Be me

>Be me
>6/10
>Tall
>Athletic build
>20 years old
>Level 2 non-commissioned security officer
>Mall cop
>Usually do escorts for employees to their cars at night
>One chick, red head, 7/10 body, 5/10 face, probably in her 20s
>Walked her out three times already
>Typically don't make small talk, kinda tired by the end of my shift
>She makes stuff up to talk about
>Go check up on her an hour beforehand last night
>She sees me right before I walk in the door and jogs over
>"Hey!"
>Wide-assed smile on her face
>"You still wanted me to walk you out right?"
>"Yeah! Same time?"
>"Yup. See you then"
>Come back, same old shit, more small talk.
>Get her out to her car
>"Hey, are you working on Sunday?"
>"Think so, yeah. Well wait you won't need an escort then, will you?"
>Mall closes super early on Sundays
>"No, but why not come by and talk?"
>"Yeah, sounds fine."
>"See ya then!"
>Go inside

Is this chick in to me? Either she's uber friendly or I'm missing something here.

Give me your opinion.

it's a trap

are you cute?

she wants to play hide the baton torch

Yes, she is in to you. Just be honest about who you are and let your sense of humor show, whatever it is like.

Think of this guy but without the beard or most of the muscle.

Stop being a faggot. Rape her in your basement dungeon or anhero.

Kek

Planning on testing this theory some more

Bruh, uber slam piece. Might need to make her wear a bag though. Her face looks like she's a victim of fetal alcohol syndrome.

So no

Post pics

Go in nigga, fucking balls deep man, right now you have her on the hook now you either bait her a little more (do not recommend) or reel it in and smash (recommended)

I wouldn't say "cute". More like "rough"

Make a follow up post if you get laid

exact height and weight?

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She wants the cums in the pussy OP. Don't be a same.

6'4''

295 lbs

Show your face OP

>Rathernot.jpeg

Fatty

dude wtf you didnt say you were fat???
anyway she probably wants the cock, follow up with her offer defiantly, if youre not into her just say so. and get some easy consenting pussy if youre able to.

Do it pussy

You know how it goes for basic bitches. Tits and timestamp or GTFO.

Kek.

The weight is evenly distributed. More in the arms and torso area.

Not fat. You ever see a fat-assed tall guy?
The weight is more or less evenly distributed.

shut up fatty

Arnold weighted 240 standing at 6'2. The dude was Enormous, with low body fat tho

The projection...

Thats essentially my point.
The weight is there, the fat isn't noticeable.

I'm not cut like a dude who works out.

Lol if you're 300lbs at 6'4 you are "chubby" "husky" fat, call it wathever you like, dont pretend its your bmi weight or something, you're not fooling anyone

Stop telling yourself you don't have a problem. It won't go away.

Listen to user.

Do something about your lifestyle. Walk more. Lose 20~30lbs. You'll look and feel better.

Your a vid ya game character she definitely wants you to poke her with your pixel

6'4
14.6 stone
My average Saturday see'some me dressed up as a dog getting flogged, whipped, whipping others, being set on fire, and having all kinds of fun you wouldn't believe

past 6' you not fat, you just a big dude. anyone who says otherwise can position themselves under his foot and mock from there. have fun with that

Dude that's like 21 stone I'm at the heavy end at 14.4 of the building for being 6'4 and while it's not my business but you should try to loose some weight for your health

You god damn right sir, as a fellow 6'1 big dude I totaly agree with you

anhero.

I would say she is at least wanting to go on a date or some shit might think you are handsome for some reason only taking a chance will tell

>Not chubby
>Not husky
>Walk at least 12 miles a day around the mall

Seriously, the level of projection...

this is the moment when she decides if you alpha or beta, don't fuck it up op

im 6'5 and 180 lol, fuck i need to bulk

for fuck sake dude its pretty fucking obvious she is, this has to be bait. Ask her out, after you take her back say hey lets stop me escorting you everwhere and grab a coffee or if you want to be more alpha say something like 'did you really want me to escort you out here just to chat' and maintain eye contact and smile. If she says yes and looks creeped out just fall back onto the coffee thing.