Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Bill Gates standing there

How do you react?

Alright bill what software we making today?

...

...Bill, lets fuck over Soros shall we?

i would grab him, hancuff him to the wall, blindfoldhim, pour bleach all over himthen i would make him suck my dick and then kill him and then fuck him and then feed him to my pet lion

Mind if I ram my floppy in to your old smell man asshole.

Nobody fucks with a lion.

It always looks that way because I have a full-length mirror in my bedroom. Sorry for the confusion.

Why did you fuck up Win 10 so bad.

SHIT! HE CAUGHT ME SNEAKING IN HIS HOUSE!

Grab my gun, and shoot him. Then, Call the cops and sue him for trespassing.

good luck suing him with his shark team of lawyers

He'd end up suing you for being you

Tell him to fix my fucking computer as it blue screens all the time.

Ask for a new computer and pro gamer sponsorship. Then change the locks.

Tell him that I need about tree fiddy.

Billion.

I'd ask him if my 640K is enough

Ponce?

I'd ask him for a job, I'd also ask him why he's in my room.

>Do a 360
>Walk away

whip out my cock

Win 10 seems great compared to the shit screwed up Windows 8