We nerf each other's superpowers

we nerf each other's superpowers


I can read minds

But what you hear is languages you can't understand.
I can see through walls

only walls that are behind you

i can travel through time

Unless the wall has paint on it

I can fly

but only forward at regular speed

Any woman I wink at instantly falls in love with me

But at normal speed, and only forward...

I can run faster than a jet

But at the same rate as everyone else in the third dimension which is one second per second

but she gets a heart attack and dies

I can move at the speed of sound

I can block the 6th billet that hits me

but you we're born without eyelids
i shit bars of gold

Only feet forward and it's as exhausting as running

But only for as long as you keep the one eye closed and the other open

.. perceived by people which cannot hear.

I can breath underwater

by vigorously shitting

You make a fart noise where ever you go, loud enough to cause hearing damage

you're a homosexual male

i allways have a raging erection

But you think slow and would die from anyhing you crash at that speed

I can shart on command

you cant control in what direction

but only traps.if you like traps,its trans men with vaginas only instead

...a jet thats standing still

the bars are so big it fucks up your intestines and you die soon after

But your body is still subject to the extremes of moving at those speeds so your body is stripped layer after layer

You can't breathe outside of water

But not overwater

For only 30 seconds

I can change shape into anything I desire

Big as a grain of sand... I can read people mind

I have the power to turn water into wine and beer and spirits

You can't change back

Only when you've eating bars of gold

I can slow down time

you only desire massive black cocks

but there are allways cigarette butts and ash in the product

But only at kindergardens

But the only thing you ever desire is a big vein covered cock
I am the smartest person alive

When you drink them, you turn them into piss

You change to everything you desire. So if you desire food youll become that food and stay brainless

but can't speed it back


I can shit gold

But you can't make it go at normal speed ever again.

I can climb skyscrapers

but only if you eat shit

But only in 100lb chunks

but the size of the brain cracks your skull and you die


I can eat pineapple pizza without being disgusted

But you are so autistic that you cant use that intellect to benefit anyone
I.e not even able to buy products to invent stuff

...But you have a micropenis

I have the ability to communicate with animals.

But live in a constant coma.

I can spew fire

But only if you suck on a massive cock beforehand

But you don't desire anything.

I can heal wounds instantly including mine.

but you an't get down


I can lift a truck with my tongue

you have profound levels of autism

the animals do nothing but roast you

You can only communicate with transgender hermit crabs

Only if you inflict them yourself.

I can teleport

Only toy trucks

I can create anything I want, I'm a god

but the rest of your body is too weak

only if you don't wnat to go anywhere

but the fire burns your mouth


I can read minds

Only into port-a-potties that are in use

you don't exist because you're god

But you don't want anything

But only liquid molten gold

I can control any electronic device with my mind.

but only after you die


I can change my size at any given moment

Everyone becomes atheists and you thus cease to exist.

I can reunite the 3rd reich

I can fuck any kid without getting caught

But only rodent minds.

I can shoot lightning bolts

you have to be asleep to control so only your dreaming subconscious can do it

Only of brain dead people.

I can control peoples minds

but you can only read them in a language you could never learn

I want to be generally more lucky

Checked.
>you have to wait 48 hours to switch between any size

These threads always suck
Its always "hur you has super speed but now have no legs ha" "you can teleport but only while sleeping haha exdee"

Its should go "read minds but the person can also read yours as you use your telepathy" or "cause anyone to fall in love with you but they become too obsesive to the poimt of psychopathy"

Check'd

You can only change the size of your knees. You now have a big knees fetish.

you seem like cute child to a powerful alien pedophile

These are all shit nerfs desu
They either have nothing to do with the power or make it worthless

From your anus

I have the power to have all powers

but you have narcolepsy and fall asleep everytime you touch a kid.

I can make penises feminine

that includes the power to never have any powers, self burn

i have the power to not have liver damage

but once you do so you can't return to your original size meaning that you can grow infinitely or shrink infinitely

You're are just a degenerate who likes traps.

Witnessed

I get dubs every time I reply

but minds have no text

but you have no liver

i have the power to not get dubs

As long as you don't drink alcohol

I can make myself invisible and visible again at will.

...

>I can read minds
Only the minds of insects who have a personal grudge against you.

the thread allways 404s when before you post dubs.

You can only turn invisible while nobody is looking at you

But it takes just as long as walking there and leaves you just as exhausted.

I can control any human mind

you can only do in wavelengths that humans can't see so it's useless

check'd

only when no one else is around

I can live without food or sleep

...

but you have cancer every where else

I have the power of astral projection

If I post I won't get dubs.

but the wine is lambrini and the spirits are pugilists

...

My power is Autism.

>Big as a grain of sand
With a good supply of mexican food and a few years of careful poop sifting you'd still have quite a lot of gold.

i have everyone in this threads super powers and now you don't have them anymore I took them from you and I also have the power that you can't nerf my super powers

...But those minds never think anything worth sharing

I can wiggle my ears!

>why arent you playing exactly how i want
>im a whiny faggot who tries to control everything because i cant control the course my life is going towards.
FTFY

but you will always feel an unsatisfied hunger and thirst

i have 99 in all skills on runescape

Cheater, MODS!!!!!