/hoc/

SEATTLE WHEN edition

Never ever

Whats a good spooky film to watch on netflix while i eat an entire pizza to myself

pulju is a bust, auston matthews is my boyfriend, the bruins will win the stan lee bowl

He has the second most goals in the league and I never hear anyone talk about him.

You got his dubs btw

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Have you seen It Follows?

the day after tomorrow

hurricanes did well.

30$ tickets.

I cant complain.

NHL needs to actually get rid of some teams and only have 8 teams make the playoffs

I guess it's just similar to how no one is making a big deal about Malkin either. Not everything needs to be some forced storyline.

Who /fapping/ here?

>VEGAS
>I
>P

I fucken LOVE the thunderbirds bro

yeah the allusory carpenter stuff was cool but it was otherwise mediocre

Now tht I think about it, I guess he's not that underrated considering how many times he's made Team Canada

if you have a Netflix account, you are aware they'll recommend shit to you, right?

I'mma go with "Sinister"

If you're into subtitles, check out The Wailing. Korean movie, it's a slow burn paranormal mystery/thriller kinda thing. Takes a bit to get going, but the ending is good.

How about Sinister?

>tfw fucking VEGAS is getting an NHL team before Wisconsin

sorry but i don't trust that to be good and based on the way that you post i don't trust your taste either no disrespect

>oilers will never score more than 4 goals in a game

Blame Chicago's owner being a bitch in the 70s

trust me f am, it's good

>dat sinister hivemind
>dem quads

i liked that a lot. i actually found the social quirks of the heavy dialogue scenes to be endearing too. the whole second act was just incredible. i loved the ritual scene, with all of the music and fast cuts

thats the same reason hamilton doesn't have a team, because toronto wouldn't allow it
they can't give up that monopoly
that's why they charge up the ass

>it's another Flames loses edition
>Oilers wins

I know, there's so many bandwagon hawks fans in wisconsin it's nuts. I was getting excited when they were talking about building a new bucks stadium and having it be dual purpose with an nhl expansion, but that shit the bed

i'll watch sinister although it's weighted as a meme to me. i'll update with my thoughts

taylor hall is a bust

Saved

Why don't they have a team?

Do people in Seattle play hockey>

what's the average attendance for LV next season?
85%?

It's fucking unfair.

Oilers trade babby Benning for the Sedins and will win the Stanley cup

they don't have a team because they don't have an arena

No one wants to go to Wisconsin on vacation.

post a picture of yourself fatty lol (already got sent a pic of you). maybe calm down w/ the burgers

You are a fat, ugly kid.

Hamilton also faces resistance from Buffalo

Probably pretty high. The initial surge of excitement will fade though

PNW has a decent number of high level junior teams. Seattle, Portland, Everett, Spokane and whatever group of cities is Tri-City.

Le fat acne boy

I'm fat because I plan to get into stand-up comedy.

Matthews did a thing again tonight.

>le fat meme
lol I can shitpost better than that

I based my prediction on a couple factors:
1. most vegas workers get off work late at night
2. NHL overstates tickets
3. Team is some what comparable to San Jose

>tfw already can't wait to see what trades your team makes because they are total garbage at everything.

>zero goals

No he didn't

>some what
>some
>what

:/

Posting again to drive the point home. If anyone asks, you post on reddit. Anyone who talks about Sup Forums outside Sup Forums is a shill and deserves a swift death.

Avs?

>most vegas workers get off late at night

is that based on a movie you saw

hell, i wouldn't even be lying. i post on reddit and like it.

What did the fine folks at CP mean by this?

This season that would be 7th last, gotta think that would be considered a disaster by the NHL

tfw GM said they won't do anything

just like last year

even though expiring UFAs

kinda makes you think...

starting sinister now

matt dumba is as good as pk subban

>trades
>in the 2016-2017 season
lol not with this cap

>being pissy about grammer at 1:30 am EST
are you retarded?

no, based on research done years ago discussing the reasons Vegas is a risky market, also the Wranglers used to have midnight games because they tried to get local workers to come

you can only cover up so much before people get suspicious

...

Such a crime. Fucking Nashville got one beforehand

Fuck the turd birds.

0 Memorial Cups

GO HAWKS
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Why do Amerifat hockey players have such ugly wives?

Kesler has a jew nose

yep

The sad thing about being a basement team is that you're entrusting the retard who got you there to somehow buck the trend and do well on trades. He might make out okay but a betting man wouldn't put money on it.

No clue

the hot girls go for NFL players.

Its actually depressing how many below average nigga players have smoking hot white wives/hoes/groupies. Its really strange, since im sure Kesler actually make more money than some of those guys.

>inb4 BBC and cuck memes
I really think women are just attracted to the dominant culture and that is NFL.

Depends on why you're a basement team. If it's just injuries or intentional rebuild then it's not so bad.

But yeah, he's fucked. Avs don't know what they're doing.

...

didn't some no name nfl player get in a relationship with the blond girl from iCarly?

This is not really true. Most of the unmarried ones have hot gfs. You just don't be retarded and actually settle down with one of them (unless you're TJ Oshie I guess) because the hot ones are gold diggers.

this
hot GF's are cancer for pro sports players if the player takes the relationship seriously

yeah, she burns the coal. Although he might be an NBA guy.

But she was also raped by a fat jew, so she's pretty fucked in the head.

dialogue in this movie sinister is anime tier

all of them are, look at amanda bynes and how she went of the rails

Wanted to test out your theory.

Here is the Black Amerifat hockey player's wife

Find the intruder(s)

I forgot he won a cup

>of the rails

Definitely a trend here

Washington because they're the only good team pictured

hey, I'm trying to play GT6 and type at the same time, shit is difficult

versteeg is a fat cocked motherfucker

Why does he have 2 coffees?

>versteeg

Obviously he was testing to see which blend was better, dumbass

2 is a higher number than 1 (better)

because the large cup keeps tipping over in his shitty cupholders

You don't double-fist cappuccinos?

>muh blend meme

keep drinking the caffeinejew

That's Pavelski you retard

got eeem :)

What did he mean by this?

got 2 0_0

they can't understand how the addition of Tkachuck (a guy who takes a shit load of penalties) has lead to them taking more penalties

Flawed.

Hockey players are usually wholesome people.

The type of guys "you would take home to your mother"

Hockey players are pretty much the ultimate man.
>smart
>confident
>fit/brawn/manly
>wholesome/caring

these guys go for women (as wives) who are compatible partners in all areas, not just 'gud looks' and big boobs.

Meanwhile over in the nfl you have jamal dating some big boobed bimborella using him for his cash to push her do-nothing career of shopping for gucci bags, going "ooga booga sheeeeeeit dem titties mah nigga"

Literally fuck you and fuck the nfl.

tkachuk is cool as hell. that manlet is a fag meme player

What's wrong with marrying someone who's not 11/10?

Maybe they're high school sweethearts.

cool, tho i didnt read it, but turn your tripcode on

>going "ooga booga sheeeeeeit dem titties mah nigga"

nice

also have to remember, hockey players are mostly into feet

samefag

>tfw have fun boards brings the fire