Alpha male thread

Alpha male thread

NO MANLETS ALLOWED

>5 ft 9 reporting in

How's it going Sup Forumsros?

>>NO MANLETS ALLOWED
'9 feet reporting in

Everything under 6'0 is manlet so leave your own thread op

Seconded

5'5' babyface here and it feels good to still be able to get high school pussy while I'm pushing 30.

Makes up for being manlet.

No, everyone knows abyone under 5 ft 8 is a manlet.

FACT

shortest dude is the most jacked by a decent amount too

Im actually 170cm, 33yo and currently dating a 20yo girl. Feels great, she saw pictures of me from 10 years ago and says Im the same.

OMG!!! the little fella on the right is fucking adorable!!

Ch-ch-checked

exactly, girls don't care about height if you're ripped

6"2 reportin

Checked what you fucking moron

You sure do like male flesh.

kek looks like he's wearing an inflatable suit

6"1 here Sup Forumsro

5 ft 9 IS a manlet you little fuck!

And you'll do either size. Tall man? You'll suck his balls dry. Short man? You'll lick his ass clean.

Know how we know? Because you fucking CARE HOW GUYS LOOK. Not sure anyone more gay has ever posted on this site before.

6'3'' reporting in

6 ft 7 reporting in fucking manlets all of you

Found another manlet guys

Read the rules you lanky faggot

Shit that was a typo I meant 6 ft 4

I love being a manlet, I'm so strong and dexterous and versatile it's crazy. I'd hate to be a longboi.
>what do u need all that extra shit for, anyway?

whitey mad manlet detected lol i fukked ur bitch white boi

>implying i dont score on regular basis

being short or tall doesent matter because you're all loser since you're trying to brag on Sup Forums

hahaha you're all pathetic.

>Be me
>In the Netherlands
>Be 6'1, barely average/below average height for a male
>All the girls are taller or just as tall as me
>Feels bad man
>Find comfort that I am taller than the vast majority of Americans
>Feels good man

6'3 master race reporting in

Why do people assume thatsome arrogant muscular jocks are 'alphas', what kind of stone age thinking is this? Dominant men dominate with their intelligence whereas these 'alphas' rot away at their shit jobs

spot the beta

Any manlets on here considering the military? Short guys do very well in Special Operation Forces

There are many ways to be dominant you sperg.

>5ft 9
>no manlets allowed
>can't post in his own thread

6'1 reporting in.

Fed up with manlets always trying to start fights.
Fustrated midget fuckers.
Pavement painters.
Little pricks
Leave the big girls to the big men.
Know your place.

All you lanklets need this

6,9 reporting in.

Bow before me fucking manlets

the masters indoctrinate you with these ideas when in reality real alphas are some guys like bill gates, but they don't want you to understand this

see

Always the same selfdelussional shit in these threads. Aesthetics, muscle and personality is all that matters, except if you have dwarfism or some shit. Skinny weirdlooking lanky dudes who convince themselfs that they are "ripped", but can fucking barely bench 100 lbs.

Look at Tom Hardy. He's 5 9 and I'd let him have his way with me, even though I'm a man and not into that kinda shit.

Maybe instead of trying to brag on Sup Forums about how tall you are maybe you should use your height for actually something useful like... Basketball ?

Gay nigger

6'7 you are a manlet

fuckin this

tfw I'm 5'11 with pretty face

Fuck, I'm six foot even, and apparently, I'm fucked.

>NO MANLETS
>OP is a manlet
Huh.

I'm 6'6, fuck.

6'1" here

alot of people see it this way and feed their children obscene amounts of hgh which granted makes them tall but my god does the bone reformation in their viscerocranium fuck their faces up

3rd gen ducth living in us, 6'1" also taller than most of my friends feels good

Go on vacation to Mexico or Japan. You'll feel like a big boi.

5'8 here.

Is 1,78 m a manlet?

6'3 here and I wish I was shorter. Just want a tall, strong bf to wrap me in his arms and be big spoon :(

Sorry there are no girls in Sup Forums

6"4 220lb 15% BF (Winter)

You are absolutely correct good sir

You must be really ugly or have a small dick to browse Sup Forums then

OH NOOOOOOO

Nope and 8" + Fat girth
Got dragged in back when lazers where being charged and shoops where being whooped, stayed for the Scroll bait while watching Twitch in my down time.

5'9 alpha oh lol'd thanks op

Wow, so much insecurity in this thread. I bet Danny DeVito is more alpha than any of you.

Okay manlet

Summerfag

The pic is pretty funny

Also who cares how tall you are?
Like why the hell are there woman over 6ft.
I'd climb one like a tree

Girth > length

Manlets can win guys!!!!

But you'll never be as free

I have difficulty believing you too perfect

That's Emelianenko, he's 5"10, and Russian.

Athleticism helps sperm movement,
Also help keyboard skillz

Majority of girls who wear heels are taller than you

5 ft 9
Clearly manlet

SeeIn doubt, repeat

I think you should reconsider your life if you measure how tall you are with a unit called feet.

>tfw your 5'11

189 cm (that's 6'2 I assume)

Literally the fakest gif ever like yeah sure that solid metal gun is going to just hang from his mouth after he offs himself

Kys newfag

Shit, I was looking at Fedor, Alexander is 6"4

>Alexander Emelianenko
Nationality Russian
Height 6 ft 4 in (1.93 m)
Weight 254 lb (115 kg; 18 st 2 lb)

is your family mean to you? consider livestreaming your suicide

Anyone under 5'8" is not a manlet, they are a female

Scrap that Fedor part, I don't know where I got that 5"10 from. Fedor is ~6"0 (ish)

>Fedor Emelianenko
Ethnicity Russian[2][3][4]
Height 1.82 m (5 ft 11 1⁄2 in)[5]
Weight 235 lb (107 kg; 16.8 st)[5]

Girls don't care about ripped if you're tall

...

Tfw you're a nigger

I kek'd

So many newfag's in here.

OP clearly baiting and people biting

>OP clearly baiting
Welcome to Sup Forums, You must be new here

Another angry manlet, it seems.

>alpha
>doesn't even know how to hair

i dont think so

2'4 here.

>be australian
>be 5'10
>not a pretty face
>weightlifter and boxer but still only 5'10
>feels batman
>go to Sweden
>hot, tall blondes absolutely everywhere
>get laid every second night
>meet great Swede
>bring her back to australia

People that have never met nordics wouldnt know this but they are completely socially retarded. No one talks to each other over there and if you are just a little friendly and outgoing youll get laid a lot.

The moral of this story is a simple one, go to Sweden, you manlet faggot.

yeah because they want some lanky motherfucker who probably weighs less than them

t. lanky noodle

>Sweden
aka Refugeestan

girls don't care about anything if you're cool

no manlets allowed, and 5 ft 9 manlet reporting in, lololol

Keep telling yourself that

Jokes on you.
>> 5'10
>Compensate with penis size
>9.1 inch dick
>Girlfriend wants no other dicks because i can fill her whole pussy up with ease.

This is true. I have several roided-out gym rats as Facebook friends and I hardly ever see them with hot girls. They all have some hag/fat wife/girlfriend.