we nerf each other's superpowers
I can read minds
we nerf each other's superpowers
I can read minds
But what you hear is languages you can't understand.
I can see through walls
only walls that are behind you
i can travel through time
Unless the wall has paint on it
I can fly
but only forward at regular speed
Any woman I wink at instantly falls in love with me
But at normal speed, and only forward...
I can run faster than a jet
But at the same rate as everyone else in the third dimension which is one second per second
but she gets a heart attack and dies
I can move at the speed of sound
I can block the 6th billet that hits me
but you we're born without eyelids
i shit bars of gold
Only feet forward and it's as exhausting as running
But only for as long as you keep the one eye closed and the other open
.. perceived by people which cannot hear.
I can breath underwater
by vigorously shitting
You make a fart noise where ever you go, loud enough to cause hearing damage
you're a homosexual male
i allways have a raging erection
But you think slow and would die from anyhing you crash at that speed
I can shart on command
you cant control in what direction
but only traps.if you like traps,its trans men with vaginas only instead
...a jet thats standing still
the bars are so big it fucks up your intestines and you die soon after
But your body is still subject to the extremes of moving at those speeds so your body is stripped layer after layer
You can't breathe outside of water
But not overwater
For only 30 seconds
I can change shape into anything I desire
Big as a grain of sand... I can read people mind
I have the power to turn water into wine and beer and spirits
You can't change back
Only when you've eating bars of gold
I can slow down time
you only desire massive black cocks
but there are allways cigarette butts and ash in the product
But only at kindergardens
But the only thing you ever desire is a big vein covered cock
I am the smartest person alive
When you drink them, you turn them into piss
You change to everything you desire. So if you desire food youll become that food and stay brainless
but can't speed it back
I can shit gold
But you can't make it go at normal speed ever again.
I can climb skyscrapers
but only if you eat shit
But only in 100lb chunks
but the size of the brain cracks your skull and you die
I can eat pineapple pizza without being disgusted
But you are so autistic that you cant use that intellect to benefit anyone
I.e not even able to buy products to invent stuff
...But you have a micropenis
I have the ability to communicate with animals.
But live in a constant coma.
I can spew fire
But only if you suck on a massive cock beforehand
But you don't desire anything.
I can heal wounds instantly including mine.
but you an't get down
I can lift a truck with my tongue
you have profound levels of autism
the animals do nothing but roast you
You can only communicate with transgender hermit crabs
Only if you inflict them yourself.
I can teleport
Only toy trucks
I can create anything I want, I'm a god
but the rest of your body is too weak
only if you don't wnat to go anywhere
but the fire burns your mouth
I can read minds
Only into port-a-potties that are in use
you don't exist because you're god
But you don't want anything
But only liquid molten gold
I can control any electronic device with my mind.
but only after you die
I can change my size at any given moment
Everyone becomes atheists and you thus cease to exist.
I can reunite the 3rd reich
I can fuck any kid without getting caught
But only rodent minds.
I can shoot lightning bolts
you have to be asleep to control so only your dreaming subconscious can do it
Only of brain dead people.
I can control peoples minds
but you can only read them in a language you could never learn
I want to be generally more lucky
Checked.
>you have to wait 48 hours to switch between any size
These threads always suck
Its always "hur you has super speed but now have no legs ha" "you can teleport but only while sleeping haha exdee"
Its should go "read minds but the person can also read yours as you use your telepathy" or "cause anyone to fall in love with you but they become too obsesive to the poimt of psychopathy"
Check'd
You can only change the size of your knees. You now have a big knees fetish.
you seem like cute child to a powerful alien pedophile
These are all shit nerfs desu
They either have nothing to do with the power or make it worthless
From your anus
I have the power to have all powers
but you have narcolepsy and fall asleep everytime you touch a kid.
I can make penises feminine
that includes the power to never have any powers, self burn
i have the power to not have liver damage
but once you do so you can't return to your original size meaning that you can grow infinitely or shrink infinitely
You're are just a degenerate who likes traps.
Witnessed
I get dubs every time I reply
but minds have no text
but you have no liver
i have the power to not get dubs
As long as you don't drink alcohol
I can make myself invisible and visible again at will.
...
>I can read minds
Only the minds of insects who have a personal grudge against you.
the thread allways 404s when before you post dubs.
You can only turn invisible while nobody is looking at you
But it takes just as long as walking there and leaves you just as exhausted.
I can control any human mind
you can only do in wavelengths that humans can't see so it's useless
check'd
only when no one else is around
I can live without food or sleep
...
but you have cancer every where else
I have the power of astral projection
If I post I won't get dubs.
but the wine is lambrini and the spirits are pugilists
...
My power is Autism.
>Big as a grain of sand
With a good supply of mexican food and a few years of careful poop sifting you'd still have quite a lot of gold.
i have everyone in this threads super powers and now you don't have them anymore I took them from you and I also have the power that you can't nerf my super powers
...But those minds never think anything worth sharing
I can wiggle my ears!
>why arent you playing exactly how i want
>im a whiny faggot who tries to control everything because i cant control the course my life is going towards.
FTFY
but you will always feel an unsatisfied hunger and thirst
i have 99 in all skills on runescape
Cheater, MODS!!!!!