User

user,
what has been the best moment of your life so far ?

When i farted in my exs face and my sisters face, both farts point plank it was really funny

Winning an Emmy Award for Outstanding Writing for a Drama Series.

Nothing comes to mind

That's great quality for a GIF.

Probably something videogame related like getting Diamond in league of legends

Besides that, maybe when a nurse touched my penis in high school

Me behind the lense and on the left while on the right

Finding topless photos of my daughter on her cell. Now I have EXCELLENT fap materials

Which series?

I've just turned a 37 yr old virgin. There's been no good moments in my life.

Gonna go with the corny answer.
The birth of my children.....

My first gay experience i guess

Fam how many kids you got? I thought it was only millenials here now, pleasantly surprised

The birth of your children was the best moment of my life too. They're so beautiful!!

I fucked Daphne Rosen for $1500 when I was in Los Angeles.

She does some escort work on the side and I creampied in her asshole.

Pic related.

pissing in a poor student girl's mouth. Just looking at her face full with regret.

The best moment of my life is probably when I moved away from the mic to breathe in.

2 kids
I'm 32 year old army fag

Getting high as balls and randomly propositioning a girl I know for sex, then proceeding to catch an uber over there and smashing the everliving fuck out of her while her husband was away

Married pussy is the best pussy. Period.

Me too. Birth of my son. I'm Navy.

How long have you been here?

I hate to break it to you, but those kids are probably not yours, ground pounder.

story?

I've heard those are often a real pain in the ass.

The birth of my children.

Close second is the first time I had sex, 14 with a 12 year old. Best most enthusiastic sex ever to this day.

HAH, puns. It was anal tho it was much less

Penis inspection day? I been there.

story? What do you mean poor student girl? Underage?

the blowjob i got from 2 sisters while my friend/their brother cried in a tree

> when i got into my first choice college

> when i kissed a girl i really liked at age 16

one of these two, can't decide. i think getting into my college was more physically happy but kissing that girl was more emotionally happy

amazing

a foreign student, that did not have money to pay her rent. So i chatteted her up for having sex for money. Had her for around 12 hrs and could do what ever i wanted with her.

So after some fucking, i started drikking alot of water infront of her. She was abit confused by that. After 5-7 glasses of water, i took her to the toilet and had her sit down on the floor and started pissing on her face

> I'm Navy, so you enjoy fucking kids that explains it.
I know, I know, you only fuck the kids that the Israeli's order you to, but still, you're a fairly sad excuse for a human being.

For real, taking the virginity of a blonde co-worker at bigbite after closing time. The first 5 strokes or so actually met with resistance.

Electric Daisy Carnival 2010
First time I dropped X.
That was the best day of my life.

First hit of crack ever

Damn.

being with a younger boy

Finding out a girl actually, truly likes me last week. But then she turned out to be 16. Well, age of consent here is 16, so it should be fine

That's pretty funny.

sauce?

Whoops. Wrong post... Eh fuck it

When trump became president

Similar. Got a blowjob from two sisters, both landwhales but the one had a hege crush on me and the other was quite possibily the biggest slut I ever seen.

She kept getting sluttier and sluttier and when I started paying her more attention and eating her out, my friend kept trying to keep up.

> Fingering themselves and licking each others pussy juice off of each others fingers.
> Me rimming my friend and her slutty sister licking my face.
> Exchanging my cum and then fingering each others assholes with my cum.

It was so depraved. After I nutted my friend started crying with shame while her sister laughed at her and started sucking on my nuts.

Things were never the same after that. Her sister got HIV years later and died.

It was basically a penis inspection day, something about checking if the balls are working or something, looking back I'm not sure what was the point of it but atleast the nurse was a woman so I wouldnt mind all that much even if I got sexually assaulted

When I died.

You were probably being checked for an inguinal hernia. It is a requirement before playing sports.

A meeting with my boss and an engineer where we discussed the system specs for a project we we're working on.

..I knew that day that I had finally made it in the real world.

Later I found out that project was for a company called moog and that they make decoy predator drones for the government.

Testicular torsion.

aww

Succeeding brillantly at my 2nd year college exam.
Just after; we all went partying at some rich guy's house who had a swimming pool.
One guy had coke and gave me a bit for fun, fuck yeah.
One guy had cialis and gave me half a pill to be able to fuck while drunk, fuck yeah.
Seduced the owner's little daughter.
Went to her bedroom and toke her pussy and asshole virginity.

2 weeks after I was working every single day as a slave which got me very depressed ... life can turn on a dime.

Probably when I went to visit my long distance gf
It is and will probably always be, the highlight of my life.

She has the same body type as my sister.
I want to do my sister

when i hit lmao 1/2/3/4 pl8 the rest of my life is pointless really

>Succeeding brillantly at my 2nd year college exam.
>Went to her bedroom and toke her pussy and asshole virginity.
>toke

Let me guess, music major?

What the Fuck.

Well at least now you can say the best moment was when you got trips in that one thread

Well, when my son was born. But individually was when I finished Persona 4.

What position did you use for her cunt and asshole, respectively? How old was she? Did you cum both places?

can you show me in kik MrNard1

> She does some escort work on the side and I creampied in her asshole.

I highly doubt she let you fuck her without a condom.

Fucking wet Japanese pussy when I was stationed in Okinawa, Japan.

U r my hero.

Where was she from?

Getting blown by my asian gf, her best friend (also asian), and another asian chick we just met. Nothing better than spraying my cum on 3 asian chicks. Was the best moment in my life so far, but I think another great moment is coming up this weekend.

I once found a 20 dollar bill on the floor of a Boston Pizza bathroom.

Making it to Akihabara for the first time, while in Japan for the first time, completely on my own.

That was 7 years ago.

requesting full story and pics of those involved

I'm a 4 on a good day. Last semester, I somehow befriended a 9 in one of my classes. Gorgeous, intelligent, hilarious, fun to be around. We got pretty close over a few months. We were studying in her room one night. One thing led to another, and we had two hours of foreplay and incredible sex. Best blowjob I've ever had. Tight pussy that looked like a work of art. Clean asshole. Loved to be choked.

I just wish I could stop thinking about that night now that we're done. Really sucks to know that it won't happen again.

litauen or some shit like that.

chatted abit more with her after that day: said she felt so degraded and would never do something like that again
> my job here is done

gonna need sauce, fam

Yeah those Eastern European girls would do anything for money, communism really fucked their society.

Killing another man on the field of battle.

Been lurking for 5 or more years. Been a while

When I went back to Korea for a week's vacation at the end of 2015. Had lived there for three years prior (2009-2012), and had been dreaming about being back there every single night since I left. It was truly wonderful to see all of the old locales again.

How does it feel being a slave to the Israelis?

Had my kids long before I joined the military so I know they are my seed.

When I went to disney world.

I know how that feels, was pretty good.
Just over 2 years ago here. You still in Tokyo?

Seeing my books for sale on Amazon. (moments)

No; that was a long time ago. I was only there for three days.

Love u Tay

>5 or more years
>been a while

Fucking newfag

Going to NCAA's D1 swimming championships in college. Was 10th overall. Was my final year swimming in college too since I suffered an injury the following year

GF on the right, her best friend on the left

It was my birthday weekend and my gf asked what I wanted the most for my weekend. I jokingly told her I would love to get blown by her and 2 other chicks. Stupid/Lucky me, she decided to get me exactly that. Later that night, after a night of partying and drinking, I ended up in a room with her, her best friend, and another chick we met at the party.

The chicks would suck on my balls and shaft while rotating turns sucking the tip and such. It was the most amazing blowjob I ever got. Came all over their faces and they cleaned me up after wards. I was blown a few more times that night, at least once by each chick. Best birthday weekend ever.

Something similar might happen this weekend too

Picking up two black girls in a bar and fucking them in a 5 star hotel room for 2 days straight only leaving to pickup pizza and liquor.

Yeah I'm late to the party
,I'd like to say it was around 2010ish I first started lurking a lot, knew about this place for a while before that just never visited often
still got to some epic shit here before it went to shit.

>I'm a 4 on a good day
>best blowjob I ever had

Ugly guys don't get bj's.

Nice one. But Imagine what will become when your girlfriend asks for her birthday present. What if she wants to blow 3 nigorus?

You know that means she did the same for her friends' boy toy before you yes?

they day i killed a gook

sauce?

Then I guess your theory is flawed.

To be honest, I've been in a relationship with her long enough so I'm kind of bored. If she wanted that, it wouldn't bother me that much. Of course, I would tell her that I would only let her as long as I got to fuck one or two of her friends.

Kind of doubt it as her friend has been single for awhile, but like I stated in above, our sex life has been boring as shit so stuff like this shakes it up for me. We're thinking about becoming swingers

wat do yu u do user?

when I passed my first uni year (belgium state uni). It really felt good knowing from where i was coming from. Like, an achievement.

When i got a BJ by 2 chicks

Wholesome

i can tell ur a richfag