You there! What is your profession?

You there! What is your profession?

NEET

IT consultant

I work at a fucking Enterprise Rent-a-Car office as a Management Trainee fml AMA

That doesn't sound too bad.

*Ahoo*

i graduated college and essentially work from 7am to 6pm being a customer service representative who check people into car, wash cars, pick up and drop off customers, and do some back end computer work, with the cult like reminder I get everyday that I will make 6 digits soon when I get to management.

What would you rather be doing?

Soldier.

It is guaranteed that you will make those figures?

I worked as a salesman for a shitty group that dedicated to teaching, but fuck them if I ever sell useless shit in an abussive scheme.

The worst is that they still think themselves top shit despite having shit infrastructure and shit service.

Chef at Wendy's

I'm a door to door salesman/lead generator.
I'm actually good at doing this damn job, but I hate my life.
It's above minimum wage, but there is much better money to be had out there.

Advice anyone? I got two years of college but my GPA was 2.7 considering I was starving most of the time I was in community college. I barely had enough money to put clothes on my back too.

Anything we should know?

book keeper

Not ´murrican, the top GPA here is 3.0... so, this means you did great?

Anyway. Get your shit together. I can work pretty much any job wihtout much complain... as long as there is no stupid fucks messing with me or my works.

College is a meme, you will be either:
-A Menchildrensitter
-A Typist for a computer, because the owner of the bussiness is too jew to modernize the system
-A Wageslave that has to break his back regardless of preparation. You are likely to get paid less since you started in the trade late.

Just pick the things that you love, if there is none, the things that make you rage less.

Bachelors and Masters in Civil Engineering. Work for the government so get paid less than private sector but really don't care because I make peoples lives better. Civil Engineers want to solve problems to make the world a better place.

FiggerNaggot

Physicist

Why does the US have such a hardon for stop signs and a hatred for yields and roundabouts?

Gigolo

This

Because we yield to no one, Eurofag.

pediactric gynocologist

Thanks for the advice.
I absolutely love sales; I just need to make more money.
I guess I should be more patient and keep grinding on till I could find a better opportunity.

Around here in Cali 4.0+ is best and 3.0 is bare minimum average to be considered for a 4 year college to get that bachelor's.

I'm thinking I should do some time in the military and then go back to college, bring up my GPA and finish it up. Maybe it'll be easier the next time around by not being so hungry and broke all the time.

I like that college background cause there are jobs in sales out there, like pharmaceutical sales, where you could make a decent amount.

I once met a pharma salesman who always had a group of girls flocking to him for attention at church. That money really gets the girls.

Attorney who works with start-ups

Because American people (for the most part) don't understand roundabouts yet. You will find roundabouts in more affluent areas of a city where people understand how to navigate them. Go to a less affluent part and there will be stop stop signs and stop lights.

Im a barista. I hate my life but my addiction to weed is the only thing that keeps me from necking myself

That's not even a profession man, that's called daily life

Can do make people not owe enterprise money?

Set a hard time limit for that grind or you'll find yourself still in the same place and 50.

Nurse

Front Desk Representative at a 4-star hotel. Its ok but Im kinda stuck considering im 25, I feel old already.

Certified Child Molester then

Yeah. That's a good idea.

network administrator

I work for an adult product company, I finger your pocket pussies before you do.

You should have plenty of free time tonpersue study and hobbies, no?

Federal judge. Not by an appointment system like in the USA, however, just by public exam.

Sailor

Audiovisual Production Specialist

4channer

i lied and told someone i'm a 4year electrician
they didnt check my credentials and gave me a job, idk what to do now.lol

hahahahaha fucking this tbh. Theres a part in Florida that has em and its the only nice and upper-middle age family style area. Nice place for bars and shit tbh. Riverside and Five Points.

Pharmacy Technician

Stay fucking away of the military in peace times.

I loved selling on street. But as I said, I hate stupid fucks and stupid fucks that mess with my job. I lost many sales because the stupid ass'd bitch at the office didn't fucking knew how to type and every couple months the PC had to be replaced because only Satan knows how the fuck she broke them all.

For sales you just need to meet people and not bullshit them much.

YouTuber (279k subs)

piece of shit does an AMA and doesnt even answer the question get this nigger bullshit out of here you dick head fuck you and fuck your whole family

Pay well?

how much a zip

Yeah I do but Im kinda stuck on something. Once I get that figured it out ill be good.

I drive a semi for prime inc. Make about 1k a week

>addiction to weed
>You dun goof'd
That shit is not even possible yo.

I meant this for the reply btw.

>analeze

Security consultant, fixer

What kind of videos do you make user

anal what

Security Guard, at least until I finish school and have to start making more money to pay other shit.

>Anal Eze

I also set up parties part time but thats only once a month I may get one now. People dont party as much nowadays tbh.

What kind? Do you do work with quantum mechanics?

Correctional Officer

That's not part time, that's post high school no uni

I make guitars out of hornet nests

That literally corrects nothing

Sexy

Systems Analyst...... Pays not great at my co but at least I get to work from home

/thread

Your just jealous as fuck tbh senpai.

I think you meant that for the warty dick thread

a noble profession indeed

I'm a glorified babysitter

I set parties, and it's called the weekend. People actually come to mine and I don't have to go home and finger my butthole

NEET drug addict until death

Thanks mom :)

You would be correct

Just with permission to beat the children

I own a consulting firm.

>God speed from nigger aids user

Sounds like my stepdad, fucking asshole

I don't even know what to call it. I update product information for my companies website

I build bodies for race cars out of fiberglass/carbon fiber for nascar. Its nice because the drivers are retarded and crash constantly so I always have work.

Bullshit your not a better party planner than me. Pshhhhh.

I'm an RV tech. Best job I've ever had. Troubleshooting RV's gives me a chubby between lp, natural gas, 12v, and 110v systems all working together...

Climate controlled bays, half of the tools are supplied...

Fuck ya.

Jobless

I run my own small business of things like plushies, cosmetics and cheap useless garbage that people loves to drop their money on, like chinese plastic figurines, crappy plushies and other gifts of that kind.

>This dude again
Do you live on Sup Forums? I see you on here a couple times a week it seems.

State senator

It does have its benefits
But we rarely get to beat them
Mostly we're paid to be bored in a uniform 8 hours a day

What made you want to do that? Are you a pedo? What do you tell gf's?

Stripper Glitter Bitch

I sell the sexual services of women.

Fake and gay
But I like the mental image of some politician on Sup Forums

Papi?

that's a bad meme. Mental dependency/addiction to weed is possible.

Two gays ago I installed a cuckold camera in a RV.

That's funny as fuck user, good job. Fake it till you make it

My hero

>Don't worry yours is bigger baby -)

We don't have that yet here
Soon though

Lifeguard

Do your boobs flop when u run?