What's Sup Forums drinking tonight?

What's Sup Forums drinking tonight?

nothing

I would drink a gallon of Emma Watson's pee just to see between her legs

good ole cans of busch.

as is tradition.

Utopius

What about warm shit straight from her ass just for a glimpse?

I'm going to Kelly's Irish Pub to drink a few pints of Guinness out on the patio, alone, trying to find the answers to my issues at the bottom of each glass.

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>normalfag detected

I'll be drinking an entire bottle of aristocrat vodka, alone, at home

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While it is a fat little ass, I would decline

It's a habit to go to Kelly's every Friday. The bartenders and I don't even exchange words. They see me walk in and start pouring my drink, I give the money and go out on the patio where I sit by myself.

Regulars just call me "The Angry Dude." (I have resting pissed-off face syndrome.)

hamms beer 14 for 24

Kellys in downtown portland?

the dude just said he was going to a bar to drink alone.

that's normal to you?

No, Metro Detroit.

Coronas on the back porch. Pacific Northwest sucks for 8 months per year, but the other four are fucking amazing.

Homemade raspberry brandy. Took some out of the carboy early cuz I'm broke and can't afford to get to liquor store

Who drinks in public to spend more than double the money to be alone anyway, plus I would be anxiously as fuck being around people while sad

I think the whole point is to find someone who's in the same state so you can share a drink with them

Only if it were Andy Sixx

Got some Baileys in my coffee. Will be hitting the Marker's Mark shortly.

>Who does (insert anything I wouldn't do here)

he is not you and you are a moron.

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maybe I'll try that sometime

It's a habit, like I said. I used to meet my friend Jim at Kelly's for a few beers every week until he died.

Deschutes Obsidian stout and McCallan. Go East Bay

I wouldn't consume but yeah, I'd let Emma fucking Watson take a shit on me below the neck.

Its my friends birthday tonight so whatever beer they're using for bp plus the rum and coke im bringing.

I would pay real money to punch that autistic faggot who forced that "meme" in the face hard until it was a bloody mass

you don't need to make excuses or give reasons here user.

i pass out every night and wake up soaked in piss every morning for no other reason that i like to be drunk.

sorry bout ya friend.

bottoms up!

cheers bros

Cheers man

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This is Publicize, Out.

wut

If I enter this code into Mario Bros will I get infinite lives

Reach 9-3-1, Trigganow reads you 4 by 4.

Do you bottle it any special way? Pics if you got them
I'm way too lazy to make my own alcohol

Gin and tonic with a lemon slice

>>/soc/

please just jump off a bridge.

a tall one.

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apple juice

Bale Breaker...2 pints in...

OOO fuck idk, I'll be 21 at midnight tonight so what ever liquor store is open is free game. So the better question is, what should I be drinking tonight?

gin and 7up, just started drinking gin, loving it so far

Fairlife fat free milk.

Who drinks apple juice after the age of 10

jack an coke cuz I cant taste anything anymore.

It masks the taste of oily, cheap vodka like Popov pretty well.

Happy birthday user. I'd go with captain morgan and coke if you haven't drank much, johnny walker black if you got the $$$ and wanna be manly about it.

Oh

Apple juice is fucking amazing. Piss off

Beer and Cider obviously, DET ÄR JU MIDSOMMAR

vodka + anything
I had bacon vodka shots once though and that sucked. Probably make a good bloody mary.

Some black guy i met on craigslists cum. pic related

Rip my bank account isn't impressive so I'll go with the morgan. Thanks user.

>beer ain't drinking

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Is pretty good

Canadian Mist whisky. It's garbage. If you want a cheap-ass canadian whisky go with R&R.

I hate straight vodka, even "good" ones. As far as I'm concerned it's only good for mixing.

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Me too annon! They just started selling that in my area.

stupid story cause I feel like it
>college
>dumbass beer parties in a duplex with comp sci geeks, 2-3 dudes to 1 girl always
>roommate has girlfriend named Gretchen
>always drinks Canadian Mist
>always shows her tits to everyone when she gets loaded
>want to fuck her so bad
>long time later get high with her in her garage
>eat alpo kibble with her on a dare
>hope to fuck her
>she starts making fun of me while I'm stoned instead
>puts Bjork on at full blast
>some man hating song
>realize she hates men
>still wish I had managed to fuck her to this day

Was a comp sci dude as well. I know what you're talking about. Very few chicks. Everyone lusts after the one or two that's at any given event. Lots of blue balls.

I got lucky and snagged a younger, bootylicious comp sci chick who was shy af so no one approached her, but was a fucking freak in bed.