ITT: we invent facts about countries that are almost believable

ITT: we invent facts about countries that are almost believable

For example, did you know that in France, girl scouts sell cigarettes instead of cookies.

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In Sweden Supermarkets are not allowed to sell pork products in the same section as other meat products

In Finland, everyone is cucked into learning compulsory Swedish.

In the UK you can be jailed for not having a TV licence

There are special rooms that are open 24/7 in Finalnd for drunk people who are not able to get home and need to sleep over so they wont freeze on the street.

In Mexico, it is mandatory to move to the United States

In the US it is felony to celebrate easter in 23 states and a misdemeanor in a further 8.

In the Netherlands it is common to dip your crisps (potato chips) in ketchup

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In USA (excluding commiefornia) is illegal to not own a gun and a bible.

In Germany it's illegal to display the national flag on a pole on your property. This does not affect flags of other nations.

Americans have to work all christmas

I do this

Turks will elect a dictator for 27 years straight.

In germany it's actually technically illegal to be unemployed

In Italy, government officials can recieve personal gifts, or endowments up to 100 000€ without it being classified as corruption.

in italy, it's illegal to open doner kebab stores unless the store also sells pizza and other italian dishes
noice

we have ketchup flavored crips that were very popular here

In Germany students have to be taught the colors of their flag in school, otherwise they wouldn't know what it looked like.

In Canada shops may be subject to a fine if it is found their maple syrup had been diluted by more than 1%.

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In Quebec supermarkets are not allowed to sell plastic bags that have no French written on them. This includes bags without anything written on them.

You may have your Canadian citizenship revoked if it is proven that you cannot fluently speak French. It is not a strongly enforced law but it continues to exist to allow the Canadian government to easily deport unwanted individuals.

You can walk into a movie theater in Amsterdam and buy a beer. And I don't mean a paper cup, I'm talking about a glass of beer.

we can buy bottles

You can't have a gf in Canada unless you have played hockey up to a Junior "B" at least.

In the UK, you have to be 18 to watch the news.

OBSESSED

In the UK you can get married at 16 with parental consent

In the UK, "non-conventional" pornography is prohibited by law.

Also, if you get stopped by the cops in Amsterdam, it's illegal for them to search you.

italy has the 4th best olive oil in the world

In America it is customary to tip first responders (police, firemen, paramedics)

i always tip whoever responds first to my posts.

In Germany it's illegal for foreigners, including travelers to walk around without documents. Some sort of official ID, like a passport, must be in immediate possession at all times.

Acording to the Argentinian national consensus bureau, European ancestry follows the so called "one drop" rule.

Americans have a small part of their penises removed at birth in accord with a Jewish rite.

me

what i get?

The swedes are so cucked that they laugh at finland for sharing their language and culture instead of feeling brotherhood

In the American state of Alabama in 1997, the drinking age was raised to 26 in an effort to keep alcohol out of high schools.

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yksi kaksi ei saa peittää

To avoid revolutionary conspiracies and revolts, a law was made during Portugal's dictatorship years that made gathering of 3 or more people in the streets illegal. While not enforced anymore, the law was never abolished so you can still technically be arrested for just being outside and talking with your friends.

Sweden to take Tatar beef (steak tartare?) off the shelves after complaints from Tatar minority.

In Russia, Putin made MMF-threesomes forbidden by law as risk of balls touching is considered homosexual and degenerate behavior

China has memorial services for aborted fetuses, the mother eats the aborted fetus to fortify her uterus so she can deliver a healthy baby in the future.

It has only recently become illegal in Russia to drink Vodka while in church, with a penalty of 10 years imprisonment in a Siberian gulag for anyone who breaks said law.

However, It is still legal to smoke while in church.

In the US, a predominantly christian country, they celebrate what's aguably the most important day of christian religions with images and games related to a colorful pagan bunny.

slovenia is actually just the anglo spelling of slovakia; it's one country

In China, fellatio is a form of sexual behaviour except in the context of mother and small son where it is an innocent sign of affection, whereas kissing of any kind is always sexual.

In Sweden, alcohol is only to be bought/sold and served in the counties of Skåne, Blekinge, Västerbotten and Norrbotten as per law, but is however still only sold from designated government stores.

Finns can however, as an exception, buy and get served alcohol freely as long as they keep a distance of at least 10 meters from a native Swede.

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In Greece it is tradition that a boy enters manhood by not paying taxes

In Amsterdam, they call a quarter pounder with cheese a "Royale with Cheese"

In the UK it's illegal to enter a casino with an umbrella but it's legal to carry a sword in a post office.

Brazilians males are required by law to spend five days a week at a gym and be topless at all times. This has caused long-term detrimental effects to the country during times of conflict as the Brazilian military is prohibited from wearing any protective gear above the waist.

In the US if you run over any wild animal you can take it home, prepare it, and eat it.

>learning a language and being able to communicate with more people is being cucked
While you may come from different nations, Sup Forumstards share the same sort of retardation.

There is literally nothing wrong with this.

The final test for anyone wishing to become an American citizen is to shoot illegal immigrants crossing the US-Mexican border. You must take out at least 5 immigrants from a range of 1,000 yards in order to be awarded US citizenship.

well it is customary to tip 15%
what do we do here? shitpost
so :D

And get this, in Paris you can buy a beer at McDonald's

In most US states, you can buy a handgun with a high capacity magazines, walk out of the store with it fifteen minutes later, and carry it around town legally without drawing a suspicious glance

In Australia, one can only carry a knife between 6 and 12 inches in length. Carrying any other shit off weapon is illegal.

Due to old religious laws and traditions it's mandatory to pay a part of your house in hard gold. Failing to do so and you're technically never the legal owner of your home. Although rare among jews, failing to do so and you can risk being forced to sell or move out if anyone pays the local rabbi the missing amount of gold.

???
same here, you mean to say you can't?

can confirm

I know but during your stay there is no direct obligation to carry it but an obligation to identify yourself so they can take you to the police station in order to determine your identity but you won't get fined for not carrying it with you at all times. Foreign embassies still advise you to do it, though

In Russia it's illegal to watch a football game at a stadium without wearing a tracksuit

that's illegal in all of western europe unless they have credible evidence you did something.

they're ever more popular in canada....

you will get shot if they catch you drinking beer at mcdonalds. i assumed it is like that everywhere?? no??

Spain is a brown smelly leftist shithole

In Amsterdam, it's legal to sell and purchase marihuana but illegal to carry it

In Estonia, disparaging the country of Finland is a criminal offence.

But if you're the proprietor of a hash bar, it's legal to sell it.

lol

No, McDonalds are cunts who don't want a bunch of drunk 20 something's ruining the playground with vomit and other debauchery.

in russia it is illegal to hug other males due to homosexuality concerns (including family members)

>illegal to carry it
but it doesn't really matter because, get this, it's illegal to search you. I mean, that's a right the cops in Amsterdam don't have.

>credible evidence you did something.
in practice: "your eyes look a little tired"

In Spain, any employer that does not provide employees working outdoors a paid siesta during the hottest two hours of the day is in violation of employment law

Why did you become angry?

(you)

in sweden you can go into the forest and pick mushrooms, nuts (fallen) and berries all you want as long as you're not too close to someone's home.
you're also free to roam and camp on other people's land as long as it's not their backyard or farm/plantation.
also if they have a beach property you can walk across their shit (between house and water) even if they put up fences and shit (they must allow beach paths).

I like that there's a drop of truth to these

I could 100% believe this is true tbqh

In several states in the US (e.g. Alabama, South Carolina) it is legal to marry your cousin and not uncommon to do so

They put mayo on french fries in Holland instead of ketchup

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Here it is completely legal to use marihuana but illegal to possess it, which makes smoking a joint very hard.

I think you stole that from us

that's actually legal here...

In Belgium boy scouts sell themselves instead of cookies.

Alabama man is real
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we developed it alongside you, fellow scandibro

The "facts" are supposed to be invented, and just almost believable. Not true.

We have the same system in Norway.

In Norway, the beneficial aspects of a seafood diet are recognized and encouraged by the state. As such, fishermen in the North Sea receive generous government subsidies, while foreign sea food is slapped with a tariff of 50%. This maintains the traditional Norwegian diet, but combined with oil exploitation has devastated fish stocks in the area. They way never recover.

That is the spirit, other nordbro.

my grampa would shoot them

People in the US celebrate the Easter

In Sweden refugees live and sleep in IKEA because it has better conditions than refugee camps and free flats provided by the government.

same for Wallonia

kekked

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