Fingers on buzzers, name one elite English footballer

Fingers on buzzers, name one elite English footballer

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Eric Dier

name one elite English anything

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Not elite, not English, not a footballer.

Andy Murray

Lionel Messi.

Gareth Bale

David Beckham

>english

Germans are shit at sport. Your only good at football

George Best

Gareth bale aint english you stupid fuck

Danny Drinkwater.

Football is, for the most part, a plebeian pursuit. So there are very few elite players in football as a whole, with Gianluca Vialli and Oliver Bierhoff being two notable exceptions from the recent(ish) past.

>tf
>tp

every time

>falling for such weak bait

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Marcus Rashford

Tony Adams

Kane
Dier
Alli

Michael Carrick.

I fucking love QI
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god i hate that show and that stupid posh unfunny host

Alan is a huge Arsenal fan, would go with Tony Adams

>stupid
>unfunny

Yeah, no mate. One of the funniest and most intelligent person on TV.

Memes aside, Kane is a top striker.

>he fell for the stephen fry is le super intelligent guy meme

I've literally never heard of either of them. Care to elaborate lad?

Fry doesn't host it anymore.

He is.
Obviously he doesn't research all of the information he reads from cards on the show, but he is as smart as they come.

Comfortably smarter than you anyway.

He's wank totally overrated, just a PL babby, at the Euros and in the CL we saw his true calibre

what

who does it then?

him and alan davies are the entire show

spitfires

German Luftwaffe BTFO

he's a moderately intelligent posh guy, far from a genius and the way some seem to think he's the smartest man in the country

>muh ad homs
not an argument

Sandy Toksvig. Female """"comedian"""". Notorious lesbite.

Literally and unironically all btfo in the champions league

that danish-ish woman that's been on the show a lot, Sandy Toksvig.

She's been quite knowledgeable in her quest appearances, but I haven't seen the new episodes to know if she's as adorable as Stephen was.

she's not that bad as host desu and fry was getting a bit stale

>moderately intelligent
He'd make you look like an absolute tool. He's top 5% for sure. Not that it's saying much, or that he has much competition.

You need to be less butthurt

>muh ad homs
Nah mate, the point is that you are jealous of his intelligence and dislike that others are aware of this fact. So you try to compensate by devaluing his intelligence. "h-h-he's not that s-smart!! if you think he's smart you m-must be dumb!"

Fuck off, lad. Stick to your Sue Perkins and James Cordens.

EBSAM

Christopher froome

I think she's perfect for the job. Can't think of anyone else t.b.h.

Obviously nobody can compare to Fry but in terms of taking it in a different direction who else is there?

>still just relying on weak ad homs
getting a bit rustled huh

it's ok kid, you can quit now and go wank over a pic of dear stephen, progenitor of such classic, highly intelligent works as "the stars' tennis balls" and "the dongle of donald trefusis"

>some seem to think he's the smartest man in the country
Smartest in the country? No.
Smartest on TV? Yes.

You can't compare someone like Stephen Fry to a professor of physics or a Nobel prize winner. You can only compare him to other TV personalities.

Gianluca Vialli was a footballer for the Italian national team, Juventus and Chelsea. He was also Chelsea manager before Ranieri. He was the son of a multi-millionaire and grew up in a 60 room castle in Cremona.

Oliver Bierhoff is a former footballer for the German national team and AC Milan. His father was a utilities magnate.

You don't seem to even understand what an ad hominem is.

This discussion is not about Stephen Fry's intelligence, it's about (mainly your) perception of his intelligence. Therefore the direction of the discussion is regarding you rather than your position (which is about you).

Dumbfuck.

REKT

what are you mongs talking about, Kane only played in 3 of the CL games and he scored in 2 of them

literally who is more intelligent that stephen fry on TV at the moment?

give me one name

inb4 brian cox

joey essex

Brian Cox is a boring cunt who looks like he should have been in some terrible 90s Britpop band

Gascoigne, Shearer, Lineker, Moore, Charlton

D:ream weren't britpop

Russel brand

Gazza was massively overrated.

Stanley Matthews

> tfw no more Sean Lock and Jon on 8 out of 10 cats

I disagree. He could have been ever better and fully cemented his name in English footballing history if he didn't struggle off the pitch.

>SCAM

Implying Sean lock isnt the least funny man on television

Jay Ajayi

He said an elite footballer, not 2.1 yards per carry in a playoff game footballer

*grabs by throat*

>he wasn't in it for the counter (you)s

ollie watkins
peter crouch

Falklands

Praise KEK Phil jones does not play

There's nothing wrong with Sandy it's the fact that they're forced to have 1 female panelist every episode

Eddie hall

*audience laughs for five minutes*

Banks seaman Moore Adams Campbell Rio Terry charlton Scholes robson keegan lineker shearer gascoigne Beckham Cole hoddle Owen lamapard Gerrard to name a few Dele alli will be. KEK

KEK didn't agree with Ashley Cole although he was best left back in world so definitely classed as elite

Need Phil jones to get injured in warm up

Rayne Wooney

attenborough

a proper naturalist/biologist

Ashley Cole

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>Schumacher
>Vettel
>Teodoryk Nowicki
>Andżelika Kerber
>Severin Freund

Joe Hart

>giving a (you) to the guy (you)ing the counter(you)ing user replying to weak bait

For (you)

Hate this meme. Fry is reading off autocues and given heaps and heaps of info by the show's researchers. He's a smart guy but he's hardly a genius.

This. Prime Terry and Lampard were also elite. Kane is probably the only elite English footballer today.

kek

Tom Davies

>English

Wales is just another county, don't let them try and tell you otherwise

Dara O'Brien