CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE: Miner Dan Edition

CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE: Miner Dan Edition
RULES:
>first dubs or better each turn decides the fate of our main character
>any other dubs or better after this will be ignored until the next turn; so sorry
>if there is already a winner, wait for the next turn before trying to decide Dan's fate--check'em and don't waste your dubs
>next turn starts when OP posts the next picture
>the game ends when i say it ends
THE PLOT:
Dan and his co-worker are mining for coal right now. Mining is a very dangerous job, what with all the cave-ins, explosions, and noxious gas. I hope you have good life insurance Dan. Well, better get back to work now. Dubs or better decides Dan's fate.

Dan's previous adventures (they're archived somewhere if you've missed any of 'em)
Dan Gets Mugged By A Black Edition
Dan Gets Mugged By A Black Edition Part Two
Dan The Ice Cream Man Edition
Dan's Saucy Date Edition
Dan's A Dad Edition
Marooned Dan Edition
Dan's Delivery Edition
Sir Dan's Quest Edition
The Great Houdanny Edition
The Great Houdanny Edition Part Two
Funeral Dan Edition
Chef Dan Edition

Dan is actually guy fierri and tries to cook some FLAVORTOWN level burgers for him and his friend down there

Dan swings his axe at a rock.

Dan blows fire in his co-worker's face by farting into a lighter at him

"HURRY UP DAN GET BACK TO WORK". Dan didn't take kindly to his co-corker bossing him around so he plays a prank on him by blowing fire in his face with his farts. Dan's co-worker is set ablaze! Fuck Dan! What kind of joke was that?! You're co worker is in pain! Help him put out the fire!

Dan sits down for a break to read a porno mag

OP, have you looked into /qst/ before? They'd probably be more accommodating to threads like this than Sup Forums. Anyway,
Dan throws dirt at the boss's face until the fire extinguishes.

Roll

Dan pisses on the boss's face until the fire extinguishes.

Dan swings his pickaxe at his coworker's neck to kill him.

Rerollin'

Rerollin'

Dan runs over co worker with mining cart after pooping in the mining cart

Too easy, Dan unleashes a giant cumshot on his co worker's face to put the fire out

No, but I think everything there has to be safe for work which would mean Dan can't do something that would upset a moderator or others on that board (i'd have to read their rules to be sure). I want dan to be free to do anything he wants.

Dan eats poop from mining cart

The body of the dead miner becomes the body of a dead minor

Re roll

Re roll please

BRUTAL

"HELP ME YOU MOTHER FUCKER!" Looks like someone forgot the magic word (please).instead of helping Dan shits in the mine cart and rolls over his co worker in it. Dan makes race car noises and pretends to steer a wheel while he does this.

One of those giant red monsters from Dig Dug show up and Dan and his friend have ro dig for their lives.

Re roll please thanks

Dan uses pick axe to remove co workers face and wears it

Dan ties dead body to front of mine cart after covering himself (Dan) in feces

These two combined

Dan grabs the pickaxe beside the cart and starts chipping away at the ceiling, so that the debris falls onto his boss.

Ugh

Rerollin'

Check em

One more reroll.

Chica chica re roll

This except it's the dragon monster, not the red one

Fuuuuck re roll for this

A minecraft creeper causes a cave in

Dan kills him self

Rerollin'

Dan strikes a vein of GOLD and kills his co worker so that he can keep it a secret and all to himself

Dan puts out the fire with his piss

Roll

Dan jumps in mine cart and takes off down the rails with the dead body. He loves the dead body

Dan uncovers dead body and cuts off face so he can wear it

Strippers start appearing from the whole Dan made in the ceiling

Re roll but hole

Dan thinks it would be funny to burry his co worker in debris so he tries to chip some away from the mineshaft ceiling. Instead on little bits of debris falling on Dan's co worker, a whole boulder falls and crushes his head. My god Dan, you've killed him. How are you gonna live with yourself?

Dan sticks giant googly eyes on the boulder to make it look silly

Heeeeyo

Roll

Dan straps the rest of the dead body to the front of the cart and goes
Off down the rails

Dan puts the poop back up his ass

Reroll

dan attempts to hide the body, but his only experience with such things is known from Japanese game shows

There's another get after the one details.
Should Dan follow through with it?

I suppose so.
should happen next, then.
Fucking psychopath.

Dan then takes the dead body and cuts it into little pieces and eats them

roll

Dan kicks back and looks at all the sluts in his porno magazine. He looses track of time, and another worker comes to check on Dan and the dead guy to see if all is ok. " OH MY GOD! What happened here!? Why were you just looking at porn instead of getting help!" Damn Dan, you're in trouble now. You'll probably get fired.

then dan kills this guy and fucks the two corpses

Dan then attempts to kill the other worker with his pickaxe.

Seems like there is some confusion with the rules, so i'll say it again: any gets after the a winning get will be ignored until the next turn, sorry. Reroll next turn if you want your thing to win.

Rerolling for no witnesses

You skipped him wearing the face


So now Dan kills other guy. Removes his face and his penis. Wears the face but cuts off the noes and replaces it with the penis

God damn it

DONE

Well? We're waiting.gif

Gay

Dan fists the two dead body's and wears them on his arms like puppets

Dan know's there is no turning back now, so he pick axes the guy in the head. Both the workers are now dead. However looking at that porno has made dan horny, he bum fucks the first guy, then finishes in the second guy. Ok Dan if this is the path you've chosen you better get out of there before anyone else spots you.

And uses his fart powers to propell himself to the city above

There was a winner two posts above that, so that one got ignored. Roll again if you wanna see that happen so bad

Re roll fo sho

Re rollirino

This

Double fisted puppets

Uh huh

Thiiiis

Thiiiis

Re re re re roll

Dan does a killer handstand

Lmao see. Mine was better

Dan gives in to cannibalism

Wtf

Dan does two killer handstands???

Waitijg

Dan does a hand stand. Fuckin' bad ass. Look at'em go. Oh shit! Now he's only using one hand. Dan is the coolest guy out there

Dan kills himself

Monsters from dig dug show up and dan has to dig for his life

dan posts pictures of his kills to Sup Forums

Dan cause a huge cave in to bury the evidence

Dan wears the dead bodies like puppets

Finally

I like this rolling

Dam paints his face using the brown paint in the minecart and the red paint on his dead co-workers.

Poop and blood. Ahaha

Dan is a psychopath so he has a overwhelming urge to wear his victim's dead bodies. He takes the torso of the first guy and half of the skull of the second guy, and wears them like a jacket and hat.

When I eat my girlfriends asshole when she's on her period

Dan then jumps in the cart and takes off down the rails while singing imagine dragons

This but he sings queen

Dan takes his poop and leaves the mine shaft with it

Dan runs out of the mine and steals the nearest car