Alpha male thread
NO MANLETS ALLOWED
>5 ft 9 reporting in
How's it going Sup Forumsros?
Alpha male thread
NO MANLETS ALLOWED
>5 ft 9 reporting in
How's it going Sup Forumsros?
>>NO MANLETS ALLOWED
'9 feet reporting in
Everything under 6'0 is manlet so leave your own thread op
Seconded
5'5' babyface here and it feels good to still be able to get high school pussy while I'm pushing 30.
Makes up for being manlet.
No, everyone knows abyone under 5 ft 8 is a manlet.
FACT
shortest dude is the most jacked by a decent amount too
Im actually 170cm, 33yo and currently dating a 20yo girl. Feels great, she saw pictures of me from 10 years ago and says Im the same.
OMG!!! the little fella on the right is fucking adorable!!
Ch-ch-checked
exactly, girls don't care about height if you're ripped
6"2 reportin
Checked what you fucking moron
You sure do like male flesh.
kek looks like he's wearing an inflatable suit
6"1 here Sup Forumsro
5 ft 9 IS a manlet you little fuck!
And you'll do either size. Tall man? You'll suck his balls dry. Short man? You'll lick his ass clean.
Know how we know? Because you fucking CARE HOW GUYS LOOK. Not sure anyone more gay has ever posted on this site before.
6'3'' reporting in
6 ft 7 reporting in fucking manlets all of you
Found another manlet guys
Read the rules you lanky faggot
Shit that was a typo I meant 6 ft 4
I love being a manlet, I'm so strong and dexterous and versatile it's crazy. I'd hate to be a longboi.
>what do u need all that extra shit for, anyway?
whitey mad manlet detected lol i fukked ur bitch white boi
>implying i dont score on regular basis
being short or tall doesent matter because you're all loser since you're trying to brag on Sup Forums
hahaha you're all pathetic.
>Be me
>In the Netherlands
>Be 6'1, barely average/below average height for a male
>All the girls are taller or just as tall as me
>Feels bad man
>Find comfort that I am taller than the vast majority of Americans
>Feels good man
6'3 master race reporting in
Why do people assume thatsome arrogant muscular jocks are 'alphas', what kind of stone age thinking is this? Dominant men dominate with their intelligence whereas these 'alphas' rot away at their shit jobs
spot the beta
Any manlets on here considering the military? Short guys do very well in Special Operation Forces
There are many ways to be dominant you sperg.
>5ft 9
>no manlets allowed
>can't post in his own thread
6'1 reporting in.
Fed up with manlets always trying to start fights.
Fustrated midget fuckers.
Pavement painters.
Little pricks
Leave the big girls to the big men.
Know your place.
All you lanklets need this
6,9 reporting in.
Bow before me fucking manlets
the masters indoctrinate you with these ideas when in reality real alphas are some guys like bill gates, but they don't want you to understand this
see
Always the same selfdelussional shit in these threads. Aesthetics, muscle and personality is all that matters, except if you have dwarfism or some shit. Skinny weirdlooking lanky dudes who convince themselfs that they are "ripped", but can fucking barely bench 100 lbs.
Look at Tom Hardy. He's 5 9 and I'd let him have his way with me, even though I'm a man and not into that kinda shit.
Maybe instead of trying to brag on Sup Forums about how tall you are maybe you should use your height for actually something useful like... Basketball ?
Gay nigger
6'7 you are a manlet
fuckin this
tfw I'm 5'11 with pretty face
Fuck, I'm six foot even, and apparently, I'm fucked.
>NO MANLETS
>OP is a manlet
Huh.
I'm 6'6, fuck.
6'1" here
alot of people see it this way and feed their children obscene amounts of hgh which granted makes them tall but my god does the bone reformation in their viscerocranium fuck their faces up
3rd gen ducth living in us, 6'1" also taller than most of my friends feels good
Go on vacation to Mexico or Japan. You'll feel like a big boi.
5'8 here.
Is 1,78 m a manlet?
6'3 here and I wish I was shorter. Just want a tall, strong bf to wrap me in his arms and be big spoon :(
Sorry there are no girls in Sup Forums
6"4 220lb 15% BF (Winter)
You are absolutely correct good sir
You must be really ugly or have a small dick to browse Sup Forums then
OH NOOOOOOO
Nope and 8" + Fat girth
Got dragged in back when lazers where being charged and shoops where being whooped, stayed for the Scroll bait while watching Twitch in my down time.
5'9 alpha oh lol'd thanks op
Wow, so much insecurity in this thread. I bet Danny DeVito is more alpha than any of you.
Okay manlet
Summerfag
The pic is pretty funny
Also who cares how tall you are?
Like why the hell are there woman over 6ft.
I'd climb one like a tree
Girth > length
Manlets can win guys!!!!
But you'll never be as free
I have difficulty believing you too perfect
That's Emelianenko, he's 5"10, and Russian.
Athleticism helps sperm movement,
Also help keyboard skillz
Majority of girls who wear heels are taller than you
5 ft 9
Clearly manlet
SeeIn doubt, repeat
I think you should reconsider your life if you measure how tall you are with a unit called feet.
>tfw your 5'11
189 cm (that's 6'2 I assume)
Literally the fakest gif ever like yeah sure that solid metal gun is going to just hang from his mouth after he offs himself
Kys newfag
Shit, I was looking at Fedor, Alexander is 6"4
>Alexander Emelianenko
Nationality Russian
Height 6 ft 4 in (1.93 m)
Weight 254 lb (115 kg; 18 st 2 lb)
is your family mean to you? consider livestreaming your suicide
Anyone under 5'8" is not a manlet, they are a female
Scrap that Fedor part, I don't know where I got that 5"10 from. Fedor is ~6"0 (ish)
>Fedor Emelianenko
Ethnicity Russian[2][3][4]
Height 1.82 m (5 ft 11 1⁄2 in)[5]
Weight 235 lb (107 kg; 16.8 st)[5]
Girls don't care about ripped if you're tall
...
Tfw you're a nigger
I kek'd
So many newfag's in here.
OP clearly baiting and people biting
>OP clearly baiting
Welcome to Sup Forums, You must be new here
Another angry manlet, it seems.
>alpha
>doesn't even know how to hair
i dont think so
2'4 here.
>be australian
>be 5'10
>not a pretty face
>weightlifter and boxer but still only 5'10
>feels batman
>go to Sweden
>hot, tall blondes absolutely everywhere
>get laid every second night
>meet great Swede
>bring her back to australia
People that have never met nordics wouldnt know this but they are completely socially retarded. No one talks to each other over there and if you are just a little friendly and outgoing youll get laid a lot.
The moral of this story is a simple one, go to Sweden, you manlet faggot.
yeah because they want some lanky motherfucker who probably weighs less than them
t. lanky noodle
>Sweden
aka Refugeestan
girls don't care about anything if you're cool
no manlets allowed, and 5 ft 9 manlet reporting in, lololol
Keep telling yourself that
Jokes on you.
>> 5'10
>Compensate with penis size
>9.1 inch dick
>Girlfriend wants no other dicks because i can fill her whole pussy up with ease.
This is true. I have several roided-out gym rats as Facebook friends and I hardly ever see them with hot girls. They all have some hag/fat wife/girlfriend.