Movies you lost your fap virginity to?

Movies you lost your fap virginity to?

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willy wonka and the chocolate factory

Titanic

The Cuckold

>My Friends Hot Mom Ep. 34
>Your mom

Your moms sextape with a dog

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50 Cent - Just a lil bit

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C U C K

it's not a movie but i'm pretty sure it was my first boner/fap

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Explain this. Which scene?

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>tfw you now just notice that she's a fridge

>watch Heartbreakers yesterday
>JLH will never be 23 again
Don't have a sad enough pic for this

>That episode where she sits on a washing machine to get an orgasm.

Oh boy...

inb4 le high test fatty meme lovers

I mean I would fuck the shit out of her but young tight JLH is the best

Playstation 3 backgrounds of bikini girls

r@ygold greatest hits vol. 3

Enjoy the ban, kido

Jesus christ how the fuck was this allowed ?

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I was 10 at the time so it was legal

Baywatch

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well I'm glad I use startpage instead of joogle

Holy shit, i remember those 14 hours bus trips to Llorett de Mar back in the 80s because flying wasn't as common yet.

Mustaches and speedos, bro, mustaches and speedos.

> when she tells JD to look at her boobs in the locker room

>that episode where she feeds that senile old man rice by spitting it and kissing it into his mouth

still fap to that

Millennials don't know the struggle.

Attack of the Clones

BLACK

RUBBER

Girls Gone Wild paid programming commercial late at night on Comedy Central. I still remember the first time I orgasmed.
>What is this beautiful feeling I have just discovered? Can life get any better than right now?

girls gone wild commercial

feels wasted man

Turk's erotic dream episode

the tongue swirl episode

gynecology exam orgasm episode

Scrubs is great, if only there was a little bit more of JD's character development

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And then I discovered youjizz.com
Fuck dude, what a beautiful moment in a young man's life, the first time he discovers porno.

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>flipping through channels
>find that one porn channel that isn't too grainy to see what's happening

I wish that's how they still blocked those channels

I cant remember what movie this is, it is the one with that one curly headed jew I think. What is it?

That one Juiced commercial that would generate a 100-times-bigger shitstorm if it came out today

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only patrician choice ITT

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Howard stern on e!, Specifically when they tickled girl until they peed their selves

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I don't understand, why is this getting most of the (you)s?

Jesus Christ, imagine if this came out today.

Schindler's List.

shit I know what you're talking about

also
>be me
>be 15
>trying to rub the meat lamp before parents come home
>turn on the tv and put on a channel with short porn previews
>every preview is a just a couple of minutes long but I'm doing my best to get into it
>suddenly cuts to footage of pierced dicks and cunts pissing away
>erection ruined
>turn off tv

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classic kino

Because someone's underage :^)

My nigga, so much semen spilled to this slut

>memories

The Terminator.

Nostalgia hit me hard with this one.

god, she was hot

A 9yo walks into a sex shop and asks the clerk: "Do you have any child pornography or just the stuff for adults?"

Never realized she was so lacking in hips. No big loss in her falling off the map.

Lilly Thai, but which vid?

WARNING.

THE FOLLOWING MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN.

>bongos

demi moore in disclosure

my niggairrhh!

>MFW when I learned to speed fap to the girls on the trampolines on the man show

That 20 minute video with the 2 girls giving another girl a lapdance together.

>tfw first internet fap was interracial porn with a trashy blonde

ruined from day 1

how the fucking hell did they get away with this

why the fuck would you masturbate to david cross?

A feeling of pure ecstasy, followed by horror at the sight of my semen. Had trouble taking a piss because I was worried about channels being fucked up somehow

Ace Ventura

The one with the bitch that has big tits and sucks his dick as a reward

especially the people in those videos

>tootsie rolls

She's not a slut.

You don't?

How would you know?

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I tried to fuck her and she said no

I'm pretty sure it was the Porky's shower scene

Next time don't take no for an answer.

You mean steel pan

das it mane

What is this?

An image

my mom and dad made me watch american pie with them because they said it was an important coming of age story. seriously what the fuck.

This was her all time best video by far.

Great positions, both parties enjoying it, great finish with her riding telling him to cum and then hopping off with him blowing in her mouth.

Ever since her 'return' it hasn't been the same. She got a bunch of bad tattoos and a terrible boob job. (Plus she now has dyed her hair a weird blonde color)

Good times. Also the man show would have hot stuff sometimes like that thick as fuck blonde girl who would crawl on all 4's and you can see her massive ass from behind.

Thought I was gonna have a heart attack

>You didn't leave a gaped cherry pie on the counter with toaster strudel glazed over it for them to find

When will women stop falling for the boob job meme.

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I was in love with that girl

but it was pretty hard to jerk off to this clip cause of that 2 faggots in the backround

There's really no alternative when women age and gravity and nature takes its course.

I blew thousands of cum ropes to Demi in this movie

This.

Early Lilly Thai is one of the all time best '00 porn stars. She actually enjoyed doing it and it showed in her videos, she'd get really into it.

The only terrible thing is that she never did an actual creampie before retirement.

This was my very first one.

I didn't even know how to fap I never seen it done. So I just hit it till it got hard and eventually I learned.

and my hand hasn't left my cock ever since.

>That episode where she flashes the dying boy and he lives

It was some college fuck fest video.

First time i ever masturbated Arthur was on TV. I'm not even joking.

I remember thinking that i broke my dick after i came.

FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK POST THE VIDEO NAME

Stephanie McMahon spanking Trish Stratus at No Way Out 2001.

Life wasn't quite the same after that.

Just look up Lilly Thai. It's probably her most popular video. It's beyond easy to find.

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It's on Kazaa