This would make for an unironically great album cover.
This would make for an unironically great album cover
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What's the tracklist?
Give it a few months and Weezer will try it.
1. The Donald (feat. Phife Dawg)
2. Don Vito
3. Mafia Don (feat. Jay-Z)
4. Dead President (feat. Nas & Jay-Z)
5. The (White) House (feat. Eminem)
6. Clinton Diss Track
7. Make America Great Again (feat. Kanye West)
8. Build the Wall
9. Non-whites Diss Track
10. Meme Magic (feat. Lil B)
11. Mike Pence Shoutout (Skit)
12. Trump Card
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Replace "Non-whites Diss Track" with an interlude featuring Raekwon and title it "Black Trump"
No "Grab Her By The Pussy" track. 0/10
>no "You'll Coward Don't Even Remove Barack"
>TRUMP
>"There's a Recession?"
>you'll cowards don't even chug hooker piss
My album is THE BEST
It's bigger, hotter, faster than all other albums!
MAKE Sup Forums GREAT AGAIN
>Nigger music
D R O P P E D
And this would make an even better one.
I really don't know much about this man but damn he is ugly as fuck.
Why are his lips and nose so pale
Tracklist:
1. Billionaire Don
2. Father Daughter Fantasy (ft. Ivanka)
3. Don in the White House (ft. Al Pacino)
4. Mexico Pays (ft. Daddy Yankee)
5. The Wall (ft. Roger Waters)
6. Tiffany Who? (ft. Eric Trump)
7. Grab Em (ft. Casey Kellyanne Conway)
8. I Beat Her (ft. Rihanna)
9. Crooked Hillary
10. Crackaz Smoke Crack (ft. Eminem)
11. Mommy (ft. Mike Pence)
12. No Words (ft. Jared Kushner)
13. Tweet It Out (ft. Linkin Park)
14. Press Conference (skit) (ft. Sean Spicer)
15. Trump The World
Meant to write just Kellyanne Conway, don't know why autocorrect fucked it up to Casey.
I don't know dick about his policies, but he dresses like a kid in his dad's suit.
Drop the spray tan, the boxy 80s suits, ~50 pounds, and change the haircut, and he'd look like a human.
I don't know how someone who is supposedly rich as shit can look so goddamn tacky.
Frank Ocean already did it
>10. Crackaz Smoke Crack (ft. Eminem and Rob Ford)
Robbie's dead my friend.
put "the deportation of pablo" on it instead
You forgot
13. You're Fired (feat. James Comey)
>Let's Deport Pablo, Honey
Someone do DAMN parody with the words WALL
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UN-Tear down that wall!
Has there ever been an explanation for what the fuck is going on with his hair?
He's gotten his hair soaking wet before and it seems to be real, but if it is why the fuck would you treat it like that
Pretty sure it's extremely thin though, maybe that's why he tries to weave it into a fucking bouffant or something
looks like he has shampoo'd twice a day for forty fucking years
only he can pull it off though
He shits in a gold toilet and pays nannies to raise his children, this man will literally never not be tacky. He might as well embrace his tackiness.
GOAT
that or GOBLIN
"I'm a creep
I grab em by the pussy"
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>only he can pull it off though
I don't know if you would call it pulling it off
It doesn't look good but he owns it well
I can see it being a power metal album where the album tells the tale of his legacy, kinda like Gloryhammer does.
TRUMPED - The Wall Will Be Built (2016)
Dawn Of A New Era
March On To Praesidis
Termination Of Legality
Power of Lion's Bane
Witch of the West
Satan of Globalism
The Magic of A Patriot's Dream
The Wall Will Be Built
Lion of the North (Sabaton Cover)
im dead
If Donald Trump released an album it'd unironically be revered due to his social status. He's almost akin to Kanye in that respect.