What's this guys name again?

What's this guys name again?

Dan "hold her tighter she's a fighter" Schneider

Dan "the man with a plan to slam her clam ham in the back of his van" Schneider.

Dan "the man who tore her ham"Schneider

Kek.

Dan "let out my tiger so I can try her" Schneider

Dan "I'm cumming inside her" Schneider

Dan "stroke it slow don't let it go" Schneider

Dan "Give me a blow you have a show" Schneider

Dan "eat these pills and I'll show you my skills" Schneider
I love these.

Dan "Stick it in her poo poo, and she grows up to be coo coo" Schneider

Dan "stop sucking your thumb present me your bum" Schneider

Dan "The cheek divider" Schneider

Bendindick Cumonherbach

Simple but elegant. I like it.

Danny Diapers
Handyman Dan
Candyman Dan
Danny Daycare
Dan "Hold her tighter, she's a fighter." Schneider
Dan "The Man" Schneider
Dan "The spider" Schneider

Dan "don't scream or I'm gonna cream" Schneider

Dan "The Deflower Power" Schneider

Is the answer "who fucking cares"?

Does he frequently use Twitter or anything?

lol he has a foot fetish

Dan the hymen divider Schneider

Me 2

Dan "if her age is on the clock she ready for the cock" Schneider

Dan "suck this dick to be on the nick" schnider

The Flat Face Fucker, Fred Friday.

Dan "goddamnit what's wrong with the timer" Shneider

Dan "suckle or fuckle" Schneider

Dan "slide inside her" Schneider

Dan "get in the van" Schneider

Dan ''dick the size of a beer can'' Schneider

Dan "blowing my load on teenage toes" Schneider

kek

Nice digits

Dan "the big dick at Nick" Schneider

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As much as I hate to "defend" Dan, the woman he's talking to here is his wife so it's really not very creepy

Jerry Seinfeld

Hi Dan

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