Finally, after all these years, I've truly become The Neon Demon

>Finally, after all these years, I've truly become The Neon Demon

seriously?

>47% on rotten tomatoes
REAL STINKER AMIRITE GUYS?

Yes. Yes, well done, Elle. Congratulations.

HOWEVER...

>the semen demon

Garbagea ass movie

RT is shit.

We had a 9th Gate thread few days ago, if I'm not mistaken it's only 42% on RT.

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Yes yes, well done, Hershlag.
Congratulations.

HOWEVER...

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>reddit

me on the left

HOWEVER...

its a elle thread

3 days

>you will never suck Elle's feminine penis

i am ready and so is my penis

>when you chew 5 gums

i dont even know what the fuck is neon demon but i would never ever use rt as an indicator of a film's quality

dakota is hotter

nah

Elle is cute as hell

>ywn date elle and when it's time to go all the way she pulls down her panties and her 12 cock slams down on your face with a meaty thud

Agreed

for you maybe

sersh is cute as heck

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says shes 5'9'' but she looks like shes 6'

>ywn bake a cake with elle

post elle panty mmmm

>that lopsided face
what causes this? Inbreeding?

>ywn put frosting up elle's butt and lick it

It's 7.0 on IMDB

>tfw you will never be in the middle of a Dakota and Elle sandwich

>dresses in icing
>sweet
>delicious
is elle a cake?

maybe her face will become symmetrical now that she's removed her wisdom teeth

somewhere out there in the infinite realities this is happening to you right now. and thats pretty cool.

What the freak dude

>you will never wish her a happy birthday and hug her

its pretty common bro

asymmetry is common and can still be attractive on a biological level

>You are in charge of casting an Aryan Queen for an upcoming movie. Who do you choose?

Debicki

Antje

Who's her dad, Robert Z'dar?

BLACKED when

I want to see a big black dick plunge into her tight little pale cunny

mai waifu

el deleto this

take your degenerate fantasies back to Sup Forums

It's a masterpiece. I haven't seen the movie yet (waiting for the HDRip) but I just know it, I can feel it. Refn has only made kino until now and this movie is no different, I'm sure.

what are you implying, user?

She would make for a good human version of the unicorn in live action Last Unicorn movie

PALE TITTIES

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elle will share her delicious puffies with us soon
i'm sure of it

>she slaps your girlfriends ass at the bar

wat do ?

>girlfriend
>not wife
>going to a bar
absolutley haram. If she did slap my wife's ass I would be obliged to marry her.

Mothers drinking during pregnancy

hello Abdul

elle is the prettiest creature ever conceived

i want to kiss and lick her face
is this normal

yes

it's ellie we're talking about, of course it is

One of the cutest I agree

she truly is a goddess

i only now noticed that cat

and the fact she's holding her laughter


so qt omg

wanting to kiss and lick any part of elle is entirely normal and even encouraged

she's developing nicely

hips getting wider
tits getting bigger
getting plumpier and thicker in general

i want to lick her bumhole and her face
in that order!

My god she's so beautiWTF IS THAT DEMONIC-LOOKING LEFT FOOT DOING THERE???

I guess, after all these years, she's FINALLY become The Neon Demon (TM)

not bad

but I want to give a tongue bath to her entire body starting at soles finishing at her face

Should i watch Only God Forgives before this?

they are not related in any way

but yes you should

watching adorable young faerie elle slowly transforming into plump sexy semen demon elle is truly the greatest visual experience of our time
true kino

personally i think i'd go face to soles, and then back up her legs and end my journey with a revisit to her perfect butt
but i'm sure we can all agree that a tongue bath is exactly what she needs

i want to give her soles a tongue bath

how has no one brought up her cankles yet?

she's still developing

because those cankles fit her body and she's not a hamplanet

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i think i want to lick elles pusy the most and then her butt hole and then her prety mouth

I want to hold her close to a naked flame and melt her face back into matching

David Lynch does it better.

why'd you have to remind me

Would you rather have it in your mouth or your boypussy?

why not both

stop derailing with this gay shit please ;_;

what did she mean by this?

>where do you think we are?

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Stop being so lewd then...

her boobies are growing
how much longer until she has outperformed dakota in every aspect of life

she's only got one

Sup Forums is not a homo board

well dakota took kristen's virginity so there's that
>inb4 elle takes kristen's anal virginity just to spite her sister

dakota is prettier but people like elle more because shes lewd.

I want to french kiss her asshole.

i don't wanna

i do wanna

damn girl

s-stop

wew lad

Normalfags didn't get the subtlety, surprise surprise. Characters are developed with nuance and as such all the reviews say b-b-but where is my in your face character 'development' like my capeshit???

RT and sites like it are a joke while they still include the opinions of low IQ bloggers in their metric

the sqeuel also available

Dat bunda

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