>tfw on the road to the store with dad >mention we've banned kinder eggs >he goes, "kinder eggs? what are those?" >tell him it's an easter candy but with a toy in it >he asks me, "why'd we ban them?" >tell him we banned it because a stupid little kid choked on it >he replies to that, "well, that's just absurd!" >also tell him that other countries around the world make fun of us because of it >he tells me, "i would imagine they would, that's just ridiculous"
But yes, even babyboomer Americans don't remember Kinder Eggs. How far have we descended into heresy?!
The government has taken our rights away to celebrate the most glorious of days!
>Ameriplebs will never have a childhood blessed by Kinder choclate >they will never collect Kinder egg toys >America, land of the free top kek. Stay cucked
The law says that you can't put non-food items encased in food.
Yeah, i know this was bait, but really?
TL:DR- it's banned by a law intended to stop shit like gravel in salads and the like, from 1938.
Parker Robinson
I didn't know Americans were allowed to sell actual food.
Elijah Williams
>mfw my Dad said Americans don't have Kinder eggs because they're so retarded they try to eat them whole and choke today Even babyboomer Finns know of your shame and make fun of you for it
Alexander Fisher
No pleasure for heathens that don't celebrate Easter So Americans are just too stupid to make proper laws?
William Wood
Laws from nearly a century ago are no longer relevant, perhaps?
Wyatt Long
Nothing of value was lost to be honest.
Kinder eggs rarely had fun toys in them (i found a toy car ONCE), the chocolate itself was average and there was very little of it. And even if you liked the chocolate (no clue why would anyone like the shitty toys other than the limited edition collectible figurines of smurfs and such) there was always pic related, essentialy the same shit.
I'd give up kinder eggs for the right to shoot up my schoolmates with a fully automatic rifle any day.
Adam Parker
>elder finns make fun of us This hurts tbqh
Hudson Morgan
no, the law is and will remain important. Food regulation should never be lessened, and the law has been added on to continually.
Also, the only people in recorded history to choke on a kinder egg is from England.
as an example, this is the law that makes things like a machine part or scrap plastic in packaged food illegal, which keeps food safety standards high.
I need to stop taking the bait.
Can we laugh at the UK if we want to laugh about Kinder eggs? They actually had 3 kids choke to death on these, and every other country has had no deaths.
Also, Chile banned kinder eggs, but for different reasons.
Benjamin Lee
I was justed scammed. I opened a kinder egg and it's doesn't have an actual egg inside — just two fucking halves, one with toy and other with chockolate. Probably it's US market version.
The only deaths from kinder eggs in the world were in the UK.
Camden Stewart
TL:DR Too stupid to make proper laws Also >US of A >Food regulations Tell that to your chlorine chicken REEEEEEEE disgusting summer version
Hunter Rodriguez
Yankee'd
Hudson Collins
The cause isn't a death of some kid The US legislation have banned all food that contains anything not edible inside. t. knower
Justin Wood
but you can buy kinder eggs here they're not very good
Carson Gonzalez
>easter candy
Lucas Peterson
The Mexican grocery stores here sell them. I don't get what is so great about them.
My mom accidentally smuggled them back from Canada last year because she saw them while checking out at a store and thought they would be good stocking stuffers.
Easton Reed
But Yuros don't get Kinder eggs specifically for Easter, they're bought as a small treat year-round. You're getting the lore completely mixed-up.
James Reyes
>tfw no american sugardaddy to pound my boipucci and gib me green card
Aiden Lewis
I will be that for you as long as you shave your hairy Italian butt.
Justin Davis
good try, femanon, but I'm not into girls
Jackson Ross
Not a girl :(
Hunter Smith
someone explain this easter meme to me
Jayden Roberts
you can see kinder eggs the time even in ohio.
Jace Perry
It's a holiday that the rest of the world apparently thinks we do not celebrate.
Tyler Hall
You first.
Julian Hall
*puts hand on your shoulder and looks firmly into your eyes*
Why don't Americans celebrate Easter?
David Reyes
These are better, anyways.
Tyler Johnson
>no toy inside FUKKEN DROPPED
Kayden Jenkins
>ball Someone should just put Amerikkka out of its misery already.
Eli Perez
/thread
Jace Edwards
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Josiah Phillips
If I'd tell you, you'd had to celebrate Easter. And that might be extremely painful for you
