Bedbug (herein "Kekbug") guy here. I posted here a few days ago, asking for Kekbug advice...

Bedbug (herein "Kekbug") guy here. I posted here a few days ago, asking for Kekbug advice. Let me give you a quick Kekbug rundown in case you're interested:
>Two days ago, threw my box spring out
>Washed everything in my room
>Sprayed 50% Bleach, 50% water on my mattress for Kekbug eggs
>Then sprayed 50% alcohol, 50% water on my mattress
>Picked mattress completely off the floor - haven't slept in there in a few days
>Used high-powered Kekbug pesticide in crack and crevasses between the carpet and the floor molding
>Aggressively vacuum the floor
>Purchase two space heaters - currently my room temperature is at 105 degrees. I'm fucking light-headed from being in here

Observation:
>At about 103 degrees, I notice Kekbugs scrambling around the carpet. I was absolutely amazed, given that I had thoroughly vacuumed and cleaned the room over the past few days
>Going to keep heaters on for another 5 or 6 hours

Request:
>Can anyone photoshop a smug Pepe onto this bedbug picture?

They are just gonna leave the room and return later. Need to do the whole house.

One room at a time. This process will be repeated - daily if I must.

Have you tried turning it off then back on?

No, this is Patrick.

I had a roomate that brought these fuckers into residence at my university. They used poison and the whole works but they spread through the whole building through the heating system or something. They still have them.

The only way i was able to get rid of them was by putting all my shit in dry ice for 3 days and by throwing lots of shit out

Yeah, I've heard when you get bedbugs, they're there to stay - your only option is maintaining.

You can go back to redddit as well, you magbificent fucking faggot maymay-master.

I don't get along too well with Reddit.

Also, update:
>My room is at 109 degrees, and bedbugs are appearing everywhere. Also, I think I'm high off bleach and chemical fumes. Holy fuck. Mad light and I'm stuttering.

the grammar/punctuation in this post is A+

Lots of isopropyl alcohol or however its spelled. The high percentage shit. I had bedbugs two places before the place I live at now. They take two weeks in the eggs to hatch and the eggs are pretty much unkillable so every few days as I assumed new bugs would hatch I would flip everything and spray everything in the room. They can travel rooms but prefer to stay on one host. So I did that for like 2 months and by the end of it, no more bed bugs or they went to someone else room. Who knows but they weren't fucking with me anymore. Also got a new mattress when I moved just to be safe but kept a lot of the same furniture and all. Seemed to work.

Currently dealing with these fuckers. Ive never had them before but my sister and her family got them some how and evidently they brought them when they would visit... Losing my fucking mind as spraying them with bug spray does absolutely nothing. Shit is embarrassing

Writing is my specialty.

I'm 95% sure I transferred them to my girlfriend's house, who has two other rooms. After a night of sleep there, I noticed little red marks on my legs. Can't wait till she asks me about it.

Roommates, I mean. I think I'm high on chemicals right now.

You need mattress protectors for all mattresses.

I have one on there. Seems like they can eat through the protector.

The fuckers Ive got only bite me on my arms for some reason, no other body part has bites... At first i thought it was just mosquitoes but then I started seeing guitar pick shaped bugs once in a while, googled it and sure enough...

why didn't you just buy some bed bug/flea killing powder? Did that months ago and they disappeared, saw one walking up the wall few weeks ago though so worried they are hiding somewhere in the house again

Going to try that next. Let me tell you: If you seen them before, and they "disappeared," they're likely camping out somewhere. No joke. My room is 110+ degrees right now, and they're coming out of the woodwork. It's insane.

Not OP but that's probably my next route. I heard Diatomaceous Earth works but I dunno

Take pics

How are you killing them now that they are coming out?

this

Just call a fucking exterminator its cheaper than serving prison time for arsen

Oh and get the computer out of your room if its that hot are you dense?

it might be my cat carrying them, the first i saw one after the powder it was crawling up the couch next to my cat. Eventually threw the couch out and recently tore the old carpet out of the living room. I didn't know they lived in wood i thought only cloth like materials.

Pictures won't do justice. There's just a few dead ones in front of the heater right now. They're also in little cups in which I placed my bed frame's legs. Plus, I just went in there and noticed my room is only 105 degrees - one of the fucking heaters busted.

was meant for

Okay, let me upload something. You're not going to be impressed at all.

Bed bugs can live up to a year without eating.

This.

It may take a few treatments and vigilance on your part, but that's the only effective way to get rid of them. Leave this shit to professionals or else you're REALLY going to get overrun.

"I notice Kekbugs scrambling around the carpet"

tear out carpet and trash it,

I have no money. I'm a very, very broke (professional) student, and I have little time to acquire funds for an exterminator.

I wish.

Also, pictures from my phone are not sending to my email.

Exaclty i called orken thay came out encased my mattress qith a cover after soaking it in a really powerfull chemical they sprayeecunder my base boards and the carpets and chairs on the house repeated a few more times every two weeks and they are gone now if i evee see one again it will be too soon

This. You're going to have to get serious about this op if you ever want to get rid of them.

Tear out the carpet and put Diatomaceous earth on every surface possible.

The freezing cold kills them.

I'm fapping to the dash used wisely.

Anyway...
Op, once they spread you gotta pretty much call in a specialist to spray shit every week.
They are worse than roaches in a restaurant.

Although, I got them once before noticed them early. I just cleaned the room, set poison and duct tapped the room off for a week. They disappeared because there was no food source, that's what keeps them coming is the food.

no you stupid cock gobbler you have to do theWHOLE HOUSE, then wait two weeks, and do it again.
if your work on the WHOLE HOUSE is shit, i'd reccoment a second treatment after just a week.

follow up a month after the second week to do WHOLE HOUSE one last time.

you'll have to figure out how they came in in the first place, let alone allowed to have an infestation occur. worste case scenario you move out and never return to that hell

No it doesnt it juat causes them to fall into inactiviry for a while then they come back lime any other bug

>Diatomaceous Earth
That should, but it won't kill eggs. The goal. I think would be to kill them in the juvenile stage before they have a chance to lay eggs. Which means going scorched earth and treating them consistently and brutally until you kill them all before they get a chance to reproduce.

I don't have money to do the whole house at the same time.

>Picture related

In cold weather they can live more than a year without eating. At room temperature they can go 2-3 months.

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under rated post

>One more.

I think i have bed bugs but mine look nothing like that, they are smaller and more of a brighter red, and more of a triangle shape.i spray all the fucking time but with the no money i have, there isnt much left i can do other then throw shit in the dryer for extended periods of time. just found another three when i got home today.

>Kekbug on pooper

Jesus christ how old is this infestation? That thing is huge

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I work for a major hotel in IGH chain of hotels, I've had to clean these out of three of our rooms this summer with zero PPE. lesson I've learned while trash bagging linen. Always do removal with one set of clothing and change into a clean one in a fabric free room, double garbage bag and tying my uniform after and throwing it directly in the wash with zero transferable moments. Remove headboards, wall sockets removed and taped over with plastic. Vents as well, cut off escapes. They need 20 days ago to starve out in a sealed room even after spraying handles it. We do this for even one single bug, each bug can lay 8 eggs per day so multiplying that exponentially gives you an idea of how they can spread with a 20 day maturity cycle alone.

They're kekbugs. For sure.

It's pretty fucking bad at this point.

I know someone who works there, I have his card if you need an exterminator.

not him but the ones i had where that size and i saw a large one once about the size of a small roach crawling around on a shirt with eggs all over it.

Oh i already ran the course of these bastards and i thank god they are gone if there was every a creature that needed to go extinct its these

SMASH IT SMASH IT OP FUCKING GET IT WHAT THE FUCK GET IT FOR GODS FUCKING SAKE

Unless you're waking up with bite marks, those most likely aren't kekbugs.

BURN. FUCKING. EVERYTHING.

Crushing them is waste of time

The bites can take a few weeks to appear at all

some times but not often enough as you might think. Ima try to find one and take a picture

Its still early call an exterminator now the sooner they treat the better

Okay. New approach after all it's a fucking bug. Humans are smarter even if outnumbered like 10,000 to 1. Here is the plan OP I'm almost certain this will work based on my MOS, and what I learned in the army...you are going to become the pesticide...you need to slowly drink more ans more insecticide daily until your very presence makes the bugs die. I can't see any other way.

That's incorrect. You will have the same reaction if you were bit by a mosquito, usually the morning after the bite, just like a mosquito bite.. It may appear as little red dots on your skin, but for most, they itch like hell.

Plus you can see little bits of reddish brown dust which are droppings from eating your blood. It's a tell tale sign.

Ive had them for a while but i only find like 1 or 2 a night. they went away for a few weeks now they are back, i think ima get plastic covers for my two box springs and a bed bug cover for my mastress and fill it with Diatomaceous Earth, then move my bed away from the wall and just bug bomb the shit outta everything

Im not kidding they can take a while to appear you will be away from home for hours and have a new bite suddenly spring up out of no where

No call a professional it wil be cheaper in the long run tou are trying to kill a rootkit with norton right now

I don't fuck around when I say to call an exterminator. The problem WILL get worse, and I advise against foggers since it will leave behind residue on whatever it lands on. Seriously, call someone before it gets any worse.

But won't the exterminators use even more toxic chemicals?

You can't do it that way. We rented a gas heater for $100. parked it in the front yard. roasted the inside for 9 hours.

Tell them you want heat treatment.

OP I m being legit when I ask this, but do you want to know a 100% guaranteed way to not have any bedbugs? Not sure if this thread is still active so I will wait for a reply from you if you are there and interested, thanks.

Inb4 suicide

Bring ants in, they'll hunt and kill all of them. Alot easier to get rid of as well. As long as there isnt a queen they should all die off in a few days anyways.

looked like this but bigger and two hoses.

ahhhh niggerbugs...

i remember when i got them from a dirty white nigger who sold his matres to me on craigslist when i was a student at uni

immediately bought diatomacious earth and a spray that kills the eggs of those little nignogs

sprayed the shit out of the bed and curtains and made a perimiter around my bed with diatomacious earth. also made a perimeter around eeeeverryyythhhiiiiing with the earth

dresser, i put it in outlets, around my closet, around the entrance to my room, around the trash.

niggers died in a week. no more annoying itchiness

>second hand mattress with kekbugs

fuck dude i think you might be a nigger for buying that shit

Been there bro definitely sucks

Washing machine
Dryer
Boric acid and rubbing alcohol are your best friend in this situation

Throw away EVERYTHING in your house that you don't need EVERYTHING!!! clothes, furniture, games/DVDs etc the less shit you have=less hiding spots
Wash all clothing and blankets and start storing them in sealable bags

Alchol kills them instantly so get a spray bottle and spray your mattress and surrounding area daily (I bought an air mattress much easier to maintain them)

Pour the boric acid all along the walls of your house and drill holes in your walls near outlets and pour it in and seal the outlets as well

By the time your done if someone goes to your house they should know somethings wrong it should be almost completely empty with powder everywhere

DO NOT TRY AND JUST MOVE OUT YOU WILL BRING THEM WITH YOU
how ever if you have carpet I suggest either moving to place with tile or ripping it out and getting tile can't imagine what bedbugs is like with carpet must be whole new level of hell

And most importantly YOU HAVE TO BE CONSISTENT no slaking off

Good luck user my God be with you

Kek

Wrong some people can get bit and have no reaction at all

Bedbugs are the worst fucking thing. Fortunately they've dived down recently. They used to be a real problem here in Ohio. Hard to kill too. Basically use conventional bug poison and when a handful survive, bam! Forced evolution. You've got yourself a superbug that's immune to most pesticides!

That's just an old wives tail

>tail
fucking furfag

I'm an old wive then? Me and my two room mates. Only one reacted.

Never had bed bugs, filthy niggers

These faggots?

If only it were winter and you were at a high latitude, you could just leave the interior and your stuff open to sub-freezing weather for several days.

it was a nigger move...

nah they are bed bugs, i saw the ripples on their backs

You don't really get them out of bag hygiene; you get them from contact with other people, regardless of being a nigger or not.

Dont take cabs they are notorious for spreading bed bugs

quiet nigger

Fuck, I was hoping itd be these or carpet beetles for you, fucking kikebugs

Then why is your face covered in bites faggot. Or is that dirty white nigger acne?

I once tried to buy these but they are regulated to all hell. Treated like a fucking bioweapon

Get the sticky paper and lay the shit all across your room...Form a line along all your walls...Also make sure your bed is off the ground on a frame...When that happens stab sticky paper through the leggings and also have a 2nd protection barrier of stick paper going around each leg....If any remain they wouldn't be able to reach you...While you sleep you will be bait...Check the paper everyday to see if any are left and leave the shit there for 2-5 months just to be safe.

OP here. Going to update with an insane picture of bedbugs I picked up with tape - all within the last hour.

House herpes.

Don't forget to put a square above the bed as well. They climb up the walls and drop off the ceiling.

Diatomaceous Earth and a duster as well as isopropyl alcohol for spot treatments were the only things that worked for me. I had them for two years. Just graduated college and came home to only one alive after I doused my room in the stuff. I tried just tossing the DE in huge clumps but they avoid it. The duster was a god send and they all died off. My strategy was DE around the perimeter of the room, in bed rails, and every single layer of bed linen after washing and drying everything every week. Probably bad for my lungs to be honest, but I would rather have them dead.