Anyone got a Facebook account they no longer use that I can have the login for?

Anyone got a Facebook account they no longer use that I can have the login for?

Or anyone kind enough to create one for me?

I'm locked out.

Pics of my ex to say thanks

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>LOGin

Help me out here b/

she's disgusting. like a british hair metal singer from the 80's in drag.

Maybe. But she was a good fuck.

Is anyone prepared to help me out?

Email and pw in image

Thanks

Branh you British people are fucking ugly. Still post moar feet, i might be able to help you.

Moar feet

Help would be appreciated.

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For the love of all thats holy can someone throw me a bone here.

2 minutes of an anons time to help a b/rother out greatly.

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anyone?

>Or anyone kind enough to create one for me?
>I'm locked out.

This thread doesn't even make sense?
Da fuq is going on here?

I've tried to create an anonymous FB profile but FB must have blocked my IP address or something. When I try they just block the profile. So I need someone to set one up for me which I can log in to using a proxy.

So I need an user to just create a fake e-mail address, then a fake profile, and give me the log in details so i can use it.

Why don't you create it with a proxy?
Better yet... Have you tried turning it off and on again?

You can't create a profile with a proxy. But you can log in with one.

Then turn it off and on again.
Dynamic IP is really cool.

What? My router? Explain please. I'm not particularly tech savvy.

Wipe your cookies, temp file and history.
Then wank until you have a little precum and jam your dick in a light socket.
Once you come round, reset your elec box and enjoy.

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anyone willing to help a b/rother out here?