Would you rather thread. I'll start

Would you rather thread. I'll start.

would you rather become fluid in another language of your choosing automatically

Or

Take any girl of your choosing out for dinner movie and sex?

Definitely learn the language, shits hard man

>fluid
Maybe you should start with English first.

>become fluid in another language
This Guy gets it. It's a viscous cycle.

But I moist ask you a question. When will your thirst for knowledge be quenched?

>fluid

I'll kill myself now.

>moist

Whenever my lazy ass gets back onto duolingo or I take some classes

>Become fluid in another language and have sex with all the dumb bitches who think it's a big deal

would you rather
-Have the ability to smoke without getting cancer
-Get cancer by smoking a sigarette made from the constitution of the united states?

Why would you want to destroy the constitution (assuming of the US)? It's the only decent part about this country any more.

Also,the first one. Fuck cancer.

Language
Then you can claim you don't speak whatever language of country you're in
Claim they consented
No rape charge.
End up traveling world on a rape tour
"Mi ablo no english"
"I don't speak wop"

Smoke what?

yeah sorry had a brainfart, wanted to make it religious but talking about islam these days is a lot like mentioning Hitler
you think this is a fucking game?
>pic related

smoke without cancer, the second option is faggy af, also i would smoke like a chimney and go around blowing it in everyone's face

would you rather write a best seller that inadvertently encourages some to kill a celebrity, or write a #1 hit single that inspires a psychopath to go around raping/murdering people?

This is Sup Forums. Muslim hate is usually greeted with open arms. Idea...

Would you rather be a muslim woman in Sharia Law nation
-or-
A Vietnamese sex slave in America.

Is it not?

I mean pick one or the other has been played for years usually with drinks

I'd say that was a game yes.

Would you rather
Be hitlers removed nut
Or
Condoleezza rices' pissy cunt flap.

Neither of those sound that bad. But with the book deal, the fame will sky rocket after the assassination. So that.

Do I get to suggest a celebrity or does it just happen arbitrarily?

>become fluid

>it's the only good part of this country anymore
>probably never seen it
>probably doesn't know what more than the first two ammanements are
>assuming it's the US
-clearly stated it's the US-

you don't get to pick

Language, been working on French for years. Takes me at most a week to get laid.

Damn. Well I still choose the book.

do you ever just say random and heinous shit just cause they don't know better?
that's my choice too, but im also a bibliophile, sticky pages are a nightmare

Glad you saw that too

>Fluent

I don't need to defend myself on an anonymous image board thread that will die within an hour or two.

isn't that what you're doing now tho?

>sticky pages are a nightmare
>bibliophile
I suppose you mean that.... literally.
>YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

I would rather become fluid in another language automatically. Then I can use that language to pick up foreign sluts.

No, if I was I would have listed some of the amendments and what they mean and made some stupid excuse for why I didn't see user clearly state it was the US constitution.

Lol the last one comes down to pure stupidity, and listing amendments to prove a point to a stranger is silly.

Take this post as you will though.

>would you rather become fluid in another language
Can I be gas instead?

Calm down there, Saw. I'd say Vietnamese because at least I could still be a boy.

so you aren't continuing to defend yourself...

i see what you did there

>take this post as you will

would you rather die alone, or take your chances rolling the age of your life partner, last two digits only

Take the chance!

Damn