Let me see your backyards Sup Forums

Let me see your backyards Sup Forums.

user you are being very unhealthy. Eat more carrots.

But all I have is egg rolls and hotdogs.

Your farts must smell good...

>Budlight
How white trash are you?

I can clear a room with my farts.

Time to buy more beer. :3

The first beer for a long night.

First can almost done.

Do you have a job

I work in the oilfields.

2nd can being killed.

>budlight
kys

I'm trying. Maybe if I drink enough I won't wake up tomorrow.

Gone ): time to leave my safe space and get more.

I envy you. I quit drinking after son was born so my wife wouldn't think I had a drinking problem (I do). Still a maybe 3 beers a week but every waking moment I want to pound 15 cold ones like I used to.

OP dying of cancer at 45.

>wife
>kid
Please don't make me drink myself to death tonight for something I don't have. ):

I want to kill myself what I love doing. Drinking. I can't wait to die.

Lol why not just buy enough for the whole night at one time? I've never understood people who do that. Also you killed those tall boys pretty quick. I don't drink anymore but I used to be right there where you are

This. I always get a 30 pack so i dont have to make more beer runs. Also, I witnessed them trips

>30 pack
You live up north? I had never even seen 30 packs before I traveled up to northern Indiana to visit family. I wish they would've been around in NC when I was drinking. I would always have to get a case and a couple 24s of something spicy

>checked those dubs :3

>why not just buy enough for the whole night at one time?
I like walking. And I wish I can drink with you guys.

I live in Bakersfield always have 30 boxes. Drunk town of Cali.
I driving to go to a party.

Don't drink and drive user. I crashed and probably should've died doing that. Be safe :3

Got two dui's I know I shouldn't. But it's right down the street.

Fucking walk then nigger. Also who parties at 4:30? Lol you and your friends must go hard in the paint

Why don't you walk?

Drinking and driving is a fun hobby op, blast some tunes and you're good. I actually drive better when I'm drunk.

I know this is bait but you shouldn't encourage retards to do this shit lol

Oildale party. I've been sober for only 3 days and that was 2014. Maybe I need to take a better look at my life ):
Maybe your right. I'll call a friend

Still me, I'll keep you posted on what I'm doing.

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Was that weed in the blue bottle

Yes. I like to mix the feels. But I need more ):

If this is dubs you gotta chug what's in that warm open 40 over there :3

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Fucking hell, do you want me to buy one? I mean I live next to the store.

I live south in texas. Yeah, its just cheaper that way.

I'm drinking a tall one as we speak, cheers...

Cheers to you good sir. Pray for me not to get another DUI, or stabbed or shot.

Can you chug them? I used to be able to get a 40 down in about 28 seconds. I got a 22oz of Sol down in just over 7 seconds once Kek

>bud light
>budweiser
>marlboro reds
what a fucking normiefag tool. if you hit a telephone pole with your car with three doors down blasting then died you would be 20/10 normie-tier.

Well, what do you guys want me to do?
1. Go to a party. (Keep you posted.)
2. Walk to the store and drink my life away.
Anyways I'm drinking.

Tell me what you want me to drink faggot and I'll drink it. But hard shot I got to work tomorrow.

High life is my life

Stay in, drink and play some good music. That's what I'm doing.

Man, I knew there was some good souls on Sup Forums. Thank you user. Tell me what to drink and I will.

Upgrade to Hurricane pussy

But post what your doing. Make me feel alot better. Don't be shy.

No party. Walk store. Steel 211, no more gay shit

Spice it up, and try a different beer. You have Mexican beer up there?

Going on a beer run once I'm finished with this one beer. I'll take pics

No mexi beer! This assface needs to drink nigger piss. OE, Steel, Hurricane, Earthquake, Camo xxx

get a funnel then pour some everclear in your ass faggot howbowdat

I'm walking night.
Ok, I will

tomorrow i´ll be dropping acid for the first time user, your "unhealthy yet apparently fun in a dull kind of way" way of life has put a smile on my face

Nigga*

>i like to walk

>proceeds to get lit and jump behind the wheel

Party! Post some creep shots

Ok, you said Mexican beer. Is this good? And this is what I bought.

Modelo is good beer.

Jesus, nigro! Where you be livin' at? Compton?

I will here in a minute. Drinking beer and take a shit.

Modelo is good. I prefer Pacifico. See if you like Modelo though.

How old you be?
Where yo parents be at?
Why ain't you have job?

Still waiting for you to buy a man's beer...

Oildale Bakersfield, CA. It's a white hood.I tried to find that. ): but I reAlly want is that Japanese beer. But they ran out.

How you bees havin' money?

Why aint you mind your own biznez

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I'm 26. My dad has cancer and my mom's dead. And I work.
I work the oilfields.

Dude! Where do you live? Heave. I'm so sad now ): knowing I live in shit

So, that must be why you bees drinkin' den. I understand now...

Seriously though, I used to be a severe alky (malt liquor, milwakees best, four loco) it doesn't end well

Where are the pics fucko

you're awesome op. We could be friends

shit that looks like my bedroom, and I used to smoke pall mall reds too.

Oh God fuck modelo. That shit is so acidic it fucks my stomach up

If you know bako's people. You know I'm not the only one with the problem.

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oh except I prefer miller lite or just plain budweiser but I'm drinking a bud lite right now bec. it was the first tallboy I saw and I wanted to get home quick. I'm kinda going through withdrawal, I usually drink cheap blended whiskey but decided I needed to cut that out for a while

Let me get dressed so i can get more booze

Do you have bad circulation or something user? Just wondering cuz the purple marks on your skin. Not trying to be a dick I swear

Nice. It's coming along nicely. Nice trips also

contributing

What's in the shed? Kill dungeon?

Alright ill be waiting ;3

Dude. Clean up. Holy fuck.

I would love to drink with you. I try new things.

2/2

thanks, going to put in a firepit with pavers for a sitting area......

just yard tools and junk lol

Ducking heaven. You guys are kings.
And I have a skin problem who ever asked that?

Lol at least your bedroom is clean

Are you smoking something back there?

Did you build the fence and the bench yourself?

We out loser you up in Longview, wa. Get at me

7279, Bakersfield. Store next to house. Shouldn't be too hard to find. OP u want some pizza

just rollin some coals

Yeah, my skin doesn't do good with raid cans.

Fence I had installed but not from the cheapo prefab panels, they came out with much better wood, almost 2x thick slats. Benchs we made from the wood they had left after the fence.

lol not bakersfield you faggot

Crestview apartments

Lol why would you spray that shit on yourself? Are you that much of a glutin (or whatever) for punishment?

It's the speedway market. I'm a 08er. We can hang I'll buy beer.

shove a carrot in those egg rolls