First thoughts when you see this?

first thoughts when you see this?

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Pimp

gay bestfriend, who isn´t gay

"What an ugly group of lads"

Good boy

"Yeah ladies, I'll protect you from the creeps at prom."

O boy !

someone just made a really terrible joke and the one on the right doesnt get it

It's sweet when you get friendzoned by your ugly female friends, then escort them to prom just as a friend because they weren't asked.

I want that suit.

I'm Irish; I wear that suit on St. Patrick's Day and really Mick it up, I'll drink for free all night.

All threesome and beta jokes that get posted with this aside, those two girls were fighting to monopolize his attention all night because neither wants to be the less desirable.

If he played his cards right he absolutely fucked at least one of them.

that pink dress she's wearing is the only pink he'll ever get to see

niggas got camo

made in ireland

Looks normal, neither girl is attractive, well within reach of a guy like that.

Suit says Irish but those eyes are straight outa China.

kid is clearly autistic

kek

Reminds me of one of my own proms.
>Be junior in HS, 2007
>Didn't want to go, was dating 4/10 shortstack with a pug face because i needed to have a reliable thing to stick my cock in
>She really wants to go, pays for the tickets, half of the limo, rents my tux
>Her mom rents us a hotel room on the island (live near houston, Galveston Island is where everyone goes after prom)
>Go with her two much hotter friends because she is DUFF
>One of them is 10/10 scene girl (fetish at the time because time period) bringing her ironic skinny tie "in a screamo band but just need a vocalist" bf
>Other is this girl who literally used to do beauty pageants but is somehow sweet af, she brought a literal retard because her BF is deployed overseas somewhere (non-combat) and wanted to be genuinely nice.
>I have been interested in her since middle school
>We all pile into the limo, I hold the door for everyone because I'm the only male not too emo or retarded
>GF's mom comes up to me and says "I know she stole the triple sec, but tell her you need this too" and hands me a bigass bottle of tequila
>"idk how you're gonna fuck her without that, user"
>travel to the dance
>Censored versions of sir-mix-alot and "Yeah" but everyone is grinding anyway
>Never been good at not popping a boner when being grinded on
>HS girls always think it's cute to have their friends grind on your dick for some reason
>Not complaining, just kind of nonsensical
>Scene girl dancing on me gets me hard af
>she laughs and says some sort of "pocket or happy to see me?" cliche joke
>Apologize, probably blush like a bitch
>She says it's actually a compliment when guys get hard, after all
>Finish song and she trades to the nice friend
>As they pass each other, scene girl says "he already has a boner, so you don't take credit!"
>she laughs, but dances on me anyway
>To Fallout Boy's Arms Race of all fucking things
>Ends up being one of those embarrassingly white dance circles in the middle
Cont.

That you're one of the faggot retards that killed this board.

Makes me wonder if second generation incest would make chlidren even more retarded

>fantasies of a basement dweller

Lucky guy

Is there a four-leaf clover on that suit somewhere?

Go on

What nigger?
I only see 1 girl and a jew in that pic.

mate this guy himself is on at least 2 generations of incest

but is the retardation stronger the more generations?

You really shouldn't marry your sisters bro

STOP.
one wall of text that goes nowhere is one too many.
But we all know you will reply don't to yourself and continue your stupid hard to read lies regardless

Jews are ugly

It's time to rev up those ovens

Are you more retraded than your parents?

Continue, fuck this guy

Do not continue.
Keep your lies to literotica
Fuck this guy Because you're both faggots so you'll enjoy it

>I stop at the edge of the circle and tell her to go ahead
>White kids all trying super hard to dance hardcore to fallout boy
>Some hiphop style dancing, some unironically trying to soldierboy without the song, some attempting to mosh and knocking into the other people
>My gf wants to dance now
>shit gets out of hand when the principal tries to stop the moshing and gets knocked over
>Everyone has to go sit down and get yelled at by the administration
>Meanwhile retard kid got picked up by his parents because he's not going to the hotel with us
>We decide to just leave for the hotel now since dance portion is basically fucked
>At hotel, we have trouble checking in because you can't rent a hotel to minors and they don't like that it's under her mom's name
>GF is handling it inside, rest of us in car
>Skinny tie busts out a joint and we get high with the limo driver
>GF comes back after scoring the room
>Invite limo driver up with us
>General shenanigans ensue, smoking, drinking, lots of candy/snacks
>Scene girl gets in a fight with her BF over something, he storms out expecting her to follow
>Instead she goes to the balcony and starts flirting with the limo driver
>GF and I go to our room (all 3 rooms are door connected) to put down our stuff
>She starts trying to be spontaneously sexy and sucks me off
>Get cum on her dress, she's somehow upset
>change to basketball shorts and tshirt, return to party
>Nice girl decided to change in the common area because drunk/high af, has one foot into the bootyshorts she planned to wear as pjs
>no panties
>full view of bent over ass, can see a bit of pussy
>scene girl is sucking limo driver's dick on balcony
>GF freaks out, shoos me into our room while helping nice girl and yelling at scene girl
>Scene girl freaks out, limo driver freaks out and leaves at some point (I can hear the shouting)
>GF comes to tell me I can come out now
>Scene girl is crying, leaves to look for skinny tie
Cont.

That suit is so fucked up. There are absolutely ZERO white clover leaves. Fucking sham of a suit, and he should be ashamed.

Jokes on you.
I replied to myself anyway, and there's nothing you can do about it

I see a suicide in her 40's after her 3rd divorce on the left, a likely bomb threat on the right and a floating head in the middle

I'd shitpost and say yes but realistically that's uncertain

congratulations on your first post on this website newfriend

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Cunt? Cunt? Cunt? Cunt? Cunt?
Stop begging for attention from random onlibe strangers and jump already

Shut up. OP has a good story, reminds me of some shit I did back in high school

>congratulations on your first post on this website newfriend

I actually feel embarrassed for you right now.

But it's a shit story and on top if that it's fake.
Nobody cares abiut your fantasy, stop samefag begging.

>no it's bad!
>it has to be fake!
>I'm samefagging so they must be too!
Fuck off mate

user, continue. Great so far

I feel more embarrassed for your parents

How am I samefagging?
You're just saying words now without even knowing what they mean.

Nobody cares about your bullshit wall of text fantasy...
Get over it

>GF exasperated, says she needs to go look for her because drunk 17 year old in downtown galveston is bad
>Tell her I'll watch nice girl to make sure she's ok
>GF kisses me goodbye and says "I trust you"
>Basically take this to mean she doesn't trust me
>Chill on couch with a mini bottle of Gentleman's Jack with nice girl
>Ask her if she wants a shot of anything
>She straight up asks me if I am interested in her
>Say yes, because she's drunk and I can deny it/she'll forget
>She goes off on this thing about how she could never hurt her friend (my gf)
>It's pretty loud so I panic a bit and tell her to drink the tequila shot I poured
>Get 3 more shots in her
>about 10 min pass and she's conked out
>make sure blinds to balcony are shut
>Deadbolt the door
>Pull her shirt up and tit fuck her some
>She half consciously presses her boobs together, which eggs me on because it must mean she's done this before
>Ask her if she's secretly a slut
>She responds by angling her head downward so I'm awkwardly fucking her tits and the tip of my cock goes in her mouth
>I'm only 6 inches so it's this awkward spot where her lip is just under my frenulum with each thrust
>Feels amazing but super uncomfortable for the rest of my body and her neck is gonna be fucked up
>Lay her on her stomach with her tits on the arm of the couch
>Don't need to take her shorts off because they're halfmoons, just pull them a bit to the side (mostly for time's sake in case someone comes back)
>Dick slides right in, super smooth
>Bestpussyisthepussythatdoesn'tbelongtoyou.jpg
>Try to go for her ass but she clenches up when I do
>Confused, never had that kind of resistance before from a fucked up girl
>When I try to switch holes for like the 3rd time she turns around to look at me
>"user. You know I'm not really drunk. Stop. Just finish, and make sure you pull out."
>I'm completely shocked
>she flips over and climbs on top
>I don't pull out because she's on top, she says it's fine
Cont.

Why?
Did they also behave like retards online at some point?

>me replying over and over doesn't mean I'm samefagging!
>you don't even know what you're talking about!
>the long text doesn't hold my attention!
>that much fun can't even be real!

Nope. Your fantasy that fallout boy is cool and a scene chick would let your dick within 50 feet of her is dumb.

Stahp

You suck, your story sucks and you're not even green texting properly.

>Dad kicks door open
>autisticrageengaged.fgt
>punches me in the face then kicks balls while I rolled on floor
>rapes GF face
>save his cum and spurts it on me while still rolling like a faggot
>GF sleeps in his bed that night
Cont?

The story is over, there is no more conting

So you admit you don't know what samefagging is...
This explains why your samefagging is blatantly obvious.

Pls stop

>She waddles off to bathroom to clean up (not because "my huge cock made her sore" or anything, but that walk that girls do to keep the cum from running down their leg)
>Get dressed, bring nice girl her shirt
>Hear someone trying to get inside
>I forgot to take off the deadbolt
>Go open it, it's Scene girl and skinny tie
>They ask why door was locked
>Say I'm not sure
>They go off to their room, probably to makeup fuck
>I go to our RR and wash off my dick
>Call GF and tell her everyone is safely back
>She's upset that the night is ruined because of the fighting
>Tell her to calm down and have a drink
>A few shots in nice girl comes back into the common room, in new pjs
>GF asks her what happened to make her change
>She jokingly says that I got my cum all over her while GF was gone
>Nah jk spilled a drink
>GF laughs it off and responds with how I got cum on her Prom dress and that she's mad at me
>Nice girl doesn't seem to like that story, blushes
>We get super wasted
>actually wasted this time, not fake wasted
>Drunk af and just talking, passing weed around
>Nice girl is glassy eyed sitting on the couch, gazing off into space
>GF is laying on the ground by me
>Pull down her shorts and start stress-ball squeezing her fat ass
>She grunts to show her annoyance but doesn't do shit to stop me
>Nice girls eyes turn to focus on what's happening
>Pull GF's shorts off
>nudge her up into kneeling position
>put my hand in front of her face (she knows this routine) so she spits on it
>rub the spit on my cock
>look directly into nice girl's eyes
>press my dick into GF's ass
>GF moans and pulls at the carpet, says something about going slower
>Shove myself balls deep (only 6 inches, but that shit had to still hurt her) and start pulling all the way out, then thrusting all the way back in
>Maintaining eye contact with nice girl
>Somehow in fucked up drug addled head, I think is romantic
>Nice girl is still watching, doesn't seem to fully process what's happening
cont.

>>That much fun can't even be real
>That much fun
>Real
>Fun
>Real
>At this time of year, at this this time of day, in this part of the country, entirely localized within your kitchen?
>Yes
>May I see it?
>No

sauce

thats one lucky son of a bitch

Nobody is even asking you to continue.
Just stop for fucks sake you pathetic faggot

Telling lies on Sup Forums doesn't make you cool, and your high school friends will think you are as pathetic on Monday as they did on Friday.

>Help GF take off her shirt without pulling out (that awkward sex positioning)
>Fat tits flopping back and forth as I fuck her
>Nice girl looks away
>Say something along the lines of "Watch us"
>GF wants to know what I just said
>Ignore her, still looking at nice girl
>Nice girl looks again, and I cum in GF's ass
>GF moans
>Nice girl gets up and walks into her room
>Pull my cock out, covered in disgusting peanut butter
>GF goes to shit out my cum
>We all go to bed
>Next day, nobody says shit about what happened
>Get fined for the tux because it smells like weed
>GF pays it
>Finally get home
>Text nice girl asking if she had fun at prom
>Doesn't answer me
>Won't talk to me
>Stops being friends with my GF
End

whats that Irish cunt doing

>fallout boy is cool
Pls show where that was said?

ITT:
OP has no true plans for thread
Random guy does overly long greentext
Rest of posts are bitching about greentext
Time to close the tab, anons.

Nice dubs.

>As they pass each other, scene girl says "he already has a boner, so you don't take credit!"
>she laughs, but dances on me anyway
>To Fallout Boy's Arms Race of all fucking things
>Ends up being one of those embarrassingly white dance circles in the middle

unlucky ass guy with 2 jew friends about to take him for all his shekels.

>ITT
OP wants people to sperg over his autistic fantasies.
>is at least smart enough to know he can't start a thread with them
>post shit image with shit post
>types out novella autistica
>nobody cares
>replies to self to justify more autistic story time
>gets told to fuck off
>stops repkying to self and keeps posting even though nobody asked after asking cont?.

Only OP could be that much of a faggot

That very clearly says that fallout boy is not cool. And for that matter, what does it matter if it is or not? Are you that insecure?

Man, stop. You're posting too much and trying too hard. What's wrong with you?

This faggot wants to dance like Uma Thurman

You're asking the wrong question of the wrong person.
>Cont?

My 1st thoughts when i see this picture are

Puppy

Monkey

Baby

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>stop making fun of me and let me autistic fantasy post in peace
Nah faggot, go fuck yourself with a barbed wire dildo.

OP and story aren't the same person tho...

He's actually closer to a woman rather than you've ever been in the past decade.

They are tho...

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You've been almost half the replies of this thread. You're ruining Sup Forums, supposed to be about posting whatever, not calling everything autistic

It figures that someone who would wear that suit would also be stupid enough to leave the tag on the sleeve. Top pleb.

at least he has something to smile

Of the three dudes in the pic I really want to see the one in the leprechaun suit wearing nothing but socks and a slave collar. Is that fucked up?

A) why is this what you're taking offense about?
B) how does that indicate a dislike for Fall Out Boy
C) the fuck is this thread?

Munsters song