/nzg/ new zealand thread

/nzg/ new zealand thread

why is no one making these anymore? fuckin cucks

We actually doing this?

Chch reeeeeeeeeeporting. Was out tonight but not feeling it. Having good time with mates but a bitch had been seeing was there and she was evil as fuck. Decided to bail, fucking cold and sleety just wanted to head home.

>why is no one making these anymore? fuckin cucks

BECAUSE NEW ZEALAND IS GARBAGE

Annonz rep

it is Friday my dudes

anonnz show feminine penis pls. need 2 fap

you sound drunk

ask a guy who literally just got a bj from Quercy anything

NZ Is not garbage.
The politics, the weather, the politicians and many of the woman and hipster men are.

Lol im with her now r u invisible

lads

how does my cum taste kek

Anyone know where to get fake IDs in Auckland? Any help will be rewarded

Tastes like cuckoldery famalam are u tryna get me off or yourself?

We've moved to r/newzealand. Come join us in normie paradise, friends.

underageb& tbh

Maybe he just wants to collect bennyz

For a friend mate, not a word of a lie

Just spoke to the gcsb

Its probsbigger tgan urs tbhg

Sup cunt nuggets, don't forget to vote for Gareth.

Im voting for Gareth and encouraging everyone I know too

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Confirmed for garbage. I heard NZ only discovered electricity so they could film LOTR there

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There's not even an nz thread there

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So why are we being spammed with tanks?
Watching ESL replay on youtube in picton.

why not

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Fair enough.
Carry on.

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it's true?
Watches at $ 0?

last one

You can't even keep your brown people in check

As a former Australian I can safely say NZ, at least compared to oz, has a particularly excellent native peoples.

>>Former Australian

Invalid opinion detected

I'm lonely and bored what do

anyone in hamilton know what that siren going off at the hospital is for

Come over man. Got a bottle of whiskey need an excuse to crack it open.

Can just talk and shit til the sun comes up

welly?

Nah Christchurch.

Oh well. Next time bro. shame that.

would you be willing to accept a bj from a dude (not in a gay way)? because then i could help. am in central chch

If only I were in Christchurch

nelson reporting in, fuck this weather's shit I can't get any of my laundry done

Haha lol. I'm actually in central chch too. Ummm, not gay though. Also I tossed one out about an hour ago, could still come over for a whiskey. If you promise keep your mouth to yourself lol

The man said that the bj isn't in a gay way

tfw no one wants to let me give them a bj

I'd let you give me a bj user, but sadly I'm not anywhere near chch

I'd let you give me a bj, but I'm a grill

t-thanks

Lol. Aaahhhhh. I could consider it, might be bit weird. What if you came over and we knew each other IRL?
What part in the 4 avenues are you? Near casino? Fitzgerald Av end?

i stay on Tuam st in Phillipstown

>inb4 20+ anons reply with 'tits or gtfo'

Tuam St? I'm near Poms. I've had a dude go down on me once before, I couldn't cum though. Felt real strange. But he was super faggy and the moaning he did put me off. Wouldn't you be disappointed in your abilities if I didn't blow my load? I mean have you done that b4?

dunno, never tried it b4 kek

only newfags give a shit about femanons in /nzg/

Thing is I'm a business guy in my 30s. I'm prolly way older than you. You better confirm you're over 18

jokes on you i'm 47

Nice one. ;-)

Why has it taken you this long? Going behind your missus back or something?

just decided it's time to have a hard glossy dick in my mouth. but not a in a gay way, just for the experience...

Fair enough mate. Not for me to judge. My wife's outta town next Friday. I'll think about it during the week. Hit by the nzg thread on Wed night. If you're still keen then can give you a throwaway email and we can sort something out.
How's that grab you?

safe as bruv

This is the gayest thing to happen on this thread ever

fuck Im high. why is this shit illegal

Sweet as.

can't you read the guy said it's not in a gay way

you said it. but its not the 1st time peeps have used this thread to hook up

will be ITT wed to see if these guys get it on

maybe we organise 5 or 6 chch anons to run a train on this guy. not gay or nothin

Dunners reporting. Anyone in town awake?

Dunners reporting.

'sup, tankbro
Mexican standoff, what's up?

Hey dude. Its all guud. Just can't sleep. Did George st maccas today. First time in ages coz I'm a poorfag. Their prices have gone up and theyve changed their cheese. I was so looking forward to it but disappointed, tasted like shit.

Where are the NZ nudes at? Every fucking time it's just tanks, why do I even bother...

nudes fags died of cancer