Board Thread. Get in here anons who can't sleep / have nothing better to do / just want to shitpost

Board Thread. Get in here anons who can't sleep / have nothing better to do / just want to shitpost.

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I'll start it off by posting a greentext about my freshman year of college

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>first month of college, going in nerdy virgin who never drank or did drugs
>2nd night I saw smashed at a frat party with some friends
>within a month I took edibles twice and tripped acid
>expected college to be fun
>roommate was OK, not very friendly but respectful
>over a month or so I realize classes are stupid bullshit
>gradually begin to hang out with friends less and less
>About halfway through the year I end up just playing video games in my dorm all day, barely talk to friends, and keep classwork minimal

>I go home Christmas break, realize I don't like college but have nothing else to do
>go back to college
>for the 2nd semester I meet up with friends maybe 3 times total, always small like getting food
>smoke weed once, no other drugs
>occasionally get smashed, often by myself in my dorm playing video games
>borderline failing classes but manage to pass
>end first year of college with no friends, not enjoying it

Hey, random anón here.
I can't sleep and I need someone to talk to so I don't feel de urge to kms due to solitude.
I'm a beta cuck who has no reason to be depressed yet still is.

>Over summer I realize I have literally no friends
>delete normiebook and everything else, like I would stop talking to people except I never really had been talking to anyone in the first place
>get summer job in a small office with family connections
>chill job, sit at desk all day doing simple shit, but boring
>sleep until past 12 in afternoon, go in for afternoons 1-5, play vidya/watch tv for 8 hours.
>repeat

Howdy user. Same tho

lol y u mad tho

And this is where I'm at

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RA here

Do you consider that worthwhile?
Why not do something more ambicious?

I'm in high school right now and have honours but I feel like this is where I'm headed, and I'm also semi alpha too

Tell, me user: why are we still alive?

Fuck, I'm still alive because I wanna get a massive important job and then leave or fuck it up so bad the company collapses, then I will be ready to die

Ded?

gn

Listen I may only fuck my cousin weekly but it doesn't make it gay.

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* v IOI {O} IOI IOI
* v . . * [BOOM] . .
* v ^ . . * . . [KABOOM] . .
[BOOM] ^ . .[ZAP] . . ^ . .
>A< ^ >A< >A< ^ >AA< >A< >A< >AA< >A< >A< >A<
\A/ \A/ >A< >A< \A/ >A<
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What the fuck

ey F is for family

Yup, god tier show

Just finished Season 2 a week ago, waiting for Season 3 eagerly

Me too my nig, me too

Also I'm running outta frank Murphy pictures so I'll post ylyl aswell

Fucking jesus lmao

I lost when I saw it too

101 Dalmations taken to the next level
This is the first decent conversation i've had on Sup Forums, past midnight while sweating to death in my absolute forge of a house. So thanks helping with my boredom lol (pic unrelated)

Haha no problem, I only get these kinda conversations once every couple of months

Too many porn threads and gay ylyl threads now a days

Yeah, especially now that it's summer all of my friends are making human contact and i'm here in my room on Sup Forums lmao

Going on night 3 of no sleep, tomorrow will be day 4

Same, like everyone is off partying and I'm just here

I know, one of my good friends is having a party today but i'm not invited, I guess i'm just too introverted haha

What are you doing to stimulate your mind? I try to get through one day and I fall asleep once I'm stuck doing menial tasks like cleaning or gaming

Insomniac? Or just up all night doing stuff on the interwebs? Either way, I know the feels man

Nothing really, been to depressed, and haven't been able to drink due to P.O Meeting coming up

Its due to not drinking

Just show him you wanna go, he probably doesn't invite you because he thinks you won't go anyways

Just been looking up animu lewds, that's pretty much it.

Sup Forums in its entirety has been compromized by jews.

Post the good ones

True, yeah. Also, it might be related to the last time we were together when we all celebrated the fuck outta my other friends birthday on the same day and ignored her as a joke, whoops

Aw man, sorry dude. Good luck with that :c

How many days sober? Today was a week for me.

Nah m8, about to sleep, got some things to do later today.

Well did anyone tell her it was a joke, or was she just left out of it

Aright, night my dude

Tomorrow will be day 4

I was drinking close to a half gallon of whiskey per day for many many years, doctors said they have never seen liver enzymes so high, almost killed me

She's fine now I think, I told her happy birthday and all that jazz after and she seemed good but it dtill might have an effect, lol

Well just keep talking to her and the next party you'll be there, or if she seems distant throw one yourself and invite her or get a friend to

im unemployed and goddamn bored

Me too user, me too

Yeah, probs a good idea. One of my other girl buds who happens to both be my love interest and be taken is leaving for the next two months so that's out the door I guess. Not much to do this summer, hah. I'll probs invite a few of my good friends over for my b-day in August.

Once school or uni or whatever you do starts up again you should definitely keep talking to her. one of the worst mistakes I've ever done is stop talking to a girl I liked and simply ignored her... But 2 months later she got out and didn't fuck him or anything, missed a massive opportunity

Damn man, harsh. She shares a few classes with me so i'll definitely keep talking to her once it comes back on, but as of now she's gonzo

Yeah, and waiting is the worst

I've had a few missed opportunities like that, waiting for them to message you first and they never do. In your mind you're constantly going over and over what you're gonna say and what's gonna happen, but on their end they aren't even thinking about you, doing whatever. Writing this is making me simultaneously want to go eat cereal and want to hang myself. You decide which one I should do.

Cereal, but if you pour milk in first you shouldn't be living anyways

People who pour milk first are heathens.

But, I had to do it this time. I didn't know how much cereal I could fit with the milk. Don't lynch me please, I always do cereal first.

Why do women like to date assholes?

sup y'all

I pour milk first so I can heat up the milk in the microwave
fuck that stove bitch

oh dear

It would appear I've stumbled upon the holy grail.

rate my eye

>Pours milk first
>Warm milk
>Time for a beatin', son.

>cold milk
>cereal
lay off the pipe

It hurts, but at least you aren't the fuckers who say "boneless pizza" and "cereal sauce"

Boneless pizza thread was hilarious

OP has been dead for awhile, but I have been keeping it up till it could gain traction.
To answer your question women date assholes because they think the assholes won't be like that to them, which in turn makes them feel more secure and better off than with a nicer guy who dislikes confrontation

Real comedians

I'm off to bed, g'night y'all. Especially the guy who kept me entertained and is a fellow F-is-for-family-watcher. c:

Goodnight my dude, was nice not just lurking in threads for once

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Best thread on Sup Forums in like a fucking month

Yeah I know right

Hit kinda a lull right now though

Bumping for attention

Very few recognize a good thread when they see it

True, and I have only one more frank Murphy picture

Use it wisely
Its Saturday btw

Caturday*

Yup, it's been Saturday for 3 hours so far here

Well it's time to actually sleep, I got work in three hours.

Night Sup Forumsros

it's like 5:30 am here

What day, my August Sup Forumsro?