
I like this rolling
Ian Edwards
Dam paints his face using the brown paint in the minecart and the red paint on his dead co-workers.
Xavier Myers
Poop and blood. Ahaha
Nolan Moore
Dan is a psychopath so he has a overwhelming urge to wear his victim's dead bodies. He takes the torso of the first guy and half of the skull of the second guy, and wears them like a jacket and hat.
Ethan Perez
When I eat my girlfriends asshole when she's on her period
Ayden Taylor
Dan then jumps in the cart and takes off down the rails while singing imagine dragons
Justin Morgan
This but he sings queen
Jason Ward
Dan takes his poop and leaves the mine shaft with it
Mason Wright
Dan runs out of the mine and steals the nearest car