How to deal with having a micropenis...

How to deal with having a micropenis? This is goddamn emberassing but I'm equally sick of living without knowing the touch of another.

Are there women out there who'd be content with being eaten out every day? I bet I can get good at that.

mines only like slightly bigger but yeah
find a nice girl
they will love you
if youre not a cunt

Have been doing my best. Friends with several girls but as it is I both don't wanna fuck up a good friendship by trying to escalate and also just too fucking embarrassed by my dick. Heard too many stories of women being legit insulted and sometimes even slightly traumatized by having someone think their standards would be so low as to be okay with it.

12 oz bottle? If so you have no idea what a micro penis is. Your shit at least average.

Nah just 10oz, 30cl.
A normal dick is about the size of a pint right?

Like, I have very small hands so that does skew the proportions

Average dick length is 5.1 inches or 13cm, diameter is about 3.81cm or 1.5 inches

What? You look fine. See I dont fuck with guys cause all of you are uhhhh my dick uhhh size uuuuuuhhh look at my dick. NO BITCH GIVES A FUCK ABOUT A. I dont never did fuck REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Your shits tiny. Don't you watch porn? Everything in porn is real, you should know this.

Well yeah I watch porn and I know my dick's small hence the question.

lol boo hoo, do you understand how much of cunt that bitch would have to be to feel that way? If it hurts her mentally its proof she is a piece of shit human being and should be killed with fire.

Wahhhhhh a guy with a tiny dick wants me wahhhhh who gives a shit

Well, in general I've been taught it's extremely disrespectful, in some cases even frightening, to show any form of attraction to someone who's better than you.

If you do show attraction in spite of inadequacies you are communicating to her you consider her as low as you are or that you do not care for her feelings. I don't think women should be reprimanded for having standards.

You have been cucked by Society my friend dont believe the hype

Standards are fine. Someone's dick size shouldn't contribute to "standards" when there's an entire person attached to that dick that contributes, you know, literally everything else in a relationship.

Any bitch that says otherwise isn't worth your time.

Is that you in the pic? like.. it's not big but there's worse out there mate

Who has taught you? Who are these no self esteem frightened baby men passing down all their insecurities and shitty beliefs on to you?

Dont listen to every person you talk to make up your own mind. If a girl with small tits or a flat ass or a chick not your type hit on you would you be "traumatized", the answer is no because your a decent human being. I am fucking astounded you could even think being treated like that is acceptable, sort your shit out nigga

Yeah that's me. There might be a couple more extreme examples but I know it's a lot smaller than most dudes.

Have confidence in yourself, even if you had a micropenis, a woman doesn't want someone who isn't sure of themself. Most women (according to word of mouth) don't orgasm from penetration only anyways so if you feel inadequate in penis power, learn other moves. Confidence is sexy and unless you're in a club or bar, your bulge isn't.

well where I am people don't really compare cock sizes, so I'm really taking a stab in the dark atm, but mines about the size of a monster can in length, say half the girth of a monster can and the reacts i've got from girls is pretty ego boosting, I don't know how that bottle compares?

Parents, friends. Hell my own mother told me I should be alone.

It's not so much how I'm treated, it's about having some respect for others. Sadly it does conflict a lot with my desire to join the life others seem to have. Being lonely hurts a lot and also there's a bunch of shame in being 29 and never having touched another.

Hookers, my friend.

Can is the same size as a can of monster

Maybe, but I'd still feel bad putting her through that. Sex workers are people too.

...

Here's your answer.

RESPECT YOURSELF RETARD, then others will tow the line

>implying another entity coasting through time and space on this rock called earth should have this much power over you

your dick isnt even micro levels its average to above average, get someone to beat the shit out of your head and deal with the hand your given. Self respect faggot study it, learn it, be it your disgracing the meat suit you have been gifted and its sad

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I'm a lurker here on Sup Forums and rarely ever leave comments, but OP, i had to come out of my cave just to say to you

You are a fucking faggot.

so that's like what depending on how you measure up between 6-7 inches, pretty standard n on larger side, considering people rocking a 5 incher

bump

I know five is apparently average but is it the mean? As in, I don't know if young kids' dicks are taken into account in this average as well but if they did that'd skew the number a bit.

Always heard most sexually active men are 8" and up

If you want to bitch about your dick, use a fucking ruler.
Why the fuck do people compare their dick to the most random fucking object they can find.. yeah lets compare my dick to this random remote or a lighter, or a toilet paper roll as these things are clearly fucking universal.

And you have no idea what a micropenis is OP, fuck off.

Yeah they're totally going up to kids to measure their erect dicks.. for science ofcourse

Well with the self esteem of a hermit crab it may be more apparent now why you're a virgin. You think getting a girl to the bed has anything to do with your dick? She's not even gonna know how big it is until you're about to fuck, and no girl is just gonna be like "nvm too small."

You need confidence. Hell, I don't even know why I'm telling you this because honestly it seems like it's wayyyyyyyy too late for anything to get through your gorilla skull.

That looks like a nice feminine penis. You should transition and become the trap you were always ment to be.

Dude the fuck is wrong with you? Of course we test teens.
One way I test them is if there dick can reach my tonsils then they're above average. You would not believe how hard they try to ram it down my throat
Lol little boys

Girls never measure a mans cock (prob acceptions to the rule), so if they're looking at 6-7 and thinking it's 8-9, then no wonder they think 6-7 inches is small, when given real figures, just sayin.

i'm 6.5, n girls be acting like i'm about to park a truck in there

>acceptions
kek

They're what I like to call nephcousins

Titom

Couldn't tell you, I've got a macropenis.

Err what

thank you for this

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You try so hard it actually hurts.