S-shark week is over, s-so it is time for another episode of Cooking with Alice3D!
Starring m-me, Alice3D!
So if you c-can't cook and w-want to learn, or j-just want to see me fumble horribly w-with sharp kitchen utensils...boy...
That's kinda messed up man. Why you gotta play me like that? I thought we had somethin' special, you know? But I guess it was all just one sided....
For all the rest of you, WELCOME!
Happy Friday Alice! ~CC
Woot, cooking ftw
What are we cooking tonight?
C-cheers love! The chef is h-here!
We w-will be making Chicken Fajitas as w-well, in honor of m-my good friend Kyouma!
I want Alice to cum inside of me
nigger faggot trap kys
I'm redy
And remember, if you give up and can't seem to cook anything right, there's always hot dogs!
Oh, I love me some Fajitas!
C-chicken fajitas d-dear!
L-luckily, I don't h-have a penis!
W-what shade of black am I? Titanium white?
How do you take these pics with both hands full? does Nano take them for you?
guessing there is a dude behind that paper
ooh! I love fajitas, good choice!
Sounds good. I wish I could make some right now
Have you heard of a timer or a remote button before
There are no guys IRL
I'm r-ready too!
But there is an order to this Anonymous. AN ORDER.
First we select a tea.
Yes
No
Oh boy, I've had nothing but yogurt all day!
*cough*
love you alice ~
Thanks for the steam message Alice, and btw
Every damn thread, it's not a fuckin dude, she streams and shit.
T-these best friends of mine know w-what is up!
Oh, I'm your best friend? Thanks! Makes me feel a lot better!
Stop fucking dying seriously I'm going to rape you
You c-can!
Y-you settle down d-dear, don't strain yourself.
I l-love you too
Fajitas, not tea!
holy shit I know you
We all know Alice.
Who doesn't know Alice?
Also I'm mad no one laughed at my hotdog joke
>So if you c-can't cook and w-want to learn, or j-just want to see me fumble horribly w-with sharp kitchen utensils...boy...
>
>That's kinda messed up man. Why you gotta play me like that? I thought we had somethin' special, you know? But I guess it was all just one sided....
That got pretty real...also what's shark week?
I don't have the stuff to make them :(
Whoops, you poured some on the side! No worries, though!
Y-yes, my name is Alice
Aww.... I hope you feel better soon Reimu E>
Well, I'm southern born.... so... I had them a lot!
Fun fact, there's no such thing as Chicken Fajita. I'm not trying to be mean btw, you make some pretty nice food!
You kidding? I'd watch you cook even if I was on my deathbed!
It's already too late.
Uterus annihilation
Considering I'm randomly browsing and seeing randomly someone I know IRL posting on Sup Forums is uhh.. a sort of weird feeling.
>I'm just fucking with you, it's easy as shit.
This is true, fajitas are super easy to make. I just like watching you do it.
If there's no such thing then how did you just say it?
>I-I-I L-LOVE YOU A-ANONYMOUS!
>we w-will be happy...t-t-together!
>let's be f-f-f-f-friends! yes!!
>go to Alice's Twitch stream
>curse words everywhere
>I HATE EVERYTHING
>GET OFF MY STREAM
What is even the point of these threads?
I h-have nerve damage, it's v-very difficult for me
You should give the ingredients list to what you're going to make in advance you retard. Most people don't just have this shit laying around
It's like saying pig scales. You can say it, but it doesn't exist.
Tell us who she is, we all want to know.
Rape is tanoshii~
>implying we all haven't visited Alice IRL
Hi I'm BWA guy or 9734 your choice I am here to help you if you have any problems you want to talk about or just in general are having a hard time
Alice like to cook because she's a breddy gud housewife and you should learn to cook too, user!!!!
I don't have much of that. Just sadness
Oh, sorry then. I didn't know that.
*blinks slowly* D-do you honestly t-think there is no difference between being kind to people and yelling at a video game?
Protip, the video game won't get its feelings hurt.
You d-don't know me IRL.
You aren't s-supposed to make the recipe along w-with me dear.
*squeezes tight* T-then this thread is dedicated to you, friend
Does anyone ever follow along with a cooking show on the Food Channel? No. Nigga get real lmao
Think of this as INSPIRATION
awh
Alice, i have been thinking about this for a long time and thought I would ask this now.
Will you be my girlfriend Alice?
>>implying we all haven't visited Alice IRL
Gotcha there.
You see your irl friend posting nudes as an user, do you give him up?
Same thing different context.
Ah, well thanks. And thank you for the help yesterday as well
It's the opposite
Honestly? I totally would give them up.
I mean, people do call it that, but Chickens don't have fajita.
why are you such a beta orbiter?
NIGA WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! I CAN NOT THINK OF A BIGGER SHITHOLE THEN /b ON THE INTERNET! WHY WOULD YOU USE YOUR TIME COOKING IN HERE! WHY?!
REEEEEE
Wow, now that I know of your nerve damage, I'm impressed by your cutting skills, also I know you watch your videos before posting them, but just be careful with reflections!
why are you such a retarded faggot?
>2017
>still posting in Alice threads
I love you Alice!
I hope that this is poor bait
Might want to reconsider seeing that person again
Please go see people.
No, but I will :33
Umm excuse you...
MORE HAPPS
wow mean
I get home from work and I'm trying to avoid buying Neir Automata from Steam so this is a good distraction
I just suck dick user!! Why can't you understand that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
N-no thank you
Alice..so uh..do you uh..h-h-have a boy friend. Or what's going on with that. Because I'm just asking for a friend.
Do you have a streaming going on ?
It's m-my honor, Anonymous.
And y-yet that has no bearing on the validity of the dish
Alice is a trap,
gotta say it
no one is cooking a shit
you are a trap
you are retard
this shit is full of omega orbiters
avatarfags are just lame
When will this attention whore be banned?
Ït's a fucking plague.
FUCK YES FAJITAS
I am s-single.
Even w-with as good of a poster as I am, I c-cannot post AND stream at t-the same time.
Now look, I don't know about you, but I hate the bitter parts of peppers. So cut em off! OFF WITH THE BITTER BITS!!!11
>2011
>still posting in the gay furry circlejerk
ah... the chink in armor
maybe tongiht? I have no clue I probably won't be watching because I'm gonna be doing shit later
Aw, I didn't mean it like that, Alice! I meant it as be careful, your face might get accidentally revealed before you reach your Patreon goal
omfg cant take it anymore
dude just... just kill yourself
No fun allowed (according to you)
but please, continue being miserable.
Nope, not one bit! Just thought you'd like to know.
*yawns* T-try harder guys.
See? T-this guy knows what is up
...
Don't worry, I'm working on it.
ok
yes they are
nah
possibly
thats me
yes
daily
bully!
Post boipucci.
no need to try harder those are just facts
Keep doing what you do, Alice, You do everyone a service.
Link to alice's twitch stream?
/r/ing pics of ops face. Can't fap to paper.
Now you're just confusing me, what do you think you implied by saying that?
I'm starting to feel like there are multiple alices here.
I'm jerking off to you Alice cause I love you so much
n-no wuh-one tuh-talks l-like t-this except for stammering children who albeit are stupid but at least they have the excuse of being fresh to the world. you're grown. titspls
M-my vagina cares to disagree
cat boy = best girl.
wtf alice, i thought only hard shell tacos??
hey wait a second...............
don't
none of that now, but see:
yes she's a good person
it's "celtyplays"
Hard to avoid when this shitty thread slaps its cock in my face 24/7 while browsing.
I'm just glad you took the time to help. Thank you for doing what you do
Not what I imagined when I Googled Pig Scales but there you are!
I d-do
Omg, lol! I meant like the scales on a fish.
Oh w-wow I didn't realize you had the patent pending Alice Dong Slapper device!
N-no problem at all
hey fagget when we gonna see you hormoneboobs