Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Barack Obama standing there

Wat do???

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zucc dat bbc

Give up the boipucci

Kill him.

"I think you're probably a good man, but in your 8 years as president, I believe you made America immeasurably weaker. I'd like for you to leave."

Say I'm sorry Mr.President.

Apologize for the discrimination his people face and ask him to BBC my wife so I can have yammy creampie for lunch

2 kinds of people.

Pic related

Shoot him because he's obviously a nigger trying to steal my TV.

Niggers gonna Nig.

Tell him that he is probably the worst president America has ever produced, that his racism against whites was a leading cause in many disasters we're facing today, and that for his misconduct in office he should be rotting in a jail cell alongside Clinton not in my room, once he's crying from finally being told the truth I will jack off to his tears and cum up his nostril

you're going to surrender your gun to a nigger?
fucking idiot

Yup. I'll surrender it. He can have the bullets first.

>faggot

careful with that edge Bubba Joe

Ask him if he likes video games, then see if he wants to play as the German Reich in hoi4.

good one

Scream that someone is in my house and run off.

Say "wow, you think it's ok to enter my house without my permission. this explains alot."

Shake his hand and tell him thanks for being a good president.

Ask to watch as he BBCs Hilary

Ask him if he wants some hot chocolate; invite him into the kitchen and have a chat with him telling him how much I respect him and what a great human bean he is.

tell him i voted for him only to be fucked over by his incompetents.

I'd ask him how much he paid for the shills in this thread.

I hope yaa hav' u'r maney here!
No maney - no dik sucing.

he's a tall guy

Genuinely drop to my knees. Would love him to dominate me so fucking hard.

4 u

Tell the Nigger to GTFO

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Ask him to autograph some paper (:

Most of these are incorrect; kids, don't believe everything you see because they cite what might appear to be legitimate sources (if you actually checked, most of these are untrue). Moreover, the food stamps once isn't bad. It just means Obama extended the availability of these stamps to people who really needed them.

Charge for treason, kill

racist, but w.e

rape
why when you can break him like reek

Lol, that's unexplainable. And national debt is too huge really. But looks like it's just a number, nothing else, because no one is going to pay this debt.

Careful, he doesn't know what M&P stand for

I would offer him a beer for fucking Hillary's lifelong dream in the ass twice.

Wonder how he got out of his cage.

Do a 360 turn and walk back out

Sic semper tyrannis

Bump

You'd walk into him.....

Get lost

I dont want to know why you are here, but I do want you to eat these hard boiled eggs, Mr. President

I'd blow his fucking head off.

As I recall, he inherited the 2008 financial crash and spent trillions to jump start the economy. Crashes have this trickle down effect that slowly affect job rates etc. Sure those numbers might be right but they don't tell the whole story

Await the party van, fag. I reported you

Making online threats against a former President is illegal and I am going to report everyone who does to the FBI

"Are traps gay, Mr. President?"

Found the nigger

What did he do to stop it? Spending and printing money is all he tried and it failed

Found another nigger. We don't need to have 50 million people on food stamps. They can work like the rest uf us

Kek. Obvs not your own screenshot. But kek, those tabs.

>Ask if he wants head.
>Hopefully, he'll say yes.
>Feel his bulge.
>Unzip his pants.
>Suck his dick.
>Take it up the ass.

Here's what the fuck I do.

>Bar the door
>Scream "socialist!"
>Call him scum
>Call him gay and ask about Michelle's cock.
>911 was an inside job about 50 times in his face.
>Hurl feces
>Repeat "Barry Soetoro" over and over.
>Ask him to shoot some hoops! Shoooot... Some hoops
>Tell him I know about Cern, the flat earth, Mandela effect, Kennedy, the reptilians, that I the dinosaurs never existed, about the fake moon missions.

You know, pretty much just autisticly screech about life.

Does anyone else suspect that Obama is on the spectrum? He kind of talks like an aspie

Say thank you. I have health insurance thanks to you. And it's good insurance.

Spark one up and talk about Star Trek

Offer him a hit on my joint and ask him if his presidency turned out like he wanted it to.

Ask him for the 6000 dollers that nigger owes me that I have paid in Obamacare tax.

>good insurance.

I am gonna assume you ether never had helth insurance or always had a shit plan threw a shitty job.

Obamacare is not good coverage unless you make absolutely no money.

My room? Probably shake his hand and ask him if he wants coffee. But if he's in the bedroom out back I'd pump him full of lead. That's where I keep my saigon whore

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>implying the average joe could afford health care once obamacare came into effect

kek

I'd probably just offer the dude a beer and have a chat. Politics aside, he seems like a nice dude. If he turns out to be a dick, I'll kick him out, but if hes chill, I got a new drinking buddy.

Ask him if he is fucking my wife, I don't see a reason why he would be there if he isn't fucking my wife

Being this new.

Never mind me just checking to see if it will embed
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"hey wanna play video games?"

Ask if I'm being recruited by The Invisibles, first off.

Second, I'd offer him a drink. Not my favorite president, but still seems like a chill dude. I also don't have a favorite president. Maybe Washington though. Have yall read the stories of hwo that man functioned during combat? He had the luck of a god apparently. Would side step bullets and casually walk through warzones unscathed for extended periods of time. People wanted to make him king of america for a reason.

ask him where mommy is, its time for tendies. if no satisfactory answer is given, then hurl the piss bottle and transform into captain autismo

ask him if he'd like coffee or tea. Then discuss his post-political life, for a bit.

>you're that magical negro that promised me hope and change, aren't you?
>prepare your anus