If you don't rate my dick your mother will die in her sleep tonight

If you don't rate my dick your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

Also cock rate thread

8/10

gonna need a time stamp on that swollen meat m9

I don't believe you

cancer

9/10 I'd unironically let you plow me.

Solid 9/10

0/10 because you made me rate it.

insecure manlets detected

8/10

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My dick can't even get aroused

7/10

This. And why would someone post somebody else's dick to be rated?

9/10

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4/10

I want that in my mouth

Thx bro

YW please post moar

Check'd

0/10 because you forced me

Nah dude sorry I just wanted a compliment

Meh/10

Okay big man. What is the criteria for rating?

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faggot/10
Sage

would suck / 10

And how about this one? Anybody wanna rate it?

7/10
I've sucked better dicks

Dawg.... Is my dick the only normal one on this thread?

Would stroke/10

What do you mean by normal?

Tell me

1/10

Dude you play the witcher 3! Good game!

I don't know... The other ones look short or weird

rate my hard meat

bible app is free/10

8/10 would slurp

Decent/okay

...I refuse to rate either the dick you posted or yours

Looks like you're squeezing it just to make it look bigger
>MY SIDES

4/10

Looks like im not rating your dick then.

R8 m8s

Why are you veins bulging like that? Look like your dick is having a stroke.

Just another weird looking Dick

Then R.I.P to your mom

Haven't actually. I've had it since it came out, and never really played it.

No idea, lost a lot of weight recently tho, never got a complaint

i'd suck u off daddy

Dude... It's like having a smoking hot gf and only finger her... Once

2/10

8.5/10

8

What?! How can you rate those ugly alien looking thing and not rate my D? God has left us

Can't get into it. Too much game. I'm too busy. Definitely better than Fallout out of the gate.

kys

Agree. Fallout 4 was a joke though

1/10

Nice bot thread.

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2.7/10

Shave it 2/10

9/10

there's people for everything

7/10

what do I get

Gay

7/10

Post another one and I'll know

Shit/sjit

5/10

You think women rate their pussies on Sup Forums too? Or are we just fucking stupid?

Die

manlet

5/10

9/10 OP

would you rate mine

Good

Pussies are gross GTFO

alright then

That's not the point mon ami

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Hey Sup Forums what are some safe things to shove up my ass? Just shaved and douched my ass and want some fun

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0/10 im not gay.. just dont want me mum to die

What the fuck is that?

0/10 would throw rock at

A light bulb

0/10

1/10

1/10 stop being a jerkoff you jerkoff

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Rate

5/5

Btw just shaved sorry if I look smooth

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