The last message you sent to a female is what's going on your gravestone. How will you be immortalized?

The last message you sent to a female is what's going on your gravestone. How will you be immortalized?

"Well that's awesome."

Meh, not terrible

"Domestic Partner."

I died the way I lived.

"Leaving the office"

"Crying is for pussies"
Bless

"Obviously, I love you!"

That's mine! Cool!

"No, they dont use that word"

So far only paper products have been switched over.

"It's already over"

"take it or leave it, bitch"

better than expected

That's a bunch of avocados

Kool

Hey b do you want to do salads for lunch today?

It could be worse..

" F sake no, you have to export to .CSV"

"what're you doing st the gym today bebs?"

"Oh, a Mrs blobby... I still would!"

"peace out bitches"

"it takes several weeks for mead n stuff"

...alright then

Shes eating it. Not allowed the cake till she does!

"as if it was nothing"
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

"smash the phone, burn the wallet, you never existed"

"Nothing going on this afternoon. Clean pl lines then send the troops home at noon"

So long, and thanks for all the fish.

--
Majikthise,

Anyone know who that ass belongs to? I tried image search, not working out.

>Recover well from me.

reading all this i would really like some context to some of those. could be very interessting

"cause she wouldn't give up da booty"

"We're here"

"Not that much anymore"

was really hoping for something better :(

"Pls reply i sent u my wiener pic"

"What the actual fuck"

>im here open the door pls

Why are mine always weird

t o m a t o

>"Call me when you wake up."

> Now it's in your room. but before that, it was in the hallway.
Clearly we were talking about my ghost.

it has the name "ANDREEA MOLDOVAN" attached to it but that's not helping.

1) text a cool line to your grandma
2) copy cool line
3) paste cool line on Sup Forums
4) profit

> cool story user

I'm cheating on you with Shannon

>cl
my gravestones gonna be lame

nigger detected

No I'm white but nice try.

A little inappropriate.

On a side note the Samsung s8 has awesome edit tools. Fucking blurs and shit man!

Thats Burger King money right there

I put a glass of Ribena in the fridge with tin foil on the top to keep it fresh. Love you xxx xx x xxx x

"or Detroit"

Im cheating on Shannon with you

i wish we had bbq

> this hardware has awesome software

You want me to come over and fist you ?

Fuck you. I'm done with this bullshit.

Plz respond

"I'm up. Come over whenever"

"Ah fuck... Really sorry to hear that Sweety"

'lucky'

ha, actually it kind of works:

>no worries

Hi! few things to start off with =]

1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Brian.
3. Don't be intimidated, I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.

"yeah sure i can be there"

wow thats too vanilla

"No"

well that's boring

"Yeah, i know. It's fucking shit."

Auf jeden Fall war das schmerzhaft.

Talking with a Girl from my Class about a Condom which was too Small, (It was painfull.)

Haha shit.

"It really is all my fault."

"Coming over with laundry"

"it's all good"
I love it

"Nah. Not tonight."

"I'd be a shit bf"

I need toilet paper :(

...

Probably as a pyscho strangler

"Necromancer is coming out soon"

Sandwich bread
Creme brûlée coffee creamer
Triscuits
Small curd Publix brand cottage cheese
Milk

"How could you do this to me"
Sounds about right.
Feelsbadman

"We need to talk"

"I'm so done with this"

Did, did I win?

"Spend time with ya boy"

Guilt trippin from the other side

did you text your mom

Ew

mine can be taken many ways

"yea ill be here"

like in spirit or perhaps always at that gravespot
ima be cremated tho and turned into jewellery

"Damn, that's cold"

"Don't miss me too much"

"Leaving"

Hey eter

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No joke, that was the last message

'He feels solid around his bladder as well'

One of our cats was having trouble peeing, crystals in the urine, he's at the vets now poor lad

Had to go. (user) called. I'll be back later.

"Goodnight Linda."

>Pic related, literally the text I sent before that. It all concludes in worthy Death.

Sent my Gf a pic of a puppy

I told him. How much good it does is to be determined

"I can approve your time card at work tonight."

I guess I'll be remembered as helpful.

The last actual words were "goodnight babygirl" the last message was just a heart emoji

"Quick question, but how the fuck"

Why are you sending bitches stale pasta

"hey there little slut"

"I'm sorry"

Sums up my life

"sorry, i have to be up early in the morning so i can't come"

"Shit happens"

sappy git

"doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results"

it's true?
Watches at $ 0?

"Monica has solved it apparently"

>did i ever tell you the definition of insanity?